Show 4-C- Thursday Miy 28 1987 Unpopular demand forces Menna to take a summer vacation By Joel sUTT Menu writer That ii right fay slightly unpopular demand Tm back! With summer approaching the real men of the world are more thanlikely sitting aroimd thinking of where they can spend their leisure time in the upcoming months Well if the little lady of die house is as humble and obedient as she should be then you should be able to do anything you want to do Why should you be able to do anything you want? Because for the past nine months while you have been slaving at work bringing home the bacon the little lady has been sitting around watching the soap operas and putting on 20 pounds right where she thinks So what better way to reward yourself than to take a vacation You may as well take her and her new spare tire along for the ride So you ask yourselt since it is entirely your decision where should I go and what should I do One idea is heading for the mountains to get back to nature and the great outdooors What could be better than going to the mountains and do nothing but lay in the sun next to your favorite fishing hole and drink a few beers But then a sudden burst of reality hits you that you must bring her along I can't think of a better place than the mountains to make her realise how easy she had it back home I mean at home all she had to do was code and dean how hard can that be? At first when you lake the missus to the great outdoors she loves the beauty of the mountains But when she realizes that she may miss a whole week of soap operas she begins to go into not any elelctrical outwithdrawls Then she realizes that there are is where she really beThis and microwave lets for her curling iron gins to sink into depression But wait the fun is not over yet She tells herself hey I'm tough so I can handle the fact that there is not any electricity in the mountains so 111 try my hand at fishing This is definitely not a sport intended for the weak and timid female The first thing I tell ha is to bait ha hade and pull out a big night crawla At this point she either faints or throws up So now she decides that I can catch the fish and she will cook them Once again I am all alone just like I wanted to be Alter I have caught the fish I bring them back and tell the little lady to fry the fish Little does she know she also has to clean them out She probably thinks that fish already have the insides cleaned out like die ones she buys in the grocery store This goes to show that die levd of intelkgence between the fish and the female are about equal and you know how easy it wu to catch the fish Maybe the mountains are not for you and your missus so idea is to pack up the ca for that great trek across this lovely country of ours While your are driving ova 2000 miles she sits and eats all of the Cheetos Alia driving for eight hours and you are exhausted you figure that it is time to stop for die night You pull into your favorite Motel 6 and call it a night right? Wrong! The waks cova all mediums of two and three dimentional art 70 works are on exhibit The art and will be on sale artists will to go proceeds Students having works cm exibit are Pam Bud Missy work She has been sleeping the past 400 miles and wants to go out and party You might as well go because she has to work off those Cheetos somehow So you suggest maybe going to a dub or a movie but not ha she wants to go eat at a nice restaurant (as if she needs more food) She actually has the nerve to think that you are going to pay for the small feast It is obvious that the woman has some messed up standards Since you have to pay for it you take ha to McDonalds It wonderful has a atmosphere and you do not have to wait fa food If you did you would have the opportunity to fall asleep especially if she wants to start up an intelligent conversation You finally get back to your room and it is now lime fa some sleep So just as you're about to go to sleep she comes out of the bathroom with some ridiculous looking mud on ha face which makes ha look like a special guest star on "Creature Feature" Well it is awfully hard to sleep when you're laughing so hard you almost throw up So after a lousy nights sleep you get up and hit the road Boy what a wonderful vacation you're thinking By the time you get hom she is going to have put on anotha SO pounds so you figure you betta go home before you have to buy ha a whole new wardrobe When you get back home you just can't wait to get back to work and this really begins to worry you actually looking forward to wok So I have only one thing to say about next year Go on vacation by yourself After all your’e the one who has been waking all winter and and she has been on vacation ever since you met ha Until next yea adios my avid readers & 3-dimen- art work sional Guarascio Annette Blanc Sandy Anita Dick Jeffs Marty Dcbora Gigliotti VariWagona Schmitt VerLyrm Milla Judy Scott Lagerquistjames Cha Mike McCandtess Stephanie Oveson Merrill Marvidakis Brenda Oveson Lee Kirkwood and Boyd Lake According to Brent Hadock there are more student works on exhibit than ever before Lots of laughs entertain “Comedy Theatre” audiences The College of Eastern Utah's PEDDS presented the finals of this year's Comedy Theatre on May 20 in the Geary Theatre The program included three competition categories and three The presentations specialty won wu by Laugh Competition David Kelch with his First place in the Joke giggle Competition wu taken by Ralph Mckinncy and "Little Head" The Stand Up Competition wu captured fay Shane Zhcnda with his "Just Kidding" routine Among the speciality per nd were CElTs men's formances basketball coach Ronnie Stubs and "The King the Queen and the PEDDS Gate" by performed members John Egan the HI and Troy Hunt Otha contestants in the program included John Gianini Steve Stuggs and Mike Bond concluded with The program Ben Turpin's silent movie Dare Devil" with David Dickey on organ accompaniment were The competitions judged by Ed McKecver from the Sun Advocate and Dave Roberts ayn KRPXQ101 radio STAR’S plans an-ot- ha Student art show features 2 Seventeen College of Eastern Utah student's art wak is being displayed at CElTs Gallery East this week and the following week Europe & San Diego are part of and kftn Egan pwtorm the By Trevor Olsen staff writer STARS (Student Theatre Actor’s Repertory Ensemble) is the theatre dub on the campus of the College of Eastern Utah closing Friday May IS at the social Treva Olsen wu elected the 1987-8- 8 president of STARS fa yea Next yea plans to be very for the organization exciting Many plays will be performed next yea possibly two each is also a There quarter fa student possibility in the directorial involvement area The Spookalley will be presented by this traditionally Right now it is aganizatkm in the planning stages only howeva many new things will the appear in Octoba community and the college There are also three trips tempaarily planned tot next yea In the fall the CEU Art's Tow will sponsa a trip to Sari Francisco will While there participants visit museums parks and several professional productions on the fa stage Spring quarter is also the tempaarily scheduled time for two otha trips - a tow of Europe and a visit to San Diego 1 would also like to get to activities several planned involve the entire studentbody" Olsen said "We are trying to get for RUSH planned something Week and also otha activities throughout the yea” |