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Show There is more than one redneck in La Sal You might be a redneck if:... Don't you love the Redneck jokes? My granddaughter sent me a bunch on recently. Actually, it was never funny! Since I prefer to go to the mall without him, and, so far, Fve always niade it home, obviously She prefaced it by saying I can find the car on my own -"these are really funny. Her if given enough time. One of the pretty sights in La grandpa looked at them and Sal during Spring and Summer is the pivot sprinklers watering are not the fields. Charles Redd has one pivot that comes near enough funny, to the county road that a little are JNCWS they FROM SIERRA LA SAL spray gets onto the road, even with the end gun turned off. reality. Maxine Deeter by What Driving home the other day, does that make him? grandpa stopped under the It is always interesting to pivot as it misted onto the road. follow the "trail from whence Viola redneck carwash! come. This one To and these came from near the "Cave. from La Seems one of the Cave Guy Sal, there offspring passed them along. are two The apple does not fall far ail said, Northern just ils from the tree. My favorite: You might time to travel. And, most folks know which route their friends redneck if you can easily find your car in the large mall parking lot because it is the dirtiest one there. Works for me every time. Thats why I bought a dark green car! Grandpa's-favoritgame: Upon exiting the mall, he always says, " Okay, can you find the car? He never tires of this game. It ceased to be e funny a long time ago. JOHN RAYNER SEELY and neighbors prefer. 1921 -- June 4, 2001 favorite games is to say, upon John Rayner Seely, age 80, State Parks, and completely leaving Monticello and spying passed away on Monday, June revitalized Blanding Cema neighbor who prefers the 4, 2001, in Blanding, Utah. etery. His work was a labor of He was bom March 3, 1921 love and dedication. Lisbon route, "They always go He is survived by four wonthrough Lisbon. Thats not the in Mt. Pleasant, Utah, the fastest way. Watch, we will fourth child of John Leo and derful sons; John Ross Lucille Rolph Seely. He at- (Joanne), Nephi, UT; Robert beat them home to La Sal!" we tended Hamilton Elementary (Susan), Schaunsburg, IL; Off we go. Sure enough, beat them home by a couple of School and graduated from Vance (Judy), Blanding; and minutes. Of course, our North Sanpete High where he Casey (Carrie), Las Vegas, NV; neighbor had no idea we were was active in sports, especially eight grandsons: Justin, Jefracing! Redneck equivalent of football. frey, Jason, Nathan, Shelby, He grew up in a loving home, Coler, Colby, and Shawn; two the Indy 500! Lately, almost everyone has with all activities being granddaughters: Stacy and He accepted a Cassie; five been taking the Lisbon Lamanite brother, Duskee, Dillon, Charis, Ashton, route due to with love and concern. Addison and Cayson; three sisthe highway Following graduation, John ters: Lucy S. Capel (Neal) c o n married his high school sweet- Madison, Mississippi; Chesla routes to struction at heart, Virginia Vance Seely, S. Patterson, Salt Lake City; Monticello. La Sal September 20, 1940. John and Ina S. Morgan, Nephi; a One is the Junction. went into the military service brother, Edwin M.G. The bridge in 1941, where he served in (Margorie) Seely, Milwaukie, straight over Coyote many areas of the United Oregon; and numerous nieces, shot to La Wash is States. Following his honor- nephews, cousins and friends. Sal Juncable discharge, John and Virtion and Preceded in death by his onto Highto returned Pleasant Mt wife ginia Virginia, parents, two replaced In 1961 John, Virginia and brothers Robert and Mark, way 191. The other is the more with a wider one. It will be scenic and challenging route really nice when completed -- family moved to Blanding. and grandson Jacob. John worked for Blanding City Funeral services were held through Lisbon Valley and Big and, the "races can resume. Indian. La Sal folks definitely for 25 years with the Navajo June 9 in the Blanding South have their preferred route. LDS Chapel. people. During his employboth about ment he helped to build three same the take They Match 3, of grandpas Another family-or- iented. main be a THE SAN JUAN RECORD Wednesday, June 13, 2001 - Page 15 great-grandchildre- n: -- being B 0 SI N ESSIDI R EGiTlORiYIDBIDsWESSIDI R EGiTIORM FOR ALL YOUR FARM . EQUIPMENT NEEDS WfillllAl imM JOHN DEERE HESSTON RHINO KUHN BRILUON "W Certified PuWteAccountant Specializing his taxes and financial PO Drawer H 12978 Hwy 666 isi ' W WB MFE West, Inc Cortez U : "r ; statements 'ri 14;, DIE3h 970-565-08- 14 K Our Service Work la Covered by the NAPA AutoCara Pmc of Mind" Warranty - Good Anywhere in iffiJiTBfaia BLUE HERON APPLIANCE : REPAIR in OwU-SJ- SvaiiTabiTe Lawn and Garden K. 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