Eureka Reporter | 1907-08-23 | Page 4 | Came Pretty Fast for Pat

CAME PRETTY FAST FOR PAT at that he had had only what the doctor ordered A philadelphia says that not long ago he was called to see an irishman and among other directions told him to take an ounce of whisky three times a day A day or so later he made another visit and found the man while not so sick undeniably I 1 drunk how did this happens the physician demanded of pats u ife who was hovering about solicitously sure dochter an just what you ordered an no more that he had she protested isaid I 1 said one ounce of whisky three times a day that could not make him drunk the physician said he ife has had much more than that divil a drop more dochter dear she declared sure an ol 01 didn dian t know just how much an ounce was sool wint to the drug store an asked an the lad ad he s a broth of a boy too told me that an ounce was IG 15 drams and pat has I 1 rad ad thim regular an no more harper a weekly