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Show March 11, 1983 Ned Allinson EAAT gets honor The Eureka Reporter Page Three Computers, a brave new world Once more the EMTs of the West Editors note... Thanks to Mrs. cellophane blankets. Everyone of Agnes Peterson for submitting the them has its own training manual. honoring the "EMT of the Month for January and February. following article. We hope it will You cannot fool around with these our a chuckle... readers Ned manuals. That much we have Stormy Allinson, the give SCRABBLE, Va. - Our first learned already. When the order is member who has been an EMT the longest, received the honors for computer arrived the other day. The given to enter some simple inJanuary. He was chosen because of delivery was normal in every way, struction, such as ! : WHOOPS, his knowledge, understanding, and though delayed about three weeks nothing else will do. If you enter! by reason of back orders, and when WHOOPS, forget it. All you get from leadership. we brought Little Mac home in the Little Mac is a wink and a smirk-a- nd Any questions needing to be anthis is odd, for he has no sense of swered, problems solved, or trunk of the car, everyone crowded situations handled, Stormy is the one around to see the new addition. humor whatever. Little Mac, I should tell you, was a we turn to. He has exhibited a lot of The hardest thing about a personal patience and put in many hours of planned acquisition. There was computer is getting yourself out of overtime trying to get everyone in nothing impulsive about it. At first I the messes you get into. Just as you the association recertified in CPU. said to myself, James, at 62 you are are feeling a little cocky, and He is serving as training officer too old for the responsibilities of everything up to Page 17 is going and ambulance captain-jo- bs he computerhood. I said, James, you smoothly, you hit a wrong key. It is accepts and fills well. Many, many have been making your living 40 absolutely astonishing what turns up hours are spent keeping up his state years off an old rimfire Underwood; (xi the screen: Little rectangular instructorship and working in the you are set in your ways; a com- blinking things, and stuff you wrote and threw away 20 minutes ago, and association, stormy, you are needed puter will only get you unnerved. But runs Jinnie Jinnie if you are not very careful you are and appreciated! prevailed. office-boo- ks, around this EMT of the Month for February everything suddenly back to square one and me-with a Little Mac is yelling to know the date is Iris Swenson. She has worked accounts, files, ledgers, extra hard and struggled many cool and efficient hand. Look, she and time again, Several times we have had to hours on her own to pass her CPR. said, you have learned to wind your to the to set office clock, watch, She loves being an EMT and telephone Dr. Platko. He is always to new bulbs and cheerful. Just type F2, he says, all month to recertify in change light put and then insert BABBLE: dir, and CPR so she can keep certified as an batteries in a flashlight. Besides, she Art Buchwald a has at the sound of the bell get out of said, to is EMT. Iris willing cover many computer, Will and a has BASIC and take two aspirins. We shifts hers and others. George computer, and a David word could not get along without Dr. Brinkley just got Keep up' the hard work, Iris!!! Platko. processor. I dont want to process words, I Jinnie is having a ball. She plays said. The idea makes me nervous. with Little Mac, and Little Mac gurgles and coos, and almost never You will learn," she assured me. spits up. We rented a Tutorial And so we went to a store on L from a high-tec- h wet nurse outfit in The Juniors are working very in downtown Street and The tutor tells Jinnie Connecticut. Washington hard on perfecting their two one-aresident the Dr. with talked Platko, things like great and very good plays. The play will be on March 16, and Youve got it! What it tells me 1983. The afternoon performance computerologist, and that was how will be at 2:00 p.m. and the evening Little Mac came into our lives. Little is, Try again. Mac is thus called, I should explain, Last week I tried to write my performance will be at 7 : 30 p.m. The Thomas Lord after column on the word processor. Babington, Juniors are now selling tickets to the most who was the Ordinarily, on the old faithful Unplay. The admission price will be Macaulay, of men. derwood, the task takes about two $1.50 for students and $3.00 for positive This if believe is me, hours. On Little Mac it took six. This nothing baby, adults. All proceeds go toward not decisive. Invalid command," is the kind of progress that will lead funding the Junior Prom. The plays he Bad he cries. us backward into a brave new world syntax, says. are called Snowie White and the Little our Mac has lives, with its brave new language: FLO: changed Seven Chicks and French Toast. We got him plugged in on a Sunday The Seniors have been working on He gave off a series of their Sterling Scholar portfolios this morning. and whimpers; he cackled a last week. The Sterling Scholar sighs few a hen laying an egg; times like portfolios have to be turned in by the then he opened his twinkling green 15th of March. The judging of the He cursor. wanted to know the date portfolios will be on the 28th of and time. Can you imagine that? March. There will be an awards The date time? and Precocious little assembly on the 5th of April. The fellow. I him the date. He spit it public is invited to go to the awards out. I gave Obstmancy m a bad cause is but him the time. He wanted gave assembly. Good luck to those who the time his a way, with all the digits constancy in good are trying for Sterling Scholars. The basketball team traveled to and colons juet exactly so. We have lots of baby books. Little Lehi to play Park City. We lost with A philospher is one who doubts. Mac came home with various pieces Nice try boys. Better a score of Montaigne of software. We have the Hard-Writluck next year! Program, the ImpossiCole The Pay son Jr. High School Snake charmers do not really the Program, come will up Assembly Traveling charm cobras with the music of and put on an assembly on the 11th of Program, the Think Basic Program, their pipes. Snakes are deaf, and March. We are anxious to welcome and goodness knows what else. A merely follow the motions of the them. There is also a junior class couple of programs are still in their snake charmer. fund raising dance on that night in oooooooooooeooooooooooooooooooooooOOPocoOQOogn the new high school - everyone invited! 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