| Show belated In informal format on chatman Th that atman man says he knows a great reat abal about horse races yes answered the medical man like most people who interest them selves elves in that pursuit he Is not much on a diagnosis but accurate in i f st mortem 1 i As to freedoms at al yes sir even the air ot of I 1 reed in it abused can become too fanned for our unworthy lungs you talk like a man who I 1 ds climbed one of those crags in switzer land too substantial henpeck my utip told me to buy her herla a good broom i dealer dealer r T well here 9 one with a ackor hand handle le A warranted ar ranted not to to break I 1 unpack l great scott do aou ou tl tonic py Is made of cast iron i A subtle distinction pid did the critics like your perform an ance of hamlett ethe the critics answered mr storm ington barnes like it but a large bumbel of dersons who aho assume to be critics critic did not 0 MISTAKEN 7 0 0 if 41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 11 0 0 0 0 00 6 0 0 0 9 0 0 00 a 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 na 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 0 0 o 0 0 0 0 e mrs collier dawn as bridget drops the steak on the floor gracious I 1 now we weve ve lost our dinner bridget no mum 01 hov boy me toot foot on it her only chance why does mr creeper come here go often maud he comes comas to pee see me what are his intentions 7 I 1 don t know ma well doesn doean t he know that he Is keeping other young men from paying you 9 I 1 don t think he does ma well you know flon don t you no ma I 1 haven t enough im agitation agi nation to taink out a fairy tale like that cleveland plain dealer both lady kin you give me a bite and a few pennies to help me along in my undertaking under talan 7 9 what Is your undertaking my good mana I 1 im m a explorer and like columbus I 1 m goin from door to door raisin the fund to launch my bark well I 1 can give you both a bite and a bark said the kind lady sic tige cincinnati commercial tribune great scheme I 1 ve written a novel that will be a winner exclaimed descar bier bler it can cant t help being at the head 0 of the six biggest sellers historical problematical bensa lional realistic or nothing of the kind well what 8 its main feature 7 its printed backwards so the worn wom en can read it without turning the leaves from left to right the corn com moner ruined I 1 feel sorry tor for poor billson what s the matter with him oh for a long time his wife talked about his wages and they managed to live on it and save a little not long ago she plade the acquaintance of some new arrivals in town and from them learned to talk about her husband s salary since then billson has been unable to make both ends meet the commoner Common pr financially speak ng nordy I 1 see that a oung new lork millionaire hired a room at a day and then found his bed too short for him butts it wouldn t be that way with me nordy why youre you re over six feet yourself butts yes but im I 1 m too short for that bed houston chronicle Extra ord nary cons derat on why don t you make your husband promise never to bet on a horse raced because answered young mrs borkins charlie has regrets enouen without burdening his conscience with braken promises 1 1 professional courtesy I 1 manage to keep my po oar ardeis deis tny oti do said the firpi a landa landlady oh I 1 dodrv dont know I 1 rejoina the other you keep them so thin that hey look longer than they really are W jd L I 1 ilu i LU alls taking notes mr Bl iggins gayb he may as well a jovn up that he Is downright stupid dear me answered miss cayenne he lie is becoming wonderfully ai al cent cern ing ng wash agton star oh so funny jenks you seem to be in good humor what s the joked markley t you hear about our doctora jeris s no what is ita markley he s s ck ek goss p s apo a agy ogy why isn t it as easy to speak well as to speak ill ot of a persona that Is the trouble answered the confirm confirmed ed tattler it is so easy that it li irp careful of the speed limit now my boy said the man to the messenger boy don t be an hour going a few blocks with this mes sage but replied the boy feeling in his fits pocket for his dime novel ou must remember boss deres a speed limit in this town yonkers states man he knew teacher stop why do you begin counting at 29 2 tommy you told me to start in at de lowest teacher well where s the I 1 tommy aw jer cant fool me met de one s de ace an it comes after de king confusing it Is very easy to be misled nowa days said miss cainne in what way when ou on smell gasoline you cant tell whether a person has been clean ing his gloves or riding in an automobile anxious to please reporter tor for financial paper can yo i give me some notes of business mena men gold goldstock stock certainly it if you can col lect elect them D dot t stay long rax marse william said the old family cervant servant la is you gwine ter make any a lk new resolutions next yeara why looking pretty far ahead but I 1 guess the old ones will do I 1 dunno bout dat suh gull I 1 hear ole miss sayin you keep em long enough ter git acquainted wid auml urn r atlanta constitution IP helpful yoi wit dont dout really believe there Is iny tny virtue in that medicine do vou I 1 know pils this much one bottle ot of it judiciously used relieved me of in insomnia why it s a cough med lef he yes but I 1 used the bo bottle atle to throw at some cats that were disturbing my sleep philadelphia press A gentle hint mr meekly please call me a little earlier than usual tomorrow to morrow morn ing I 1 ve got some work to do mrs meekly 01 0 nonsense why can t you do it tonight to night beffre ajol go to bed mr meekly impossible I 1 never never could thread a needle by bi gaslight I 1 must sew a button on my vest the irregular postmen thim letter carriers remarked Finnig tn Is arreg lar in their habits how so queried mulcahy who usually played the goat they do ahl their aarin a alln malls replied in and it was mulcahy Mul cally s time to buy baltimore american faith my dear t said mr skinner one sunday afternoon why do you give so much money to foreign mis nits arien you might use it in char ity here at homec well navell aou ou see john they send it so far away that I 1 can believe t does lots of good or they wouldn t go to all that trouble within the law mother tommy you broke off a big piece of that fruit cake didn dian t you tommy did 19 mother you bad boy boyl you know you did didn dian t 11 I 1 tell you not to touch that cake tommy no ma maam am you told me not to cut it just like a woman she sentimentally would you dare anything for me dear he ile passionately anything dear she rapturously 0 what for in in stance he ile hesitated a moment and then kissed her she angrily how ilow dared you good for him did you ever hear of anybody who had a good cold demanded his cas ual acquaintance somewhat sarcastically why yes replied the other man I 1 have known of some colds that t bad at 1 all tor for me you see I 1 m in the drug business DONE ALL RIGHT J A J p artist aist I 1 d like to paint your hus bus band baud s portrait has he ever been done in i oil airs s bonds yes ile lost ten thousand in an oil well spec last winter A puzzler flora fiora what do ou think of higher education fion for women dora not much I 1 ve taken six courses in higher mathematics and I 1 can t yet figure out how to make george propose detroit free press queer rain Is always soft now that s fundy why t because sometimes ou may have ob observed arved it comes down hard change of scene the clock had just finis finished hect striking the midnight hour when one of the banque a married man stood up gentlemen to he said my evening of plea pleasure sute Is at an end I 1 now go home to a ni morning orning of displeasure limit miles meeker is a tenderhearted tender hearted chap isn isanthe t he 9 giles I 1 should say so buhy h he even try to hurt the feelings of 1 i baseball umpire in shantytown larry they say s daughter la Is a musical prodigy she broke all wor tickled to death denny awn she broke th piano everybody Ivery body use wor tickled corrected nell why you re limping your sloes aloes are too small aren t they belle delle oh no indeed nell no oh I 1 see its it s merely cicur cur feet that are too large the cruelty of football football Is a frightfully cruel sport said the first fair one yes replied the girl in the ostrich feathers just think how many innocent little pigs must be slaughtered for their horrid balls judgment suspended esmeralda ies es he told me that I 1 was the only girl he ever loved cordelia well don t judge him too harshly dear his ills grandfather died in a lunatic ashlum I 1 |
