Show U'UB tCEO-lMdayl- todi Disgusted with last Eagle issue OPINIONWinning the last roun-d- finals - isolated in your room and to keep the music below two dedbles There is no way three chapters of physics can be memorized with the GoGo’s blaring in the next room Roommates should be warned not to bother you unless it is an absolute necessity because after two days of history you turn into a monster Things that do necessitate interruption are the telephone news that your income tax refund has arrived and meals Such trivial things as sleep are best forgot for the time being Speaking of sleep never study while sitting on your bed This has to be the worst place in the world to read War and Peace Some students believe a chemical is released from the mattress making the eyelids extremely heavy which in turn makes you fall asleep You wake up three hours later mad as a wet cat in a bathtub While at the store getting groceries don’t forget to get pencils pens paper glue and aspirin It doesn't matter who you are you will always run out Since the weather has been so lovely study with your blinds down Nothing can be more depressing than having to study when the sun is shining You will end up daydreaming and never finish reading your English book My final piece of advice is to not study the day before your test Go to the movies or spend the day with friends You’ll be more relaxed and calm Read through your notes a few times on the morning of the exam and say an extra long prayer There’s always next quarter Good luck next week ByLlsaGlnei Ring of the bell round ten begins The battered opponent slowly enters the library stall and opens the book cover His blood shot eyes glare as a I determined grin comes across his face His mind is on winning the final round of the quarter — I Ifinals This frustrated student punches away at the books but to no avail He makes no progress Two three and four hours pass by Then suddenly he receives a burst of energy and throws a flurry of punches Finally a weary student defeats the I champion — principles of biology in the tenth round I with a knock out How many students feel like they are in a boxing I match when it comes to final examinations? It sure lean be a tough process As a sophomore I feel that l have somewhat conquered the pitfalls of burning midnight oil So let me give you a few pointers First studying can't occur in just one night It is fugal effort to cram one quarters worth of work ito one night All the Vivrian in the world couldn’t ceep you awake to get the work done Start early ref errably when the quarter begins Secondly always go to the grocery store and fill ip on the necessities that keep college students ilive during the disastrous weekend: 3 pounds of 7olgera coffee packs of Tab and 2 bottles of ftvrian Oh yes some sort of nutritional food stuffs rould be nice Next set down rules with your roommates Tell that for the next three days you will be I i 4-s- ix Apathy among ERA supporters? By Tammy Bracken Many people feel that women have been completely liberated and that to continue to harp on the subject is for lack of something better to talk about What used to be the hottest topic going has somehow just fizzled out There are no laws and-irerlittle discrimination to prevent western women from pursuing any lifestyle they choose but the statistics prove that women still earn 57 cents to a man’s dollar and occupy very few positions of real responsibility As American Negroes have discovered to be ffidally free is by no means the same as being actually and psychologically free If we are so free iy isn’t anything changed? The Equal Rights lendment has still not been constitutionalized and men still earn twice as much as women for the same work It seems to me that the problem lies with the women themselves They have become apathetic Invariably it is the woman who when she gets home from work continues to fetch her husbands slippers and pipe that insists she has always felt and been equal to men What we really need is some blatant sexist discrimination and a large dose of male oppression to get us fired up again Seriously we must remember that only 63 years ago women were not allowed to vote practice birth control or smoke in public places Listen ladies y Jetsneverbethesilentma O Tutoring program (ContinuedfromPagel) and is Learning Resource Center After a tutor is assigned to a student a time schedule can be worked out between them There is tutoring available in all subjects free to CEU students If a student is excelling in a class and would like to tutor contact Waddell There must be a need for the tutor to be hired 1HE EAGLE S54PF EDITOR Mike jports Editor Jayceen Craven Business Manager WSSSSS Photograoher Sports Writer Reporters NaTanlNqyes Jayceen Craven Tim Rasmussen AdaScovill Copy Advisor Advisor Barrett Jerry Hansen ToddGorishek Richard Chavez i Larry Severeid Susan Polster THE EAGLE of ftw College The official ifudtnt publication of Eastern Utah Price Utah The Eagle It dedicated to give Information and service to the student body It represents The editorial opinions expressed In The Eagle of do not necessarily reflect viewpoints staff or faculty student I Finals schedule MONDAY MARCH 15 1982 8:00 am to 10:00 am All classes taught Daily and MWF from 7:45 am to 8:35 am 10:00 am to 12:00 pm All classes taught Daily and MWF from 1:00 pm to 1:50 pm 1:00 to 3:00 pm pm All classes taught Daily and MWF from 3:00 pm to 3:50 pm TUESDAY MARCH 16 1982 8:00 am to 10:00 am All classes taught Daily and MWF from 8:45 am to 9:35 am 10:00 am to 12:00 pm All classes taught Daily and MWF from 10:45 am to 11:35 am Dear Editor The Feb 19th issue of the Eagle Newspaper prompted this response Appropriately it is a disgusted response to a few very disgusting articles First I would like to assure all readers that there is a great degree of optimism for the future among students sophomore contrary to Todd’s not -- so - popular - belief I would like to know however if only the people that matter need to go to Vegas or California why do so many of us see Mr Gorishek on a small junior college campus in of all places Price? I am also curious as to what classes one must take at college to learn some of those vulgar adjectives (such as Satan’s ad- dress) used in his Biblical column: Language 101? It’s too bad to see someone so intelligent have an “Eat Drink and be Merry” attitude You see Todd Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out I am also sorry (actually not) to inform Mr (if I may address him as such) Hansen that his “informative” article did not “benefit readers who tend to shy away ” from these affairs His obvious comparison with the LDS sponsored 'Young Adults Night’ in reality doesn’t compare The fun generated at an LDS sponsored activity also lasts through the next morning And of course they do pray to a different God (And a Leaky staff Dear Editor Your last paper had a All classes taught first for me It was the Daily and MWF from first time I have seen a 2:00 pm to 2:50 pm Letter to the Editor and a WEDNESDAY MARCH reply to that letter in the 171982 same issue You have a 8:00 am to 10:00 am leak in your staff that All classes taught rivals the leak in the Daily and MWF from Main Building men’s 9:45 am to 10:35 am room 10:00 am to 12:00 pm Lee Johnson Classes which will not fit this schedule 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm Editor'i Dote: It to not id Classes which will not bcmuim practice to five the cr group chance to fit schedule or which may tadhrldulwhen a negative letter mpend conflict for students who to the editor to received 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm may have tests at 10:00 am on this day 2 hour classes Tests in held Tuesday and Thursday may be given m the last class day before finals The Eagle aaea thto policy because It to published every third Friday and the ttncllaess at a letter to the editor response would be lost la the three week lapse much more warm ana compassionate one at that) is My only question “How can anyone label such an activity1 described by Mr Hansen as “ADULT?” And the last but most certainly the least researched article: Mr Chavez’s article about Snack Bar portraits Did he bother to find out why President Randolph hung the picture there? Does he know anything at all besides the name and title of the individual? No! Because if he did he would have also mentioned that Heber J Grant was a great promoter of human rights He was also the greatest promoter of health this state has ever known He also directed the organization of the McCune School of Music He was councilman in Salt Lake City and the state capitol is where it is today because of him How could you possibly compare a man of this caliber to the Ayatullah Mickey Mouse or Dr J? Maybe if you want a I picture of Khomeini in the Snack Bar I also suggest an enlargement of Richard Chavez be hung in the men's room Maybe you could stop negative making remarks about religion while using a State' newspaper (if the State would own up to such a publication) Maybe if we had a newspaper naming contest instead? How about “The Beagle?” Leif Nelson — I did enjoy Lisa (PJS Gines’ Opinion Column It was witty and very entertaining) Belushi vigil By Richard Chavez late night early morning vigil was held A for the late great actor-comedi- an John Belushi on Monday March 8 by CEU students Eight stout Belushi lovers convened on the CEU campus with candles in hand giving praise and thanks for all the times Belushi made them laugh The vigil was held in a typical! Belushi manner (Belushi fans know what that means) ' A well known FFA tic was refined a hat was sacrificed and hot wax (Hi hands all symbolizing deep was poured feelings for Belushi On Tuesday March 9 (Continued m Page I) j |