Show Z Q put the court on notice in a rural justice court the defend ant in a case was sentenced to serve thirty dabs in j jail ail he ile had known the judge froin from boyhood and addressed him as follows bill old boy you re agline ter send me ter jail air oua that s what replied the judge have you got anything to say agin if only this here B 11 god help you when I 1 get out atlanta Cons titu don van va n hope banks can you remember just how much I 1 owe youa thirteen dollars and twenty five fhe cents the exact sum eha thank you well why did you want to know I 1 thought perhaps you d forgotten it that s all still an orphan yeb ry try friend at the age ol 01 15 I 1 was left an orphan and whit did you do with it halt ho idly facts in the case say mister said a tattered tramp can t you stake me to er dime I 1 im in de victim uv er washout victim of a washout 1 echoed the portly citizen in evident surprise dat dats s wot rejoined the tramp honest I 1 ain aln t had euthin but water ter drink fer more moren n ten days A woman would ask here Is an ad in dis paper about dat dog yer stole said the first tough an it says reward it if returned an no questions asked no questions asked replied the other tough dat cant can t be dis dog I 1 stole dis dog from a woman cath olic standard and times he knew that miss it if it hadn haan t been to fo that new bulldog of papa s wed we d have been robbed last night mr lovett miss yes A bulldog Is gainly a good thing to have around mr lovett well er yes except around ones one s coat tails exchange of bad nage hello old man where did you get the sulta bought Bough tit it oh you needa t be afraid to tell me your tailor s name I 1 wouldn t go to him I 1 in not afraid of that he doesn doean t give credit at all on the stand lawyer in cross examination have you ever been arrest edg 7 witness only three times in the past week lawyer where were the arrests madea witness in my automobile A prescription doctor I 1 don dont t think it Is anything very serious but you will have to stay in bed at least two weeks patient say doctor do you inov that this Is a four dollar a day hotell doctor yes I 1 in friend of the proprietor bluff ng murphy why did you call booke a bum umbrella just nowa because he wont either put up or shut up did he eat it jones at the country hotelling hotel Long time getting that egg were you wait ing for the hen to lay walter waite no ther hen has been on it fer a week or so an we had a haid time ter sit git it away from her clang of the anvil chorus grayce edythe was born with a silver spoon in her mouth gladys judging by the size of the aperture one aou d say it was a ladle dorcas it if youve you ve ever noticed her table manners you d swear it was a knife A drug in the market it if the workmen would only accept our assurances said the czar plaint ivet ivery Y ah ali yes your majesty said the prime minister but you will kemem berthat the japs also got tired of them |