Show conven ert engi sh we become accustomed to a phrase observed an educator at a teachers convention but when we introduce a new one along exactly the same lines it startles the hearer A number of ladies were seated in a hotel parlor and one ot them corn on a woman who was stand ing in the hallway said mrs loraine seems unusually happy this morning yes answered a companion knowingly the ladies of newark gave a tea in her honor yesterday but floean t her husband look gloomy and dejected 7 that is true admitted the first speaker I 1 presume the gentlemen ot newark gave a beer in his honor last night |