Show xa I Z 0 0 t WITH alarm C licks icks you kin have your 01 oil I 1 alarm clocks v th their metal bang and clasi knockin knocking all the mornin castles that a feller builds ke smash I 1 don t kalk elate t want em ern in th coun try chere I 1 live I 1 prefer th daybreak wak nin that th things of nature give stid 0 up in terror at th bang in of a gong I 1 aist dream along expectant ter fer tl cat bird birds s I 1 itin hin song an a n meadowlark a call n trum frum his perch upon a weed jit inviting me t I 1 ustle an git up it a time t teed feed As th sun comes sorter slantwise through th windows in my room darivin out th hauntie sl adders an ds d pellin all th gloom then I 1 slip rigl t out 0 dream dreamland land into heaven while tl breeze Is a in th branches of th I 1 oney sucile bucl ie trees frum th distance comes th molln of a cow that wants her slop an th crowin of a rooster thed has filled his mornin crop while accost th fields Is such a medley of del gl t that the hull burned world Is frum th thralldom of th night an your heart Is tilled filled with mus c while the symphony of joy sorter effervesces in you like it did w wl I 1 en j st at a boy you went tr crampin maln through the grasses on a I 1 v vely ly dog trot hike fer I 1 git th choicest stat on at tl dam for fer in p ke an you take your bath a whist whistling lin when you kin fer blogin blow in off alst a splashing sp lashin like a robin flirten water at the trough next you go t breakfast at the woman that you love aist a joyin in th blessin a that come croopin trum frum above you kin have your old alarm clocks brackin daybreak dai break into shreds we jast sorter look t nature fer t draw us frum our beds we prefer t glide frum dreamland dreamland into symphonies of day that are callin light an airy like a br brooklet 0 oklet on its way I 1 suppose ose I 1 m some old tasi fasl loi loz ed ad but b gosi goal I 1 d ruther feel this here sort of mornin music that I 1 know is pure an real than t hear a grand planny er an singer screech i I 1 kin understand this music an th era er s out 0 reach when I 1 die somehow I 1 m hopin that the music up above won wont t be cotlin noti in short 0 nature natures s that I 1 ve learned t know an love won t be noth n but th grossbeck gross beak a an th meadow lark larks s and sich aist a wal in up th n arnin side 0 gabriel a ditch it if its it s this III I 1 II 11 rest plum happy in th land beyond th sl les where tl vails valls is made 0 dewdrops erv staled into se 0 v I 1 m easy and enjoying while I 1 may these hefe morning I 1 have mentioned d ast 3 st a it dagnin tl is a way V th n speaking of thia thin people said NN ings helping himself to a sliver silver of codfish i once I 1 new a man who was six feet two inches tall and weighed only fifty seven pounds that s bothin ginterr apted silas swing squirting saliva at the I 1 not hole back of the stove I 1 had a feller wort worl n ter fer me last sa s1 siring ring thet went lo 10 h cl ry t a modern goodmen men ban and swall ered an olive by mis tal e next day doc greene pronounced it biopsy and operated on him ter fer it I 1 but just then the grocer blew out his I 1 gats and the local strategy board adjourned sine die 1 rag time tim e rhapsody es A magazine editor asks do bosqui toes thinks on the supposition that it is impossible to do two things well at one and the same time I 1 should say that they do not they merely bite the only man that really enjoys hearing you tell your troubles is a confirmed dyspeptic if care has billed killed a cat with nine lives what right have you 7 free advice is usually worth what you pay for it A kansas city cit paper says there Is a town in cass cas county missouri called peculiar that strange have you ei cleaned up your alley this up in bortl ern wisconsin sin where I 1 went longe fishing last spring venison was worth but five cents a pound poun dand and it was deer at that no woman every heard of a man breaking his aran trying to fasten the buttons in his back anyhow says an exchange I 1 should say not that isn t where a man grows his buttons is it old man mana tell a man that the baby looks like him and he feels immensely flattered I 1 wonder it if I 1 e would if he knew why the people who are standing about al ways smiled A kansas editor kicks because so many people drop in to pay their respects and so few to pay their sub script ions A teddy gingerall gin gerale would be one with abig a big stick in it I 1 suppose says an ohio editor few men would hesitate long between a good name and a million dollars gainly not he who hesitates might lose a million it used to be that when a newspaper failed the editor co ild ride out ot of town on a pass now he has to leave in his automobile gee what tall frels mr and mrs jones of haskett were seen passing through bolton with the son who had the misfortune to get a leg broken in a fall from a tree while climbing after squirrels twenty five feet high exchange ily lJ lelalu LAlU ax t A 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