Show some things women don t do A loafer on the street whose wife I 1 was probably at home getting out a neighbor s cashing to make money to buy the children shoes asked a busy man the other day it he ever saw a bald headed woman no I 1 never did replied the busy min and I 1 never saw a woman waltzing around town in her shirt sleeves with a cigal in her teeth and running into every saloon she saw neither did I 1 ever see a woman sitting all day on a dry goods box telling people how the sec detary of the treasury should run the national finances I 1 have never seen a woman go fishing with a bottle in her pocket sit on the bank all day and go home drunk at night nor have I 1 ever seen a woman yank off her coat and say she could lick an man in town |