Show 7 0 ir V r 4 0 1 pa 19 I 1 al 05 01 1 1 WITH dy copyright 1907 by byron willia willis ns us triumph I 1 do not love to triumph as of yore alen 1 en triumph means to spike my toe foe or ane 0 rise upon tl e ladder s rung I 1 have to d bregard hi woe the joy of triumph at tl ti e cost of tears tear to him v 0 0 fainted in the figi t Is 19 turned to rancor in my bleed ng heart ind nd pro ess gains no balm for migi t ah life Is lived too much like climbing hills upon the fevered heads we ken too much upon the scheme to reach the heigl t boft tle tl e bleeding hearts of men and faire farre too oft Is but the mountain top that lifts one far beyond the cry of tl it ose wl 0 struggle in tl e ditch be lo 10 v and tl ti en I 1 ie e down alone to die icove I 1 love the triumphs s I 1 may sl are ditl alee tle tl e triumphs s that his ills love unfurled tl ti e prizes tl at in brotherhood and lo 10 e may soothe the heartaches of a world fane fan c es it Is a good thing that some men do not have to eat their own oan words there Is no use choking a man to death A man never believes that truth is stranger than fiction until the baby gets him up seven times in one night and still he cant can t find the pin it is queer that you ou never can a monkey to i woman who has three sons inlaw in law you cannot expect the dog on top to sympathize with the under dog it is hard to phil aize on an empty stomach the breadfruit tree is all right but what I 1 want to know Is where Is t fuere bere iere a tree that grows piea you cannot fool a woman on th tho old saw that clothes GO co not make the man the prodigal son who returns now a days gets breakfast food 41 i stead of tatted fatted calf the only really happy day the day which has no sorrows no andoyan es no cisal point ments and no age ments Is to morrow A foolish woman who means to be good is ease aas money for the devil all donkeys do not wear A ear long ears some of them wear silk underclothes cheer up somebody will spend tl e money the miser is saving when a young man asks a young woman for or a kiss and she tells him to go 90 to war we may intel that the quicker he changes love bases the sooner he will be successful in woo ing tre is positively no excuse for a young man kissing a girl once if she stands for it once she likes it and ahoi sheild id have at leas two t a poets would do pretty well if there w were ere more words tl at rhyme with love the sunny skies above need a rest A perfect hen has been reported from kansas A perfect old hen has been living in our town for three years comment the practice ground of a baseball field is a poor place for a man wear ing a silk hat when a man goes out to look V ic trouble and comes home with a I 1 acl eye further proof that he found what he went after is not needed some business men seem to go ma a the presumption that thin ice is cat if you skate fast enough you can turn base metal into gold by cornering the market on base metal when the baby swallows a dime just remember that he has a birthday coming soon anyhow vv V hen a young man won wont t let a young woman look at his watch she Is safe in assuming 7 that it is not her pic ture in the case even the bee wouldn t work so hard it if he knew the man intended to rob him of his honey in his lecture oa a jamaica a well known lecturer lec tells of visiting a na tive cane mill where the juice from the s gaitane was bein being boiled to sugar the traveler tra eler noted that flies and bees were being boiled down along with the juice lie ile spoke to the owner about it and the owner replied that the bees were full of I 1 oney and that the flies fed on the sugar about the camp hence he was medely getting back much of the crude that had been stolen haap have another lump of in your coffee this morning 1 he also poke of natives of the pana ma country and a queer custom they have he noticed the men were busa chewing so something as they worked A closer inspection showed it to be cocoanut after k hewing a mouthful for a time each native would walk over to a b g attle lt atle and throw the residue into the recep tap e upon in he learned that the natives were going to have cocoanut dump lings foi dinner to this union chewed pulp they added flour and meat serving the mess hot cocoa nut dumplings are very good it Is said but he denies sampling the dish disia he knew at school a little kansas boy bein being 9 one of the geography class was dees deell ly interested in learning the points of the compass said the teacher you have in fiant of you the north on your rig right glit the east on your left the N est what have you jou behind youa after a mom moment nt s lealo tion charlie exclaimed A patch on my pants jmj tat IA J |