Show NOT HOT ENOUGH they were sitting in the loom of the hotel the tafta wae about endurance as shown by men ot the past and during a lull in the conversation a young corn traveler said any man if he has the will power fan endure rain or fatigue I 1 know I 1 can there vas silence for a moment ind an old r 1 wa er a dinner you cant hold foot boot on in a bucket of ot water a long as I 1 can the was taken and two buck eab of hot water were brought in as well as a 1 ettle of boiling water to au the temperature to the point of endurance in went a foot of each contestant soon the young man s lice began to pale but the other called for more boiling water what on earth is your leg made af sira aid the former suddenly taking his foot from the bucket cork sir cork was the cool an awer and the other felt that he had indeed lost D t learn her age to day remarked the pretty young widow is the fifth anniversary of my marriage indeed and at what age were you married 9 asked the bachelor who thought to get next to the num ber ot years she had sojourned on earth at the parsonage answered the p w as she winked her other eye chicago dally news unprepared edie were you taken by when he proposed deara ella goodness yes why even 1001 ed up his financial s in after years smith when green was i that young widow a couple ago he declared he coulden couldn t 11 out her jones and did he marry smith yes and now he s to get a divorce on the graur its impossible to live with chicago dally hews easy for the hammock mamma I 1 hope you were ting in the hammock with J night lulua lulu no mamma I 1 dian didn it was strong enough for hot to sit in jack sat in the ha and I 1 sat in jack s lap statesman funny performance redd your wife s red in tl greene yes she s been 1 all the afternoon laughing all the after noc yes she s been out catchi play golf yonkers statesman AND SHE HAD REACHED IT ella it war were declared and I 1 were a man I 1 d enlist stella you coulden couldn t dear there s an age limit rochester democrat and chronicle jealous tess oh yes the very mention ol 01 organized labor makes miss wince jess the idea why should ita tess she hates to think of all the unions being formed throughout the country and none for her tit bits wife talks early agent I 1 want to sell you an alarm clock married man no thanks there s buzzing enough in my ears in the morning without that detroit free press father napped wife t told you to be ve careful not to wake the baby while I 1 was gone were youa husband yes I 1 never woke him once but he woke me up three times detroit free press she knew it all the time know anything newa only that I 1 am going to marry that little widow shy that knowledge may be new to you but bet it isn t to her houston post not afraid guardian if you don t change your way of living my boy poverty will oyei take you derelict it can t catch up with me im going too fast detroit free always a mystery and a fact remarked man who sometimes lets out an au dible thought a face queried the party who wanted to know that a woman can t understand why her husband doean doesn t pity old bachelors more than he does ex the noisy thinker chicago dally news FATHERS FAVORITE the music teacher has started the undertakers little girl learning ber first piece do tell what Is it waiting at the church chicago journal shipwrecked morning came and still they had sighted no ship I 1 guess it Is all up said the skip per grimly we are on our last legs etain we chicago reech ot the 3 his horld s 1 JU lit iu U 1 to spend one s vacation 9 jack yes it you go there you will wish less that you had gone some where else than any place I 1 know of chicago dally news yes indeed they are trying to invent a bottle that cannot be refilled yesa yes but they d do more for the world if they would invent a boozer who could not be refilled houston post crowed too soon fair passenger they say you can t fool a street car conductor with a plugged nickel but I 1 worked one off on him a few minutes ago the other passenger I 1 know it madam he gave ll 11 to me in change just now chicago tribune self denial young man why do you lead such an idle lifee dont you know that only work brings happiness 9 yes sir but I 1 m not so selfish as to think only of my own happiness im leading a life of self sacrifice cleveland leader WAS SORRY FOR HIM janitor stop playing that bone the man in the next room says he can t read aab vot ignorance ness I 1 could read ven I 1 vas fife years cincinnati tribune econom cal mother said she thought you were extravagant tom but I 1 proved you were not you darling how did you do thata told her you were with me two hours last night a d only assed me once tit bits |