Show ' f iU — The Herald Joumd Logan Utah Wednesda January ' Mw yesiir ©sura DEAR READERS: Happy New Year! We hope you are safe and sound with no regrets about your behavin' last night If you are in the mood to make some holiday resolutions set goals that are within reach Here’s a little recipe that It is attributed to ' a reader sent us via “HMS”: Recipe for a Happy New Year months and see Take 12 fine that these are thoroughly free from all old memories of bitterness rancor hate and jeal- - ' ousy cleanse them completely from every clinging spite: pick off all specks of pettiness and littleness In short see that these months are freed from all the past have them as fresh and clean as when they first came from the great storehouse of Time Cut these months into 30 or 31 equal parts This batch will keep for just one year Do not attempt to make up the whole batch at one time (so many persons spoil the entire lot in this way) but prepare one day at a time as follows: Into each day put 1 2 parts of faiih 1 1 of patience 10 of courage nine of work (some people omit this ingredient and so spoil the flavor of the rest) eight of hope seven of fidelity six of liberality five of kindness four of rest (leaving this out is like leaving the oil out of the salad — don’t do it) three of prayer two of resolution meditation and one Put in a teaspoonful of good spirits a dash of fun a pinch of folly a sprinkling of play and a heaping cupful of good humor Pour in lots of love and mix with vigor ail full-gro- ed Electric By 2003 1 (be I jjoyM Cook thoroughly in a fervent heat garnish with a few smiles and a sprig of joy If served with quietness unselfishness and cheerfulness a Happy New Year is certain: ' DEAR ANNIE: I am a 21 -- year-old female in I of live with last my year college my parents I am grateful to have a home but they are incredibly controlling people and major penny some of pinchers To give you an idea here are " the roles of the house: 1 My sister and I are only permitted to shower three times a week: Sunday Wednes- day and Friday 2 In order to cut back on laundry and save water we are not allowed to change clothes every day Fortunately I can afford to take my clothes to the laundromat and do them myself 3 1 make $350 a week and pay my own college loans and car insurance buy my own clothes and so on My parents have asked me to purchase groceries for the house help pay the water and electric bills 4 My mom goes through my saying ii is her house and her computer 5 My father wants to retire but claims he cannot because we cost too much My mom has never held a job outside the home She sits on the computer all day playing games' I want to move out but I don't make enough money to pay all my expenses along with my student loans If I get a second job I'm afraid my parents will take that income for themselves — No City in New Jersey DEAR NEW CITY: Your parents are not being fair but as long as you live with them you are stuck Is there an adult relative who will intercede on your behalf? Can you put up with it until graduation' ’ Can you find some roommates to share the cost of an apartment? Keep trying and good luck By Kathy Mttdwll k Marcy Sugar Creators Syndicate Inc well-select- ' : : is baloney face-lif- t through but I remain skeptical As I've written before any pseudo-medictherapy that sounds too good to be true probably is Facial tissue doesn't sag because of weak muscled As we age the subcutaneous tissues and the skin itself lose elasticity thereby providing less support with resulting wrinkles and sagging Current treatment for this unavoidable condition includes surgery to remove flaccid skin collagen injections (which really just add subcutaneous stuff to stretch the skin) Botox shots (which paralyze muscles thereby smoothing the skin — temporarily and topical creams Therefore you can stimulate the facial muscles until the cows come home it won't make any difference Don't waste your money'on expensive devices that are aggressively promoted hut have unproven benefit Pete H Gott MD Newspaper Enterprise Association al DEAR DR GOTT: I’m 49 years old and my face is starting to sag around my mouth and jaw line I recently received an advertisement for a “time machine ’’ a gadget that sends electrical impulses through the skin to stimulate and tighten the underwithout surgery ! lying muscles A face-li- ft in Before I invest this $130 product I'd like your opinion about it DEAR READER: Judging from the brochure you enclosed the product is quite a break FOR BETTER OR WORSE HOtL HOW WERE Ve CHILDREN? 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