Show Price Utah COLLEGE OF EASTERN UTAH Page Two Friday January 14 If44 Jordan’s Shorts by Don Jordan Welcome back (after the too short Christmas vacation) to Price God’ little ache It was quite an eventful vacation for both Bekbfire and myself Speaking of low grade pofcit average which brings to mind the draft Onlb News Delta Pd Omega Delta Pld wishes to announce THE GLASS MENAGERIE Co be presented February 15 16 17 starring Jackie Nielson RayLene Cbrgiat Jeff Miller and Don Jordan The dub also has plans to attend the University of Utah's play Mary Mary their production Young Republicans Hie Young Republicans held their first in a series Of dinner meetings last week with Alien Beck as speaker These meetings are scheduled for (he first Tuesday of each month PI The Golden Eagles battle for the basketball in last Friday's game In Darkest Schizophrenia -- CHI The freshman members of the sorority are giving the senior members a party tonight at the Union Building They plan to eat dinner and then try their luck at bowling by Pat Ortega into the whirling labyrinth of morality become saturated with religion by screaming fanto your knees by the cies: nearest sewer — be baptized Hallelujah! ’Hallelujah! Salvation !!! meet vrith death in the sweaty stinking jungles of Vietnam to dance the minuet over the bodies of the fallen Shake hands with absolute reality as you stand to greet the thundering Four Horseman of the Apocalypse give your soul to rdiglon your brain to pessimism and your body to the government Standup Sit down Roll over Fetch!! Incremate the darkness God is Love Free the intel Thank Iiove is sex lect Sex is God and you exist (One potato two potato three potato four Angeled beatnik breaking down the door) Repent! Blessed are the meek SalRich are the poor vation to the ignorant for everyone Propaganda! America ad Infinitum Stem the inetandcstine flow of babbling thought and fly back into light whore vespered rfutd-ow- s wear halos and the future waits like a malevolent coHossus for the crippled new year where death is king and life Is a burlesque where the shadow of the thnt Ijovc! IJve? Love Hum- bomb enfolds the world where bug!! Close your eyes and leap where where Schizofrcna two sets of friends — I hive Phenomenon mysterious! One set thinks me much too gay The other much too serious! — Ellis O Jones Jmrncy with me to the edge of night to feci the iced caresses of the decaying day and hail the ad vanring tide of individual ofascur where illusions manifest ity themselves as caricatures of read Ity: cold silent mocking — like psychotic drunks menacing cocked guns and reality becomes abstract and bizarre dancing and melting away in a kaleidoscopic panorama of violence: with mug gings bombings highway deaths rapes riots matricides patricides suicides all endless and drenched in blood shimmering just within the scope of reason like a modern Shakespearean Macbeth without a plot that is clothed In darkness and surrounded with an aura of impending corrosion — os cancerous and malignant as the communistic boogey man lusting for the seduction of the world You're lost! I’m lost! The world's lost! TeH the fat down dressed in red to shove Who's disillusioned sardonic uncertain? Who’s told to love Ms neighbor — then given a gun to shoot him Love this Love Gamma o-ri-al ABC Club ABC Club Is planning to present a special assembly this quarter They tentatively plan to sponsor an IBM dance for the student body The dub has been encouraged to be the main enthusiasts at the basketball games Lambda Delta Sigma Wednesday night Lambda Del- is a sneaky way to get in this joke: A sign on a coffee house door “Draft Beer Not Students” Aitf always remember the reason the Roman Bnpire fell was because the Uons ate up all the prophets Gary Tomsic after listening to Dan IMabbutt speak very highly of himself inserted that some of us here at CEU are truely 'Golden Egos!’ Ftom the 'Words to live By Dept:1 “A dime wasted is just on ice cream cone in the sand" I see they painted CEU on Gibby AGAIN!! About the only comeback we as tetn-age- n have to the unruly adult mob is “When you you get to be as young as I am ” Mike Kepniss and Steve Dougherty figured out why the basketball team lost lari Friday according to the guys it was because the floor was so wobbly Alex Shhaos trills me that RayLene Gorgiat is so dhy she blind folds her rubber duck when she takes a bath Speaking of ducks wtats this I hear about (he CEU Eagle? From what I heard he’s about a mover Don’t forget the production of Bye Bye Birdie coming up I should like to encourage aU of you to try out you need not have any experience and a production of that sort is always fun Dm Young asked Olivia Trujillo how she raised strawberries and Olivia said “With a spoon’’ Did you ever notice that the Wonder Bread general office in in Rye New York? Wouldn't it be funny if the Ford motor company was in Edsel Michigan? Enough So for my dosing remarks remember “The trench mouth you get may be Dennis Sakac’s” which COMING UP January 15 Movie Series “The Birds” January 17 ta Sigma presented their opening Chautauqua Series 'The Lands and People of the Soviet Union" social for winter quarter The theme was “High Society Satire” January II Campus Branch MIA The dress for the occasion was men for tuxedos the and long January 19 fomuls for the ladies Students Lambda Delta Sigma Pledge Evening from the Price East Seminary 21 January in cars of the helped parking Basketball Game at Mesa Colchecking of coots announcing lege and serving A banquet and dancDebate ing were the main activities Utah Next week on the 19th the pledge ceremony for winter quarter wUI be held Those who wish to pledge should keep this date in mind Check at the Institute for other activities coming up soon Editor Young Democrats Ass'? Meet at University of Staff Editor Columnists The Young Democrats of CEU would like to commend the Young Reporters Republicans for their recent membership drive They are glad the Photographer two party system has finally come Advisor to CEU — Kitty Horsley Steve Dougherty Don' Jordan Pat Ortega Jane Spencer Don Jordan Tom Jensen Dean Walton |