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The ever did—wreck : exploitation subjugation, ofthe 300,000,000 people of India by a nation one-Seventh that population has. been one of the marvels of international politics. Starting with a small trading post.at Surat in 1612, the English East India company spread its “sphere of influence” until practically all of India was under the absolute dominion of British agents by 1857, when the famous SeReligious, and. poy revolt broke out. tribal differeuces rendered the giant empire helpless. Robert Clive, governor of India, in 1765 defeated and captured the Mogul. emperor of India. Thereafter .a long succession of capable and -ambitious governors, including Lord Cornwallis of American Revolutionary note, consolidated British power in the Orient, subduing all hostile princes. The ‘British were becoming very proud of their success in “carrying the light of civilization and Christianity” throughout. India when the great storm broke. The army in India consisted of about 40,000 widely scattered English soldiers and 250,000 native troops or Sepoys. TIn-1857 the new cartridges arrived, They were covered with grease to facilitate loading and had to be bitten. Now the Hindu religion, Brahmanism. holas the cow a sacred animal which may sot be eaten by the faithful; Hindus believed the grease contained the fat of cows. The Mohammedans, of whom the army contained a large number, eschew pork_as do the Jews > they believed the grease to be pork fat. Thus adherents of both faiths were outraged. A native cavalry regiment at Meerm revolted rather than bite the eartridges and rode off. to Delhi to offer their arms to the Mogul for a war on unbelievers. Other . units. followed. Hundreds of Christians were massaered at Cawnpore, Delhi was taken and a smail garrison was besieged at Lucknow. For a. time ‘British rule appeared endangered, but a year later the rebellion was crushed, The English dealt ferociously with the rebels, killing captives and even shooting some from the mouths of cannons. “Scoop” yj MDD ey we ilies eR ; Our 3} === Y R. CALKINS - Fired interest a chance for 9 great scoop. He sent his star reporter, Henry. Morton Stanley, to find Livingston, Staniey did find Livingstone’and flashed the news to the world. Then he plunged back into the jungle, the vastness of which fascinated him, and explored the Congo river and lakes of Central Africa. When he came out in 1877 he. wrote a_ book, “Through Darkest. Africa,” which fired the interest of the English-speaking world. Stanley saw enormous commercial possibilities in the great -continent and he.traveled in Europe seeking to interest “business men. ; Hitherto journeys into Africa’ had been. confined. to missionary expeditions and romantic exploration, The Slave trade had expired about the middle of the century and the business world had seen no further profits in the Country. : King Leopold II of Belgium was con. vinced by Stanley. First obtaining the consent of other powers, Leopold organized a committee for the develorment of the Congo country. Stanley was sent on to make treaties with na tives and establish stations. : The ven ture netted millions .in the rubber, ivory, and. palm-oil trade. France, Spain, . Britain, Italy, Germany and Spain followed Belgium into Africa, assuming sovereignty over great tracts of land. Ancient Welsh Best Cage for Canaries Canaries should be kept in woode: cages with only a wire front, accord. | ing to an expert, who Says that: the usual ornamental cage is too unpro tected against cold and drafts. forms acids not unusual. And you will be right. Every single year each person has at one a birthday, some have them time, some at another, but every one you res sionally to relieve them like acids, removing bowels, the lieve feel may you else waste and poison, at some pains in the back or sick headthe. stomach < sours, dizziness, ache, tongue is coated, and when the weath-— — er is bad you have rheumatic twinges. a dull time or another has a birth- is true that the whole country doesn’t about do they as it about know George Washington’s ~ birthday and The uxxee is cloudy, full of sediment, — ing one to get up two or three times during To the night. help oe neutralize these irritating acids and flush off the body’s urinous waste, begin drinking water. Also get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any pharmacy, take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys may then act fine and bladder disorders — disappear. e This famous salts is rade from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, com- — bined with lithia, and has been used for years to help clean and stimulaia— sluggish kidneys and stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts is inexpensive and makes a delightful effervescent lithin- ~ men and women. Yet it is like a holiday tn Dolly’s« own family and there are special exercises held within the family circle and speeches given by members of the family. a Every year it is the Same way. Every year it is one of the most important. celebrations—that of Dolly’s birthday. % The family make almost as much fuss over it as though she were George — kidney region, — ‘the channels often get irritated, oblig- such Abraham Lincoln’s birthday and important days as those. They do not have a holiday on not do The schools Dolly’s birthday. close, nor are there special exercises held, or speeches given. That is—there are not exercises held by people all over the land, nor speeches given by many, many famous Washington. the in misery sharp day once a year. more {m‘Yet Dolly’s birthday seems yt portant than many other birthdays. water drink which millions of men and women take now and then ta help prevent serious kidney and blad der disorders. By all means, drink lots of good water every day. : As a matter of fact the family almost do think that Dolly is as famous of George Washington. Of course they realize that every one in the country does not know about her, and that she never chopped down a cherry tree and that she was never a great general. Yet she is a leader in her own way, every one who knows her so greatly admires her and she is so devoted tc cherries that she would be more famous for planting cherry trees than for chopping them down. In. Dolly’s own family the day is so important. Early in the morning they all shout, ‘“‘Happy returns of the day.” The last thing at night they say: “Well, did you have a nice birthday, Dolly dear? We so hope you did, and that you will have many, many, many more happy returns of the day,” And then. Dolly answers: “I don't know when I’ve had such a beautiful. birthday, and oh, how happy you’ve made me.” : That is quite true, too, for each birthday seems nicer than the last one Merely Stage Hands “*All the world’s a stage,’” quoted ~ the scholar. = : “That’s right,” returned the Wise Guy. “The trouble is some of us haveto hustle the scenery while others are handling the box office receipts.”— Boston Transcript. 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The surprises are such fun because CAPSULES they’re surprise presents, but the joy of knowing that the same old customs will be followed is a-great one, organs. Three sizes. All druggists. Insist There will always be candles, there on the original genuine GoLp MeEpat, ‘will always be a cake, there will alWays be speeches,. there will always be the ringing of a bell and the es- | corting of Dolly to the birthday table. There will always be smiles, there will always be laughter. There will always. be Dolly’s faoy vorite dessert of ice cream, and her Send for Samples favorite meat—chicken, : | To Cuticura Laboratories, Dept. M, Malden, Mass. There will always be a wreath for correct internal troubles, stimulate vit Cuticura Toilet Trio Dolly’s head and flowers around her place at the dining-room table and upon the little birthday table, And the poems will be tied with gay. odd-bits of ribbon, * _ Yes, every. year Dolly has a birthday... And-every year just about the same things happen that happen the year before and the one before that, but that is what makes birthdays fun —the old family customs that become more wonderful with each succeeding year. Room Was Dark Judy’s mother keeps her jellies and canned. fruit in a dark closet under the back stairs. One day she asked Judy to go there and get a glass of jelly for lunch. “T don’t wike to go into that closet,” objected the little girl, “it’s always awful late in there!” Cause Custom In ancient days a person. managing to erect a dwelling in one night ' on common land in’ Wales: was held . to be its owner and nobody could disturb his tenure, according to the Dearborn Independent. These abodes were generally raised ef peat or turf and known in Welsh as “Tal- Um-nos™ (one night’s house). 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