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Show 1 ijji ,'iiiii- lvwrtiT Tin1 Kurt Un - - NuyhuIht U.l;,) 'Golden Years' Appernce: The Golden Years Are A Crock, by Dick Carter. APPEARANCE: Nip and Tuck You may not think it makes a great deal of difference how you look to others once you have reached the golden years, but as usual, you are wrong. You can, however, get rid of your formal wear, go to the Goodwill Excerpt from store, and purchase a chicic wardrobe. Carless t worn-ou- nd fuelli It is no longer necessary to make those urgent trips to the barber shop, even if you still have hair. In fact, some men welcome baldness. After failing to communicate with their barbers for over 50 years, they are tired of looking like an Idaho potato farmer. Most barbers are born with Alzheimers disease anyway. Elderly women have a tendency to experiment with tints to achieve that glamorous look the cosmetic companies promote. They risk the weird effects that sometimes result from trying to change the color of former appearance which probably wasnt that great anyway. Some very serious consequences can result when excess tissue accidentally returns to its former position. One poor lady had a nine pound double chin sewn up behind her ears. It suddenly borke loose while she was at a luncheon, fractured her neck, plunged into her chicken gumbo soup, and ruined some honored guests very expensive gowns. So, keeping up appearances in the golden years is questionable, especially after you have spent hours putting yourself together and someone says, When are you going to get ready? new-ol- d dress, old running shoes, and sweat suits somehow donote eccentric sophistication. (Be sure you dont buy the stuff you just gave away! ) This casual appearance will also help you to travel unnoticed in relative safety, as an old decrepit outfiit will discourage hoodlums. Even your friends and family will cross the street, if they recognize you, believeing you have finally jumped the track. clothes, nip their hair. For instance, in attempting to dye their hair a lovely shade of lavender, they end up with a deep purple mop; in an effort to lighten it, their hair turns green as the Emerald Isle. Frantically they apply something else to make them look human, and they become a carrot top. Chances are by this time, most of it is on the bathroom floor, so they sweep it up and plan to stay indoors until they grow a brand new head of hair. Another more drastic method for improving your looks is cosmetic surgery. Face lifts or hair transplants will seldom return your Water is important Special Election Bonneville Unit Central Utah Project November 19, 1985 Water gives Utah life - VOTE Legion auxiliary Members of the American Legion Auxiliary met Monday afternoon at the Memorial Building. President Virginia Bradford presided. The Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag and the Preamble to the Constitution were recited in unison by the group. Clara Bates led the opening prayer. Business matters were discussed and Christmas stockings for the veterans, was chosen as a project. A Christmas party was planned at the Silver Rush Restaurant Dec. 14, 1985. This will include a gift exchange with gifts to cost no more than $3. Prizes were won by Margaret Hyde, raffle; Cleo Judge, low cut; and Cecilia Trujillo, high cut. There will be no meetings during the months of January and February. VOTE! Utah is the second driest and the third fastest growing state in the United States. Water is t(x important to you and your descendents for you to allow' the other guy to make this decision about the future of the Bonneville Unit of the Central Utah Project without your vote being counted. The directors of the Central Utah Water Conservancy District urge you to make certain vote your opinion counts next Tuesday! A vital question you - VOTE for The Central Utah Project is a system of canals, aqueducts, reservoirs and related facilities to make water available to agricultural, residential and industrial users. CUP water will be used from the tributaries of the Colorado River to the Wasatch Front and from Salt Lake to Garfield counties. The voters in this area are being asked to decide whether to complete the Bonneville Unit or not vote! Water users, taxpayers will decide - VOTE The election question is whether to approve a supplemental repayment contract negotiated with the federal government which will permit the completion of the project or not. Voters are being asked to approve or reject that contract for an additional $335 million plus a possible 10 for contingencies. You can help decide only if you vote! GET YOUR FRIENDS TO VOTE, TOO. LETS TELL WASHINGTON HOW ALL UTAHNS FEEL ABOUT THE CUP! Photo proofs ready Information has been received that all thoose who had photographs taken recently at the Depot, may see the proofs at the Memorial Building on Sunday, Nov. 17, 1985, between the hours of 12 noon and 5 p.m. R.L. BRACKENBURY CONST. & COMPANY STORE Don't forget our November special on VCR & Movie Rentals" MEMBERS ONLY Mon. thru Thurs. - Rent 2 movies at regular price - Get VCR for $1. Members owning their own VCR: Rent 2 movies for $4. Thinking about a VCR for Xmas? Come & see me. I'll sell you a commercial machine at 7 over cost, plus tax. my have Kodak blank video cassettes for recording I We now $7.99 Only New selection of "EUREKA" sweat shirts in stock. Great Xmas gifts! Antiques Gold Silver Jewelry Greeting Cards A Gift Items and souvenirs from "EUREKA" Main Street 433-681- Eureka, Utah 4 For More Information Call The Central Utah Water Conservancy District 226-710- 0 |