Show ‘TUght conclusions an mom Maly to do gathered out of a multitude of tongues than through any kind of MlikjjlAltllA BBtOCOOtu AajAJlIuiai BUinOntauVB 9 — Judge learned Hand American into! (1I72-1N- Page 13 Friday Match 10 2000 The Herald Journal Logan Utah Our view Jeremiah’s Cadillac A gi&cmimimm Ukler&ftuejiet Well it wasn’t because of his tastes Jeremiah couple weeks ago Her- expensive the car for $1 from his ald Journal reporter Jeremiah bought ’ Stettler was tken off the news- charitable grandfather after his ’ 79 Oldsnmbile broke down a paper’s southern Idaho beat and now covers news in the city of while ago Oh and one last thing Check Logan The switch came none to soon for Stettler out that white interior! ' You see with gas prices skyrocketing the way they have it On the subject of gas guzzling was becoming many readers may have noticed for Jeremiah to toil on in his an article in Thursday’s newspamodest-paying per that included several tips for conserving gas and getting bettor reporters mileage Here are a few more job even with gas tips specifically tailored to the Cache Valley driven reimburseDon’t rev up your eiigine ment from during routine tailgating and thecompa harassing of the car in front of ny The picture below tells the you' story Do tailgate as usual however sitWhat Jeremiah is proudly (Drafting on the vehicle in front ting behind the wheel of there is of you could save valuable gas) a 1978 Cadillac Eldorado: Its Don’t drive around die super425 engine gets market parking lot 15 times aPProiximately seven miles to the while looking for a good parking gallon ' Let’s see at $160 per gallon spot Just park in the senior citiround trip that means a zen or handicap spots to Preston would cost Jeremiah Don’t accelerate too quickly $1371 while the to keep die person ahead of you ' per mile travel in the next lane from getting reimbursement Would net him over Instead try to disturb him $1380 for the trip Pretty even or her with incessant numbers but of course that extra until you and 9 cents per mile isn’t going to go them off and cut catch can up very far toward getting Jeremiah Don’t keep your monster new white walls for the Caddy truck running for more than 45 any time soon minutes outside Macy’s while Some itf you may be asking that the did you do your weekly grocery guy buy “Why monster anyway?” shopping J r cost-prohibiti- ve new twist on By Dale McFeattsrs DCfu08J1OWara£IM cubic-centimet-er T - Herald-Jour-nal- ’s 23-ce- nt hom-blow-i- light-flashi- gas-guzzli- ABush accused GOP rival John McCain of being opposed to breast cancer research Bush was ng ng askedifhe really believed that and he answered ‘‘No I don’t really believe thaL McCain probably didn’t think that the younger Bush had anything to teach him about politics but he could have learned something from Bush’s genial timia1 of a basically ridicu-lou- ng 16th-centu- anti-Catho- lic exis Gov George W Bush has brought a bracing new twist to candidate who modern politics:-freely admits he doesn’t believe his own 60-mi- le McCAIN: Not a shred None at all a bastion of down at the ad thinking This was all a little far Just a little mix-u- p afield from the issue of campaign agency But now mat you mention it finance reform and served no purpose they’re both on the hefty side and other than to create ill will all around you never do see them in the same Had McCain taken a page out of place at the same time If Al’s — er Bush’s political manual the cam- - Jerry’s — feelings are hurt I apololike this gize IOTERVIEWErT Sen McCain AN EVEN LATER INTERVIEWSen McCain because George ER: TV is and running your campaign radio ads saying a vote for George W W Bush appeared at Bob Jones UniBush is a vote for Osama Bin Laden versity you accuse him of condoning With no supporting proof you accuse "drug use A series of ads your camBush1 supporter Pat Robertson of paign is now running says that the reason a small school like Bob Jones being in league with Mideast terrorists and stockpiling automatic produces powerhouse football and basketball teams year after year is weapons in church basements against the day he can rise up against the because of steroids amphetamines (heat Satan in Washington and install and painkillers Senator Bob Jones doesn’t have any athletic teams its a Muslim pope in the White House ‘ g Seriously senator you can’t really biggest sport is intramural McCAIN: That would believe that explain why McCAIN: Of bourse not: Don’t they’re not in the NCAA tournament ' believe a word of it We'tie just hav- I wondered why I never see Boh ing some fun with ol’ PaL I’d be the Jones in our office pool I guess what first to admit I don’t know what kind happened is that some of our people down in research got Bob Jones of terrorists he’s in league with A LATER INTERVIEWER: Sen mixed up with Texas or Texas A&M McCain we all know you’ve had You better ask Gov Bush about that THIS FALL: Gov Bush you don’t your problems with Rev Jerry Falad of really believe thatAl Gore is' a space well but this latest campaign You that assert is aliertdoyou? preposterous: yours BUSH: No I don’t really believe Rev Falwell is really New York City A1 Sharpton in that “But have you ever noticed Rev demagogue white face and that the disguise will there’s something unnatural about fits only last until the inauguration when eyes George W Bush can safely name Sharpton secretary of defense Can Dale McFeatters is a columnist and editorial writer for Scripps Howard you produce any evidence whatsoevNewsservice er for this? sc In the South Carolina primary McCain was the object of a whispering smear campaign that appeared to originate with a cadre of preachers associated with the religious right McQain was called a communist crazy and the father of an illegitimate mixedHrace child Somehow this angered McCain and he denounced the Revs Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell as “forces of evil” and “agents of intolerance” and Bob Jones University as ry 1 ping-pon- Other vlows Adults need lesson i in sportsmanship To the editor There weren't quite 70 of us at tip-otime in die gym on this Saturday morning maybe closer to 100 by game’s end no gold medal crowd to be sure Yet the unsportsmanship behavior of a youth league coach conjured up images from the wotfd of professional sports that even Jazz favorite Karl Malone has dis- gustingly referred to as “forgettable sideshows” ‘ Many of us I hope most felt uncomfortable and even outraged by the extremely unpleasant exhibition of poor sportsmanship displayed by this coach I wondered have we or have some coaches and par-- : ents never really figured it out: OUR KIDS ARE THE SHOW Not quite a minute had expired when I noticed his ranting and rav-- : ing I'm sure I looked aghast he ccr- I tainly caught me off guard I know my players hadn’t considered nor : had I prepared them for playing ' against such a vociferous and hypertensive sixth man It was tough to ff - ! for-gott- en - tun explain I’m not sure that I left more questions unanswered In fact how does one explain such a distorted child-lik- e view of sport Although he made a lame attempt This would be fun for people of all ages and would be great for parties dates and family recreation win-fir- st to muffle disrespectful remarks towards the game’s officials our players and others in attendance caught his message And what did our kids learn? Let’s not be naive — the power of adult example makes it fairly certain that some day down die toad probably sooner than later our kids will do the same thing Sadly rather than playing the game they will choose to blame officials for their own miscues In an ideal world most of us work-in-g alongside youngsters will still aspire to the principles of the Pop Warner who called for coaches to “inspire youth” and practice the “virtues of sportsmanship” Unfortunately we have a long way to go Coaches and parents must not be penpitted to dominate the games and leg-enda- ry play of our children win but by the fun and satis- faction our kids derive by learning new drills and by being a part of a team The ethic has no plaice in youth sports vouches and parents: Take a back seat and assume an encouraging supportive role and let’s not forget — OUR KIDS ARE THE SHOW Our kids deserve a chance to learn to play ' and to make mistakes in an environment free from adult ambition and personal glory Let’s not measure success by the number of games our BiULindauer Logan Kevin Lowry Nibley Media afraid of candidate Keyes Alan Keyes Maybe you’ve heard Valley needs more miniature golf of him maybe you haven’t Alan Keyes is die virtually unknown third Republican presidential candidate Mr Keyes is a former Reagan administration official He was a US ambassador to the United Nations Totheeditor I was wondering if Logan city or Social and Economic Council Also he was the Assistant Secretary of Cache County could make a miniature golf course like those you see in State for International Organizations a lot of other communities So many (Many other qualifications are listed people are moving into Cache Valley on his website) He ran for the and we need to provide them with Republican Party presidential nomiadditional recreational opportunities nee in 1996 and hardly anyone knew An indooroutdoor facility would be about him Alan Keyes is 49 yep ideal for bur weather I know We old and married He and his wife have 3 children already have a miniature golf course t be not is but it Many people don’t have any idea woulrj nice to go to a facility here instead of who he is although he has participated in the same debates as George having to travel to SLC Herald Journal Editorial policy! Assort fa is to “to The Opinion page to Mended to acquaint madam with a variety ot viewpoints on malton ol pubic importance and provide mamban of too community with a toium tor Mr views Personal columns cartoon and Mon tom leaden rifled too opiniona ot toebwriton and enable Edtoriato under too haadngTfcr Wow npneent toe vim of toe Herald Journal odNoridboard Mention ol too edtoortal board: NICOLE FARRELUtity edtor CMOYYURINtoatune edtor BRUCE SMmilpuWehar CHARLES MoCOLLlMAnanaglng edtor you XMUU d ommend that you look at Alan Keyes’ website: wwwkeyes2000org te Mallard Fillmoro y - Totheeditor Bush and John McCain He has campaigned as much as they have Why don’t people know about him? The media The media is scared of him Because Alan Keyes is so outspoken about the way our country is headed liberal America and especially the media do not like him They don't like the way that he can explain to them that our nation was founded on Christian principlesAlan Keyes does not justify and rationalize immoral behavior He does not justify and rationalize the idea that human life has no value It would take too much room to state' what he believes bn all the issues so I strongly suggest that you read about him on his website If you do not have access to the Internet do some research at your local library It is your duty as a citizen of the United States to be informed on who the presidential candidates are arid what they believe I highly rec- - Jessica Skidmore Logan Letterstpolic The Herald Journal wolcomas Men to tot edtor PotenMy Nbeioue or oflenaiva Mien wi not bo pubWwd however and too edtor nearvea toe right to edN el letlen to conform to too lengto id atyle nquinmente of too Laden ahouid bo: Typewritten and doubto-epace- d No mon than 450 words in length Addneeed and include daytime phone number tor purpoeee of verifcafion Signed by toe author Indviduale an fended to one pubRehed let- -' tor wNhb any 3May period Addnao laden to hjtoOrOhjnewe oom Guoei an alio eoioomo and an run at too edtor'a (Secretion i MMUMwotneiiiime mmmwmimmw MimmooieiMiMoeiMMaitoi waiiiniiiaiHLniMiUiHaXMnn— |