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PRIEPUP NOBOPYS uas a rnw mp here you are a real ‘GarfieOdl’ YEAH NOTHING dleg By David Germain AP Movie Writer ' Fat cat Garfield has gone to the dogs in his debut-if-:A3& c '- big-scre- en “Garfield: The Movie” elicits laughs about pf fas infrequently nsji hairless Sphinx kitten sheds fur The movie's vocal coup — landing Bill Murray as mouthpiece for droll Garfield 5- yOJ " A - "Vfr y Movie review CATHY i f' s' 'f i’sVYV" v' iV f computer-generate- A- - jv i - cartoon figure amid d jjj live--b action cats and dogs — while not quite the dis-V? traction it could have been — still is bothersome enough toyank viewers out of the V 'story now and then" That is yank them out of what little story the ffilmmakcrs dredge up Director Pete Hewittv'i (“Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey” “The Bor- rowers") is given little to work with in the -- T screenplay by Joel Cohen and Alec Sokolow' f ' the writing team that contributed to “Toy last year’s idiotic Story" but also came up with ' “Cheaper By the Dozen’!' The movie’s opening sequences are devoted m f hS2£ W Hewitt) veteri- - f f Odie the cat’s meow! Through Garfield’s machinations Odie' ends up in the clutches of a host (Stephen Tobolowsky) cruel TV 'So Garfield in contrast with decades of his v comic strips goes on a guilt trip setting out on ! a rescue mission to bring Odie home::: The structure of the comic' strips is often maintained with Garfield handling much of d the dialogue as monologues Too bad 1 pet-sho- w f BEETLE BAILEY ' Garfield’s r ‘ - one-side- Jon (Breckin Meyer at his blandest) Garfield Murray caterwauls an awful ditty “New Dog V' away his days as lord of the local cats f State of Mind’’ to the tune of Billy Joel’s 'JKvV- ' and scourge of a neighbor’s big dumb V ii $ ‘‘New York State of Mind” The many zeroes' chained-u- p his paycheck for some easy voice work must V dog': "” X Garfield never leaves the immediate envi- -' frons and his biggest problems are how !swipe milk from a neighbor’s porch i I wallows - - ! : S'VI percent : k ' FOXTROT of Republicans said they watened Foi e i swear if one more "GARFiELD" FAN STARTS TALKING To ME I'M I : CKHTTIN6 "oHm&oSH1 rM Biggest-- fan'" OOfET' Z “hows SAT Ml TO 30NJ" JUST A GOT IN A I1 OHMYGOSH' TOUR : tour Biggest ':fan-- j' v MAKE THAT TWO MoRE : : : ‘ REAL LIFE ADVENTURES ’ CLOSE TO HOME ovr son has Decioeo hcnccos A UTTie 6AC4AC AND 6EPDRE for a TO HE other” Fox’s “fair and balanced’’ slogan has helped convince many Republicans that other hews organizations tilt left Kohut said Radio talk : Hands up those of you who play on autopilot not analyzing or counting only following rules like second hand low If you are guilty play NEED TO DO TO SET READY T slower much slower You are South the declarer in three How would West the after play you plan leads the club queen? North looks to have an awk- -' ward rebid He cannot raise a d second suit without He into cannot go support without a stopper in the unbid suit Luckily though he knew about fourth-su- it o four-car- no-tru- game-forcingH- is three-diamo- bid announced game values ' but denied the ability to make a descriptive call South with stoppers in that unbid suit said three There are seven top tricks: no-tru- one spade two hearts two diamonds and two clubs The opening club lead makes it highly unlikely that that suit is breaking 3 So you should play on spades Many would cash dummy's spade ace then lead a spade to the jack: third hand high Here though West wins with the king and exits with a card Declarer cannot recover If The spades break 3 all plays work If West started ‘ 3-- air” Later declarer drives out East's spade queen and cruises home NEA 2004 nothwith ing succeeds If East started with putting up the jack is the only way to get home But if West began with a doubleton it is more likely that it is than two low cards So the percentage play for South on the second round of spades is a low card not an honor Here the king fails “on honor-doublet- North A A 2 V K 0 3 875 A K 6 3 2 East West A K 4 V 95 A Q 9 8 7 Q J 10 Q J 10 5 9 8 4 3 Q J 10 9 8 South A J 10 6 5 V A 7 0 2 3 A K 74 Dealer South Vulnerable: Neither on South 1 A 2 V 3 NT :! -- :? :! r ?' s - 3-- no-tru- "Ha's boon flatting on my norvM tvsr alnco ho oignod mat now contract" describe-themselve- Win dt bridge AFTER COLLEGE 60S OUTLOOKN6 While Fox News’ Bin O’Reilly says he’s not ' necessarily conservative on many issues his audience is The Pew survey found 72 percent of “The 0' Reilly Factor” viewers described themselves as conservative- and 4 percent said ' ' they wereliberal''Meanwhile 22 percent of PBS’ “New-mor- e asconser-'i'-'-‘ sHour!’ viewers vative and 71 percent say they are moderate or!' liberal Pewsaidi Due largely to Fox iable news continues to 'omw'as a favored outlet for news while the broadcast networks’ ratings are flat The Internet is also growing as a news source and bringing in more older and minori-t- y computer users too Pew said Meanwhile six in 0 Americans aged 65 and older say they read a newspaper on a typical day' Only 23 percent of people under age 30 read a paper regularly Pew said' 1 By Phillip Alder y05 so he’s comini hom live WITH US WHAT DO WE fi regularly and 21 percent said they watched' CNN Meanwhile 28 percent of Democrats described themselves asYegiilar CNN viewers! and 1 9 percent of Republicans Pew said As J996-thyear Fox NewsChan-'- '' nel came on the air CNN’s audience was Republican than Democratic: j' “To a certain extent the media has reaped '£ what it has sown” said Andrew Kohut the “'y Pew center’s director “The emergence of the shout show as a significant piece on all of the ! r cable networks has made the news seem more partisan and Republicans increasingly ! look at the news one way and Democrats the West Pass Pass Pass North East 2 3 Pass Pass Pass Pass Opening lead: A Q vj ' - "iX V |