Eureka Reporter | 1906-06-22 | Page 7 | Ticklesome Trifles

mamma what la a grass A grass widow dear is a lady whose husband plays golf johnson says he has four bath rooms in his new house made a plumbers paradise of it eha the doctors have finally agreed upon the cause of jenkins illness they ve held another consultation eha no a post mortem ah dearest sighed young broke leigh I 1 cannot live without you why nota queried the girl with the obese bank balance did you lose your loba knicker I 1 see the new essm francis buildings will dispense with all or na mental features bocker then there will no jan Y sun stella say let s cut slang out bella you re on you call me down whenever I 1 spring a line of bum english and do the same for you cleveland leader I 1 overheard jones last night say ing that his wife was beautiful he must be as blind as a bat but he was saying it to her he s a diplomat houston post then you have no sympathy tor the deserving asked the person corking tor charity mea replied the rich and great man why sir I 1 have nothing but sympathy for them better come to the hospital to mor row m going to perform a very am operation on old scads what fora five thousand dollars houston post