Show aap S 0 o FROW THEOLD ato N 01 dishes some of them ate hard enough even to spell browne well my experience Is that most of them spell indigestion philadelphia pre press pres s the first drop counts percy for aur sa sake ke I 1 d shed he last drop of my blood molly yes all young men say that cut but somehow they seem very careful lever to shed the first drop new now 1 arker the best place for it 1 I d like to make a good sate safe bet on the election said chance ai ahat list bould you adase put your money in it by all means replied air wise N ise in hat A good safe who was conceited if there theres s anything an thing I 1 hate Us its a conceited person and that blomley ts Is certainly the limit what makes ou on tl U ink him con cel celled ted 9 he ile told someone he knew a much a I 1 know A money making at on friend how hoa are iou ou doing now bowl Scrib nIer first rate rev mr air Saint lie and I 1 hae gone into ship making money band over fist bh lh how do you manage I 1 write urite books and he denounces de ahem them new york weekly the fictitious bootjack that thomas cat must be o 0 ver old said the first feline I 1 guess he Is replied the other oh he must be or else he a just using his imagination he claims to have seea a bootjack once in his young days A common occurrence wife that s a pretty legend about leander being drowned while trying to salm the to hero here isn t if husband duplicated continually in modern life my dear wife I 1 don dout t understand husband eiery et ery day I 1 hear of some man going under because he attempt ed to come across in response to his wife a demands his evening welcome newlywed Newl iwed my wife Is a very thor ough and methodical housekeeper she a a great trouble saver bagget so sos a mine all the trou brou tile ble she has during I 1 the day she saves vp tip to fire at me when I 1 come home at night might spelling and D towne my objection to these french restaurants is the difficulty of understanding ti what the menu sas I 1 can scan t read the names of halt half the too light uehl grunted mr who was being uncomfortably crowded by the jolly looking fat man these cars should charge by weight think soa replied the fat man why they d hardly think it worth while to stop for you there Is indeed city editor why do you say he ran into the police station puffing and blowing 9 puffing and blowing are synonymous reporter not at all there a a vast difference tor for instance between puffing a man up and aloa blowing ing him up nothing fast about him gladys sighing oh dear he be chasn t proposed yet ethel well what can you expect of a chap vilio a ho never runs his auto over ten miles an hour puck literal bulf ailment of a pred action Bigg sley ought to be much pleased oer oner the success of one of his prophecies how was that why he said that a certain little fellow who mho used to work in an adjoin ing office was bound to rise in the world and did it come true I 1 es the boy grew up and became an expert porch climber he was envious the groom you look envious old man best ilan manwell well I 1 am the groom thinking he a s it of best man of the minister he told me you gave kave him 10 i t tried it mrs have you tried that new complexion cream that has just been placed on the market mrs hewrich no I 1 don t think our milkman handles it no M stake diggs poor blowitz the fool killer got him at last biggs why I 1 thought it was a case of suicide diggs so it was asked and answered sor it if a patient had drunk su an thurio acid what would you give him medical student I 1 d give him up In informal format on by mail rastus what a yo gwine to do dis tall fall 9 johnson ise I 1 se gwine open a school an teach chicken by mall mail |