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Show 1 i 2 THE SAMPLER dDpSimnapims Friday, April 23, 1982 Camp Tumbleweed revisited trate on where you are going to get money to run the schools, or how you ' are going to get enough votes to reWhoops! I have been properly beaten about the head and shoulders present us for a couple more years. Wish we could turn you off as easy for writing about! the Brothers as it is to turn off our television sets. brothers last edition, and neglected to Janet llooley, formerly of Dugway, mention Jeff Brothers brother Shane now in the Purchasing Office of the Brothers and Jeff Brothers mother Forest Sendee in Logan, called the Elaine. Shane won Second Team has She other a great idea that day. on the 1981 .DHS Football would if be it great caught cm. She team. Elaine is the secretary in the that her children are always asksays EEO office. Brother! 1 hope that is the back come to visit to ing Dugway, but end of that. when here all their friends they get One more brother, this time Big, have moved away. What she would Brother is closer and closer. The State like is see all of the present to Legislature is once again calling for and all of the formers that another law that will assist parents in read this on the get phone and call all the role of rearing children. 1 dont folks of the still in touch with are they know what we would do if it werent and tell them to get out here for Dugfor their help. Now they want to make sure that if we leave our kids un- way Days. More people would hear when attended for a couple of hours, they Days will be (June 3, 4 and 5) wont turn on a dirty move bn Cable Dugwayfolks and the who bring their kids will TV. Who decides what is dirtv? I am f have a chance to see some of better sure we would never see that wonderthe oldtime rs who have left the Dugful production that won several scene. way Oscars this year, Chi Golden Fond. It contains fearful language. So if you are in contact with someI think it is far more outrageous for who used to be at Dugway, why a State Legislator (Rep. P. Lloyd body not give them a call and invite them Selleneit of Bountiful) to call a public out. meeting for the purpose of hearing what the public thinks of his bill, and Jonnie Johnson of Procurement t. Lt. then make the statement that he isn't . called with an interesting interested in what they say. his mind Myron (Bang) Bengson who was is made up, he will submit the bill. stationed here in the 40's and 50's, has Now that is true legislation. a son named Qick. Chick manned a by Doug Whey All-Regi- By J. Rabbit There I was, minding my own business, hopping around the old boy scout camp at Camp Tumbleweed west of Fries Park when this huge green convoy rumbled in out of a cloud of dust. on What the hecks going on here. I said, and then I remembered, it must be those guys from HHC out again on their annual Installation Reserve Force (IRF)field exercise. V Yup, over 80 of those guys and gals piled out of the buses some with 6 s and full web gear on. M-1- Dug-wayit- es . " Those thing? looked like they could take the stuffing right out of old J. so 1 steered clear. The next thing I knew some big fella with an accent started bellering about orienting a map and looking for sticks and playing with some funny thing Y called an compass. ; AWT-TILLER- A the recent landing of the Space Shuttle. Incidently, Lt. Bengston is now Dr. Bengston. I think it is a PhD. southerner thankful for ski program Dear Editor, Now that the ski program . is over and the ski equipment is being turned in, 1 would like to give my personal comments on the program. Having come from the south I never had the chance to snow sla, so 1 decided to get out of the barracks and give it a try. It all started with fitting the skis, which were free to E-- 4 and below. Then everybody was assigned a bus according to age, and away we went to the slopes ever Saturday for eight weds. I took the six weeks of lessons. I recommend them for beginning it's just that we don't want any potheads in this . on, the whole hill exploded with the rottenest smell- west shootem up began. Sure glad shots andnobodv got hurt. ing junk in the world coming from big grey cans. Then when the strings of booms went off, this rabbit headed for the hills, followed by a bunch of those guys with all the stripes on their collars. Peering cautiously from behind my safe bush 1 saw this HUGE black donut whizzing 6 inches from mv head . . . whew, that was close! When I was sure the fur was all in place I noticed those funny looking I was watching this one group after the smoke hills I mentioned before and and this guy was fooling around on the cleared things jumping up around everywhere. screaming ground twitching so this other guy picks up a green thing in a plastic envelope and hit him in the leg . One of em must have gotten sick though cause the with it. big fella was giving it mouth to mouth resuscitation while the rider had his head in its stomach checking Boy were those guys surprised when they pulled a for air bubbles. needle out of the leg of the guy who had been twitchThe smell of the place got better real quick when ing and was now hollering a whole mess of real short .the)- brought in the big silver truck. I still dont know words. A gal from a big white box with red marks on why they were complaining about dust all over everit came by and said something about cotton mouth ything doesnt everyone eat off the ground? and dehydration. Thinking my tail to be in jeopardy chow-hounwho had qo me back again, I moved over to a couple of other areas. Infiltrating the from the compass course (one guy muttering about again for a while when thfey all the shiny thing I swiped from him) was a motly leftThings got quiet that looked like wedges and went group who had been busy with wires and can-lik- e around the comer. things they hung on trees. Judging by the grins on x their faces, those cans didn't contain rabbit pellets,' These old paws know a hunting party when they but the) were talking about some kind of pellets. see one so 1 thumped out for the top of a hill to see After chow, everyone sat around talking about what was going on. NBC or something like that (I didnt know they There were those funny looking guys again hiding could even get TV out here!). Just as that was going in the bushes and when the wedges got close an old CBS camera at White Sands during . "It's net that we don't need you, Albert outfit!" was about to take off and find a quiet place when they split up into little groups and left instead. I had just laid down behind some brush when I heard what must have been two swarms of wasps madder than a rattler on a hot rock start in. 1 tid-bi- Come on. P. Lloyd, you may have problems regulating what your kids watch on TV. I dont, and I don't want your help. Why don't you concen Two of them rode up with strange contraptions either in or on their vehicles too, one had three wheels and railroad tracks, the other had six wheels and the stripes to match! skiers. The ski instructors can really help you get over your fear of the slopes. By the end of the eight weeks I really felt like I had accomplished something, by learning to ski. . I would have probably never tried to ski while I was here if it wasn't for the program. Morale Support did a great job organizing and running it. I would like to thank Vicki Burke and all the chaperones who worked so hard. I cant wait to do it again next year. a Then they really made me feel good and took off . . . you guess it. Jack Rabbits! The guy with all the stripes said pass, and they did . . , passed me! like About an' hour and 19 minutes later this guy named Jeff and four others came back at full trot grinning and sweating and yelling we won, we won. When the last group got background 6:30, they all crawled on the buses saying Im looking forward to that keg at the annex and other things I couldn't . With so manly heath plans to choose from, fthan do moire why The Deseret Sampler The Deseret Sampler is published by the understand and finally left me in peace and quiet. I thought I had it tough out here in the desert, but those folks looked worse than I do during rabbit season! Im glad this doesn't happen too often, I bet they are too! Super Suppers really are super Transcri- Publishing Company of Tooele, Utah as a Chilian enterprise in the interest of per- pt-Bulletin sonnel at Dugway Proving Ground, Utah. Everything advertised in this publication must made available for purchase, use, or patronage be without regard to race, creed, color of national origin of the purchaser, user, or patron. A confirmed violation or rejection of this policy of equal opportunity by the advertiser will result in the refusal to print advertising from that source. Dear Editor, My family and I would like to thank the Commander of HHC and the members of the dining facility for the outstanding super supper last Moridav. SFC Robert Perti. SGT Rodnev Business and advertising matters concerning (Swifty) Swift. 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I kept looking but didn't see any rats, just green cans of nasty lookin' stuff. - ds Signed. A Floridian Stranded in Utah theyre all I . .. ' |
