Show the tactful physician yes said miss I 1 was bulte but dr cheedle says hell oon have me looking like myself again ah how delicate of him to put it in that way in your case exclaimed misa belting how do you mean well you know he usually tells a convalescent soon have you dooh looh ing like your old self again an idea of heaven it aas ridiculous of the minister to say those things were a widely removed as heaven and hell remarked the modern pharisee but the things in question ere very widely removed 0 all right but how could heaven be heaven if it were so widely removed from the other place that you coulden couldn t see your enemies therea catholic standard and times LOOKING FOR LEE landlubber shipped at last port er please sir where 11 I 1 find lee scuppers sira at the concert he looking around of course the styles are not here yet they are al ways late she not always dear yes always tell you what do bet you a pair of kid gloves that they come in late oh dear you always want to bet on a sure thing how so why you know very well that everything you bet on Is sure to come in last mistake made somewhere mrs kindle whose husband had I 1 told her that the apartment house was the proper thing for her on the pie of suites to the sweet henry said an awfully nice thing to me today mrs kandle yest mrs kindle yes he said this was lust the place for flats to the why somehow that doean doesn t sound right after all boston transcript to be avoided somebody in the company spoke of that college professor who claims that he never was kissed my said the pretty little maiden ditth the big round innocent eyes what an awful accumulation of rol clobes he must have and the shrug of her dainty ders was eloquent of repugnance ancient football hannibal lined up his elephants and then arranged his army behind them our line id heavy enough he mused and our back field so light either he added as he glanced at the black carthaginians then he gave the signal and plowed through the roman right guard tor a considerable gain nothing doing poor man said the benevolent old lady at the door so you are out of yes maam replied the tattered one there s nothing doing in my line just now what Is your line my good mana straw votes on election maam his pride mra jones did smartly give you that plugged dollard why dont you give it back to hima jones it I 1 did he d think it was because I 1 coulden couldn t pass it off and I 1 don t want him to think that im not just as smart as he is detroit free arese prese better brands ah my poor man said the old lady in front of the wood alcohol ex change you look worried are you afraid booze will get the best of you no replied rummy robinson I 1 am afraid I 1 wont get the best of booze horse power pa what does it mean by a ten horse power automobile 7 one that has the power to frighten ten horses to death every time it cuts loose down the boulevard my boy cincinnati commercial tribune what to expect the teacher what do you suppose we will do when gabriel blows his horn tommiet tommie oh I 1 suppose we II 11 anil think it s an automobile a comin no S agn ethel are you sure the count was intoxicated last nighta edythe positive why he coulden couldn t pronounce his own name ethel but you must remember that he is a russian count it all depends giles how far is it from your house to the nearest saloons smiles well it Is three minutes walk from my house to the saloon and about thirty minutes walk back what would happen I 1 wonder it we should tell the little savage children about santa claus said the missionary as christmas ap preached no cautioned his friend it we do they will expect us to distribute stockings estabi shing his claim yes he s looked upon as the laziest man in his set why soa he s the inventor of a self lighting cigarette supplement to an old saying his friend money talks the promoter yes but sometimes it s mighty hard to get it to listen how it worked I 1 called on that doctor you recommended yesterday did you tell him I 1 sent you yes what did he say he said under the cir cum stances he would expect me to pay in advance might have been worse mrs my I 1 was at the dentists this afternoon and he made me keep my mouth open a whole hour it nearly killed me mrs stillwater l yes hut it might have been worse it he had made you keep your mouth shut for halt that long it would have killed you tor sure in Dark town theatrical circles I 1 sho lian t like it when he tried to play romeo to my juliet to yo juliet you don t mean to say he auz bryin to play romeo to yo juliet an you a mana he sho auz an me an juilet ain t been married six moths nelder new orleans times democrat abi good reason for envy they were bragging about their home towns I 1 said one proudly came from cincinnati I 1 envy you asserted the cleveland man it es I 1 m just going there next door to an atheist leies did you ever come across a more conceited fellow than bugger they say he Is an atheist and I 1 believe he is bonter I 1 wouldn t like to go so tar as that but I 1 know that he recognize the existence of a superior being town and country A difference young lady you are a wonderful master of the piano I 1 hear prof von hired for the oc cation I 1 blay sometimes accompaniments to singing to gonverse gon versa eions new york weekly in after years again the village blacksmith stood under the spreading chestnut tree jingling the coins in his pocket he I 1 care not who maxes the autos of the nation provided I 1 make the repairs HE WAS NOT TO BE congratulated she did you send jonson a telegram ot congratulation upon his mar ige he no one of condolence he married my divorced wife you never discretion laugh at young mr balz jokes no answered miss cayenne I 1 like mr Bliz I 1 am afraid he will get to trying to be clever every time he meets me and become a nuisance social economy one since poor jack waring died his widow really seems to be on the decline the other declining Is shea it will be sate to ask her to dinner then some think so pa what does trust mean pa well trust means confidence for one thing willie then a trust magnate is a condense con dence man isn t hea catholic standard and times proof enough oh mamma I 1 know there 3 a flea on me cried little ethel how do you know it Is a feea deara asked mamma why because I 1 can t catch HI nothing to say cholly I 1 suppose she doean doesn t like me because I 1 never flatter I 1 always say what I 1 think misa sharp ah Is that all per haps her dislike then Is due to the fact that you never say anything the remarkable thing he miss elder tells me ashes anly 22 that seems remarkable doean doesn t it she not at all it would have been remarkable if she had told the truth long felt want customer say what kind ot a crazy novel la this it begins with the last chapter and ends with the first bookseller oh that edition Is in tended for ladies only the usual size for him little elmer papa what Is a hy professor broadhead A hyper confidence man hea catholic ease 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