Show lorly 4 amb tion the successful politician was read 1 ift a book on an etiquette To polishing lishin 9 up a bit are youa asked one of the faithful yes replied the great man when I X get through this I 1 think III be a proposition than ever A good thing shedo she do you thinly there Is any tiling thing in palmistry t r ya he ile yes for some people she who tor for instance T he for the fellow that gets the th money lor for lobbing at soine body s els else hand handl i too much work to do village postmaster we ough ought to have another clerk here lu inspector more than she jan xan do eh village postmaster le yes s why sometimes she don t gel get through read ing all the postcards before 10 6 clock at night tit bits never touched him if it you open your mouth hissed the burglar you are a dead man huh rejoined the ex candidate as h been he blinded at the dark lantern I 1 ive ve been a dead one ever since the elec tion BELIEVE HIM a 14 ap 41 mr booze my we I 1 hope Is my dearth mrs booze your excuse Is pretty good but it isn t as good as father used to make u CC C extent of her acquaintance A friend who was as calling on miss barolin arolyn wells at her home in new ersey happened to mention some peo lie 10 w who ho lived further down the same treet ree t are lou ou acquainted with the fop fo Y a asked ked the visitor Y Y yes es answered miss wells with k touch tou ch of hesitancy in her voice Vol ti that is isseak I 1 speak to the dog every rio lorning when L go by saturday post his social invitation I 1 wish lou ou please sun sub write me invitation ter my ole frends tr ends said e prisoner under sentence all right replied the jailor what you want me to say des say you Is respectfully I 1 ter attend a social hangin friday arnin 12 0 clock sharp der man ter 3 bung hung bein me come one come 11 1 ue gleat en de small en come in me de hangin la Is tree free ter all my en ens s 1 knew his game tom toni I 1 saw the other day id d he was looking exceed exceedingly ingI y pros rous dick if you see him again tell him n out of town tom what for dick he ile once confided to me that e only time he ever pretended to be swell dresser was when he was oke and out borrowing money darolt free press not the real article cholly some of us fellahs were dis dla ssang the drama lawet night and I 1 it an idea in my head aliss you didn dian t really cholly fact I 1 ul 1 all my own idea too is iqs oh ohl that s different u 11 II find it wasn gasn t really an idea doing his share hea between sips dont hov bov a U bargain day moll e an rk down everything Ivery thing in the bouse house cullivan pul livan producing slate mar rh rk wn n Is it iv of 01 do much re mar akin down be in the drehouse that makes two sli anty ve owe me town topics 0 yes he thought of her teother ther tommy have you eaten all ir r sweets without even thinking of ter er 0 ammy 0 no mama I 1 was think f of df her the whole time timo I 1 was aid id she d come before I 1 had flu ed them stray stories uninterested over there ladles ladies and gentlemen d the guide to the party of per lally Conduct eds are the famous A baths of mont interest me said the gen man nan from the united states india bentiv antly I 1 ve run for office too many es at home puck dimple and natural explanation its Newl newlywed iwed oh henry what s i matter with you are you sick ir a hie trifle I 1 dear you shee thee barber put bay h a on my hie mustache an it eted my sh As explained dge were you ever in prison fitness well not exactly still now serving a life ken sentence tence adge why hows bows that witness I 1 m married his belief L S erastus said the somewhat joc joe young man they tellice that believe in ghosts i X f 4 1 no sah answered AU a pinkley loean b lieve in em leastways fob foh my own use a proof positive mith but are you sure he Is est t N anes ties of course I 1 am I 1 loaned i a 10 um umbria brola once and he reed it the next day bright woman mr L I 1 in glad glah to td see some women momen have begun a crusade against the killing of birds for hat trimmings ats certainly a cruel mrs klose ait it ts Is so cruel dear and I 1 jus just bate hate to last las win ter s hat because it has a bird on it I 1 saw a lovely hat downtown today 0 o day tor for 40 ehat hagn t ena E a leather tin ion it let me buy it to tomorrow morrows A pleasant change I 1 when I 1 first met you snapped the woman wha had been married for her money you occupied a low menial position and its it s only due to me that your present position Is a hymeneal one my dear in corrupted ted her husband smiling sweet ly catholic Cat holle standard and times not fitted for it he says he t enjoy gunning or fishing no how bow could he hea you only have to hear him talk to know that why hes he a the most matter of fact and unimaginative person in the world philadelphia press confidence tom very nice girl indeed and between you and me I 1 think she shell 11 marry the first man who asks her dick you don t mean ita tom yes and the reason I 1 think so ts is that I 1 m going to be the first man HIS PROMISE KEPT 0 0 woodby booth know what the manager meant when he prom leed me a long run it its s 1433 miles to new york merely for show mande maude I 1 never carry my pocket book in my hand when I 1 m shopping 4 clara why not 4 maude because ini I 1 m afraid some one might snatch it ft from me clara la Is it an expensive one nothing like exper ence elderly party don doa t you think an a poor form of exercise tor for young mena miss quickstep I 1 don t know it Is seems to be good for the arms more than she bargained for carboy gal boy you complain my ray dear before we were married I 1 told you how badi was mrs airs garbov yes but you dian didn t tell me how much marse a arse you were go ing to be afterward limit of ignorance i mial ins isbit isn t lour friend howells something of a politician aitkins I 1 should say not why he actually doesn doean t 11 I 1 no v to make a political speech explained 1 relly glor glory be I 1 but jen t it a p pic ic tire lire t ire vf kt I 1 see in th newspapers advertising in that new mi medicine dicine an baayin ite cured av chronic rheumatism divil a wan iver that ye wor bled wid any hind kind ov rheumatism clancy troth I 1 niver suspected it till I 1 took m an bottle av the mi medicine dicine antin dollars puck candor I 1 un ferstand ler stand that you went to to borrow money yes answered the amiable but impecunious man the trouble 7 have I 1 evar refused you anything 7 no then why didn dian t you come to me well the truth is oure so easy that there a no sport IP in it declared his intentions mrs rusher has mr goldcoin Gold coln eoln with v ham you have been dancing all the evening at last declared his intentions mabel mabel yes aunt mrs rusher I 1 am so glad and what did be he say mabel he ile declared he would never marry stray stories easily explained how do you account for the fact asked the doctor as shown by actual jn ani estl esti gation gatlon that thirty two out of ev ery hundred criminals in the country pro pr left handed that a easily accounted tor for said the professor the other sixty eight are right handed tit bits saving at the spigot mrs grimes yes the electric lights ar re awfully nice but they must cost jou ou lots t mrs grant of course they do cost good deal but then you know a aunch of matches lasts so much long r boston transcript his suspicion says he is an independent oter 0 well answered senator sorghum 1 0 gl I suppose that means that he chasn t been able to persuade anybody in either party to promise him an office J washington star L worst part of it at home neighbor how long did yo yon d stay at the club yesterday bones jones oh the best part of the evening mrs jones why john you came home in half an hour jones well cause and effect mrs hix I 1 got my husband to ad mit that he was a tool fool today mrs dix how did you manage mrs dix I 1 showed him some of the letters he wrote me during our courtship too much practice the adipose lady the human fly by seems to be out of sorts today to day the girl no wonder be he told me the twins were indisposed last night and he had to walk the delling with them tor for tour four hours puck W the practical test Is that thal invention of yours practical 1 I don t know yet answered the inventor it works all right but I 1 haven t yet put any shares on the market washington star heading her off she youre you re so bashful mr callow I 1 really believe that it if you ever marry the lady will have to propose hew he W awell well but I 1 might have er nerve enough to decline his conclusion I 1 m afraid johnny said the sun day school teacher rather sadly that I 1 shall never meet you in the better land why what have you been doln doin now pick me up paradoxical putt there was something odd about green a experience in wall street call how e that 9 1 0 1 putt he came out even |