Show r “s' 1 u' xi S 'V v r'-- ‘ ' About then I was distracted as die silvery slit of sun wr o1 -' wot over to Romney American his been stealing more money than U1 (he drug usen and sellers in the 1 Stadium t 'V'® "V - about 6 pm on:' A Jufy 4 tins year so I could V : ’get a great seat for Logan: r Jh combined' I guess I got o (tee might argue that at fireworksf : least the too early because dime drug dealers actually was nobody even there to take have a product though illegal or roll snacks yet So I M it is tangible Enron the paper ' WorldCom and odim million dollar-a-dcapitalism puih-in- g M addicts were getting peo- V some sort of celebqsidn die pfe high oa the prospect of t C nightbeforetnd took a seat money that never existed on the SO yard fine ' : Now because of these Being all done and having “accounting” error millions of three and a half houri to kill retirees are bang going into before dark gave me lots of their golden yean on motor " time to think I thought Doug ' scooters instead of touring the Thompson dugway? — country and embarrassing could there be a connection? ' grand children in I was also thinking diat in a : RVs ‘v The government is tsfirag week when both Canada and : 1 relaxed their laws 'quickly make up for this overpossession of marijuft-- sight but diev don’t - rut our country has finally : quite as comfortable with the decided to umelax it’s laws against corporate thieves telT against cocpo- v What goes up must come - ' downM is a grmt dididbut rate crime Tm guessing they what Tm really worried about all feel a little squeamish because saying “I invested but is whether or not “what goes down will come up" is really a l didn’t deposif sounds even : more stupid than “I smoked viabk economic policy Wouldn’t we all be bettm but I didn’t inhale” ' fend still no B was off if the government would crowds showing up but I qiend more time going after n’t worried since people are low lifes in high places rafiier than high jpeople in low notoriously tardy around here While been we So I switched on the pocket V have places? on the radio I broiiriit with me and heard lots of national people ' war on corporate j : V PV ? ? s ‘IWA dipped below the Wellsvilles ana the Seagulls who had been munching the leftover cheese puff in the stands flew gracefully back to their habitat at die landfill The Logan police then arrived and told me I was trespassing in die stadium I told them I was not guilty of any malfeasance and that I was just waiting for die FOurth of July fireworks display since after all today was the fourth' davof July They sued me if I was crazy I said “No just Off cra- V j f ii 3 f?v£t g 7-- ': 'I if t '- - I X V- T : t-- -- c‘i I US' w A ay ( ’ 'i - ’ vr v r $ u U ttisiBsiiesssm'mfcmaSiM ctsekltb : - - on National Public Radio talk- - I can imagine police offi- gpL Council is T he Utah Arts nominatioiu for I accepting y advisory panelists to serve Nov 1 2002 throudi Nov 1 2004 Nominations are due at the Utah Arts CouncU July 22 ' : : gun and stop that wrongdoing or we’re going to pass a ’ strongly worded bill you Some other senator came on the radio and said that we are increase the VHiBl'S NO EXCUSE PORABUSE i scorns or making Untrue statements: I think the just issued Iraq a strong wrongdoing threat that will be followed up by righldoing ‘Y ' dhinkampOmsncom “Alright scumbag! Drop die stoddudden it is malfeasance you forge a $100 check it is “stealing” Even Norman Greenspan guru of lucre' said something shout stopping cm1- porale “wrongdoiiig” in much Dennis Hinkamp is a freelance humor columnist living In Logan He le among a number of free- lance writers whose columns appear In The Herald Journal as part of an effort to expose read- ere to a variety of community voices He is not an employee of the newspaper Feedback at cers on any of those dozen cop shows yelling sance You steal $1 tellion from A 7 ' fiYcastcziSitwentrmstociteiters land-yac- ht issia g & 1 Call : Fof Flit Confidential help wift ' oomesK violence wotdbewasseardiingfor was “lying” c a a © i? o ‘ : ® 0 § & 13 1 v ? 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