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Show report me to the FBI. But we Fundamentalists have always held that women are equal but different, with the main difference being that they ought to stay at home and out of men stuff. We have also been trying to get them to wear more clothes. You got to admire the Tally Bone that has the women running around in sheets. Now that I think of it, wearing sheets has been in vogue down here for awhile now. Remember I'm just reporting. The other day I was down at the coffee shop getting the latest briefing and one of the bubbas was assessing the war damage. "Let's see," he says, "so far the Tally Bone have kilt a bunch of yankees, and infected New Jersey, (the worst kind of yankees) with Amtrax and they are threatening to kill a bunch of Californians." He left it there but I must admit I was not too comfortable with the smiles that slowly came across the tobacco stained lips of my fellow East Texans. Word is out and I may be putting myself in danger by reporting it, but word is out that we have been contacted by the Tally Bone in hope that we will form a kind of Southern Alliance to fight the darn yankees and set up an interim government. I AD AVE § oe | CORNER MARKE A There's something about being elected mayor that's so darn... REJUVENATING! Thanks to all of you. How can right wing Christians align themselves with right wing Muslims, you may ask. So I did ask one of the more intelligent rednecks and he replied, "Well sure good buddy, we are ees about it." “But how can you do it?"I asked. They are Fundamentalist Muslims and we are Fundamentalist Christians. He smiled and said Fundamentalists are Fundamentalists.” "Fundamentalists are : It’s pretty scary, Jim. Reporting from the front lines in Pineland, Texas...Pastor Don 400 East & Mill Creek Dr. 259.6999 and coming soon... Former Moabite Don Falke is pastor of the First Baptist Church in Pineland, Texas. His email address is:EDepineioncayanee: com POINTBLANK www.davescornermarket.com SUBMISSIONS Submissions to The Zephyr may be on any topic even remotely relevant to its readers. They must be between 500 and 1000 words. Authors of essays printed in this publication receive a five year subscription and our gratitude. Subscr ibe to the Zephyr : D etal / S On P aig e 3 In the back of your mind, do you cherish a dream of the perfect desert hideaway, a small inn on a little-traveled highway, with miles and miles of beautiful, lonesome country between it and anywhere else. Around it are high red mesas and sensuous slickrock canyons, _ undiscovered by the crowds, retaining their mystery and timeless meaning. In the calm of mid-day, there’s not a sound except the occasional flitter of a hummingbird and the quiet buzzing of the old ice machine on the front porch. When the breeze blows, you hear it in 100,000 juniper trees that dot the broad, sweeping benches all around. At evening, the sunset lingers over distant buttes. Though it’s wonderfully comfortable, the place hasn’t changed much in spirit since the 1950’s. Guests return again and again and feel it’s like a second ee ane here, you could pretend that TV’s, phones, and drive- up windows were never invented. (L) Kenneth Ferree taking mail to post office at Fry Canyon, Utah. Plane Janded near store on muddy Janding strip. (R) Waren oe spring ncar Virgi Allen mine—formerly~The Maybe Mine. May 1961. Photos courtesy of Bobbi Adamson who i Fry C = A ee daughter of Kenneth & Mabelle Ferree. Grandmother, Sadie Black documented all the photos, ae Your dream is a reality at Fry Canyon Lodge, The Inn at Utah’s Wild Heart. Majestically isolated on State Highway 95 between Natural Bridges and Glen Canyon. (435) 259-5334 |