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O - . - quit-eatin- g. sal-ba- j rs-putat- ion of a rascal, andno roue. will trust yon; y- ifw(ciUtOURUsmEft write To ' work keen .y eul iicU aifordto. ,t s4 wfeVw Disu ourixnajne up, soasheap ,asvthat;heyb diU ,T i', and. ' if the dome ofthqCapi-tpl,,h- o k call a half dollar snd .THE.DBTtt OFIiROrcTOPtjlr c is it frfquenuy;9a again aysifVA when' jrouseV wbbcf aVxuyMce door! itat-houj- e S WXtipIOTDN.) fjy'j steeple, and.othyr eicpAepccurredoii, 1; -54r M . Siieimani X iblaiSktKfiUil-!Wafj- r s.tred Teiferday fternoon . A great .vViV-Si'yC To, become a competent tr salmon-colore- d rAfri-can of lhe JL manly form luthfyjrned.to day; k'l big lady; WESTON THE PEDESTRIAN, , t&e latWday sete?!??,c.fti.'a4 i tew'.jS. AudyetiatMs .persuasion, weighing something less, than a, ton and 3 half, dressed, kto rSlull h return. Since .tKeTarrival in. of kill and a 'horueis.' neat', sticking WssfishV4 'the' wdikii theChicsge a .ww fsv t, journalist, ' tlie back of was 'her held; oitthpon the finished 'gentlemnkc., he seems To keep your doors frombeing broTbo itorBM fit lifrniiht round him as Nr raf, ths'bb She served along. Waddling t not to but lo ken open by burglai-s- ; dent dose them. have; stopped walking;' Than itrsw the laureli reaad hii grave all of whose A obserrers t have kept on at uch a gait si to leave To kewont'of young lady Ti'ut iWMtuni. IV back hair was pulled so very, light his friend behind, At least; such is ill. i.hl'l ' r self. looked she that Anj faihtf,' friend,' aRaevrjname r as if she was walking the feeling of the gehtlsihen'who .To gain timsteal a Walcb.' ske bn dad as and her if Vume, been That toes; goddkVelidheii him bn his trip to this city fn To keep frornitutterip,' dont talk. id- - driven1 tbo ?far mter her short' dress Shall, rinVaro'und.'iuifeuuhed brblame n ' compensating yilhom the abusivo. epi-- : w ,t '4ee ye Me thsts oppliedJ;thera during the jour- SEEING T1IE SUN -- AT MIDNIGHT. ..ci. ..BdHWwW ney havebeencountedtai equivalent Tbenjaiet along:. redemptiohs hour' to dollkrs and cents; so that the labors r. In July, 105, lion- - J5 II. .Campbell, Aad.rrfeit f?om tfa&th higaht poWy, Both stopped . and' grinned at each of his United States Minister to Norway, with seeraVto have been y helpers ' While Telcea. rfing from Ziona tovf , a party of Arnerieah! enUema,''wftiit 'tither 'a'mbment When thS lady 'in oneof love, in submitting to far enough.north to liee '.the Sun at, midblack Struck a theatrical- (rtlitnde'and and it in being Undtred for night It was in.C j degrees north latiaid ; Law,ine,i miss, ( you nedn.t be services X J AIK Woon WARD. time and yrendeed spent.sums tude, and they asefcoded hfck clift' ljCOl) ' ... ! . ; stttmlin , dar grinnin at the me, kagf (ess than a. 'j considerably Arctic' seat - The previous, un- feet high above-the- ', GRUMBLElf. Lord knows a J you'se bigger curiosity derstanding led(them toeipect Such scene is thusJdescnbed:7It . was late, to'look at tiiah l is They departed in have been" the: expressions of the par- but 'still sunlight. The Arctic ocean :v " ties pefceei,,v ) interested; subsequent to the finsl siretshed away in silent Vastness at ohr ? : , its ..waves scarcely J ing occasionally: fV settlement, vhich took tplase yester- feet; the sound of1 I FIELD FOR A LECTURE. - day, on which .occasion a lively sene reached o ur airy e away .in tho Some time ai;o there lived in Edin- old sun the north swung low along huge is said to " have ensued between the burgh a well kuoW grumbler named j j i beat of tho slow horizon the like the A ParisKy., cerrospondcnt of the pedestrian and his Randy Black, whoso often recurring Chicompanions. pendulum in the tall clock in our grand r fits of spleen or; indigestion produced Cincinnati Times writes concerning cago Times. ' i&theis parlor corner. ,We all stood ' ' "! of senseUss ip that place:. i some ninusiag scenes iIeht,'iookihgat our watches.1 When TRES-OLOGrelislied Were which A liumoruus lecturer .who came both hands oamo together at 12, mid'highly ritability, i t night, the full, round orb hung triumby ailezeept Ihu brutes good, patient here . recently, sent. his.ageiH on a The likes; Firs. lady young little wife. One morning Sandy rose couple of days ahead to mnoplli his phantly abbve the wave a bridge of ,! Dates. gold running due north, spanned tho bent on a' quaVrelf the r.haddies anil way. On his arrival ho found Mr. Antiquarians look. at examine the Palm. waters between us and , him. There ha ggs were excellent, done to a turn, Agent most thoroughly Bourbonized, Conjurors shone in silent majesty which knew no Actors are fond 'of Popisr. and had .been prdered by .himself the Whether or not there Bourbeu See-dasetting. We involuntarily took off oar The Negro says and 1 he had breakfast been evehing; previous among us," piss-(hats no word was said. Combine, if certainly have Ache corn. Gouty people withent tlielookcd-for'causea comdeal Bourbon. of The among good you can, the most brilliant ' sunset and Irishmen Ooh! say sunrise you ever saw and Us beautiois ' following dialogud ensued between plaint. women should not Marriageable will pale before the gorgeous coloring iMVhat vtill you have for dinner, lecturer and agent Man-go whicu now lit np 'the ocean, hcayen and say Lecturer W'hat are the prospects? Sandy? said Mrs Black. should have Paw Dogs legs A chicken, madam said the ,; Agent-r-Splepaw. mountain. In half an hour the sun had prospecs. Dandies are very np perceptibly on its beat, the Spruce. swung Lecturer What sort of a house do The person reading this, Yew. colors changed to those , of morning, & 1 Uoast or boiled? asked the wife. you reckon we 11 have Cottonwood. fresh breeze rippled over fiord, one songSpinsters should have "Confound it, madame, if you had . Agent (hie) Full. ster after another piped up in the grovd ' Our cousin has of Hasel. eyes bsen a, good and .eonsiderste wife, full? Lecturer About how we had slid into anothec Lovers have a tenderness forSighpross. behind us have known before . this wlist , Agent (hie) Fuller'n tick. Ni'd School-bpy- s have the , . JBlrch. day. 1 liked, Sandy- - growled, out, and, .Lecturer Do the think people For the you WIFE OF AN IGNOBfi pretty girl up etreet I Pine. THE BRAVE HUSBAND. flamming the door behind him, left here appreciate humor? . ' Physicians like thwheuse. It was in the spring, and AgeK Trcshate humor? Well if Sewing-machinmakers gd ;:a friend who was present heard he as'n feller to drink, every fif'n minSome weeks sgo Fred. Douglass, Uie tho ' flitile Hemlock. famous nigger, made a speeoh in Wow wifejsay; "Sandy's bent on a utes is 'preshashun of humor, they've The couple last are a Pear. engaged disturbance Chester, lVnn., to a mob of blacks and I shall not please (hie) got it. If make Ash. others., Previous to hig arrival, IIoi. you potash you want him,. do what I can The robs that John Uiskfnan, a member elect of the chicken msit your came, and Sandy DANIEL AND. EZEKIEL WEB i T1 dinner-tim- e t. roost is a. Assembly, invited tho sable erator to and his friend sat 'down to dinner; RTKR. make him a visit, and consider his hopso Tho cobbler js a the fish' ws eaten in,kilence; and, bn f his stsv, which invitation The lazy boy is a Sloe. a home during rkising the coyer of , the dish, before A lloscaweii' farmer ramc many A woman likes her Fred, duly accepted Illckman aft ones Will-o-w- . in a him, towering .passion he called years ago into the Sfattsntmi and illusput his best chamber in order and made we t. out. Boiled chicken! I hate it madam. trated the dillcfcnce between the ecoextensive preparations for his gaest, in, VALUALE HECirES. A chicken boiled is chicken spoiled. nomic habits of the brothers Webster J spite of all that his wife could do or say,. ' A woman, esBut she bided her time. Immediately the cover was raised in following way: Ezekiel he aid T o remove freckles cut them out pecially when she is in the right, is never . fqr another, cbiekesi, roasted to n turn having a cord of wood at his office with a razor and throw them away. without resources So, when the great tFMsdam, I won't eat reast chickens, door, would to a laboring man, Douglass was announced, and, with hat They will never return. roarail Sandy;, you know' how it Mr. Jones, s:iy in hand, was making his most elaborate1 there is a cord of wood, To uut a to tie bring moustache, it . sBould have been cdpked! ... to be tawed twice, split, and carried a bow, bho met him at the parlor door and t strong cord, twenty feet long, to tii at instant a ..broiled cliickrn. peremptorily ordered him out of the up, stairs. What will you doit for? tlie other end of which attach a house. He did not "stand upon the or- 1 With; .mushrooms was placed on the One dgllar Jones. 'But, my emoothiog iron, and throw tho heavy replies latter der of his going; but went at once! lable.-; dear nun, you can complete the job fiom a fourth-storwindow. Long may Mrs. Hickman rule the mis- 'Nyiihbut green peas! roared the by the middle of the afternoon, and To procure a fai and, in the good timOj complexion, go to tress of gruinblei. to not do ask more than a sea iu a crazy old boat, and tlie first coniiug, when woman get their rights you preteud s"Herethey lref dear, said Mrs. dollar a day- - Come, say seventy five gale you to theAssembly by tho get into your lace will be- may slm bo sentChester ' - ' ;t Black: ' in tho place, of j voters ofWest cents,, and the money is yours come white. I , )(T Jf her unworthy husband. Bully for ;Mrs. To get rid of red hair, hold jLji yields and does, the work. jo speud hij money in JonesDaniel your Uickmin! Southern Opinion. he continued, hav- headier a few .minutes in a stroru? They? were a present, said the ing a cord of wood to be served in the blaze. Why aie the ladies like Scotch snuff? vin, tntefuptihg himi calls same the first msn who wav, To preserve, your eyes, r in them Beeaiiso they will bring a foolish man rjm his dnir and rushipg come .!"ng, and im. 1 wih you bottle filled with alconol. puf to his knees (sneeze). 1 St..Gecrga;Utah;Ter.;,afv TI-- T''i One dollari'lir? Ohedllerl'sayi Webster;) )lr twhymaniyouan't pn! -- S? tj r: r' V' e'-y- . 1 l m n m. & lr5lQ3,,.S.m;KiS A : - st-tend- t- m - V r ' ed , h , i par-tiall- iin-su- its - ; v 1 fc ! .' 1 ; i ? ' - - ok-e- ut; i . i! 4 -- -- - Y. . - isa h. of . . . has-tbind- ' nid . Syc-a-mor- e, e to-da- y; Lo-cui- ? ... r Su-mac- . k. -- . - 1 y, her.-house- ; ; ! r-- -- : i y |
