| Show Face Four A Cynic’s Soliloquy othy Ilusscy lows animals particularly bears In fact her very favorite song is one she learned in Sunday school all about “Gladly" bear the cross-eye- d ANTS IN THE PANTS Bob “Deacon” Wald personally has nothing against ants but he sure is tired of having their zest for work work work thrown up to him “If they work so hard” Bub wonders “how come they’re at every picnic I go to?” A SNAKE IN THE GRASS And the way Alary Helen sees it if she had to choose between a snake and bedbugs she'd take the snake A snake crawls on its own belly at least Bedbugs ain’t -- AND NOW FOR SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS It is the Cynic’s belief that we human animals do not give to our lesser fellows the consideration that we should All of the Lord's little creatures arc our close comWe play with them panions work with them eat with them sleep with them (there goes the Cynic’s Christmas holiday spent explaining to indignant hausfraus that cockroaches and bedbugs were not to be included in this contention) so why not dedicate this last column of the year to them? THE BEAR FACTS It’s an obvious fact that Dor- - all-fir- so ed particular THIS IS NO BULL According to 'scuttlebutt Fred Halverson has a guilty conscience about bulls It seems he hit one accidentally once with car and killed it Fred won't talk much about’ it so ail the Cynic could dig up was this: The first thing Fred saw was the bull come flying out of the alfalfa and the next thing he saw was the alfalfa come flying out of the bull NO PEEKING NOW On one of the biology trips a trilling blonde found a tunny looking bug and asked Wes I arson what kind of a bug it was “That's a lady bug” Lars informed her “My you’ve got good eyesight!" exclaimed the sweet young thing -- FREE AND FLEET STRUM A Crnitincrnf k H” Easy to Play! Loads of Fun! Coast to coast on the air waves en- tertainers nave turned to the ukulele— popular now from Holly- wood to Broadway Get In on the fun! IMay or strum the accompaniment Tie Uermemy ilkakk lUeUrstti Others le $20X0 Get yours today! Be playing tomorrow! Select here from a wide variety of models at theseextremcly low prices Your Hit Parade On Records and Sheet Music 1 Mr Fandnian I Need You Now This Ole House Teach Me Tonight G Fapa Loves Mambo 7 Count Your Blessings 8 Hold My Hand 9 Let Me Go Lover 10 Hey Thrre Naughty Lady of Shady Lane 12 Shake Rattle and Roll 13 Mambo Italiano 14 Hearts of Stone 15 Miiskrat Ramble 16 Make Yourself Comfortable 17 Whither Thou Gnest 18 It'ii a Woman's World 19 White Christmas 20 HaJJI Daba MUSIC DEPARTMENT Lincoln Luke Mgr 11 Prite Trading Carbon Ave Store miuus THROUGH FLEA Chuck Krankcr hasn't had much to do with any kind of crawly thing since he took in a show featuring educated fleas and wound up taking the leading lady home A FROG IN IIIS THROAT Oh yes and I had better warn you all that Bob Thomas is pretty peeved with those people who are blabbing it around that they smell liquor upon his breath “I eat frog legs" Bob explains "and that's just the hops they smell” A CIIEESY TALE Between Corky Wall's little woman and the mice fighting it nut all night long Corky isn't getting enough rest She keeps yelling “I hear a mouse squeaking I hear a mouse squeaking!” So maybe she wants Corky to oil ’em the melody 2 3 4 Friday December 17 1954 THE CARBONICLK About the Campus with Nila and Ncdd A wiiule month of Winter Quarter has gone by and already the teachers are springing tests At an exam given in the chemistry building this week there were so many ponies floating around that EMMA’S Beauty Salon An-dri- ni ni ' two-doll- ar nt tric excuse-sign- er Please bring ftedd McArthur a (Oops we mean a half- pick-u- p ton car) Mr Alorgan needs a new attendance book Ilis old ope is worn out Please make the school bus come at 8:30 Instead of 8:15 so that Alcrleno and Shirlenc Montoya won’t miss it every morning Jimmy Scarcclli wants a new Olsmobile his old one fell apart recently ' Kenny Tryon just wants his name in the paper All Joyce Smith wants is to herd sheep With Nick Please make “Rabbit” Johnson Sweetheart Queen since he didn’t get most-preferr- ed And in closing we ask one more please give Gcno Ori a bigger gas tank so that Richard Ghirardclli can stop those pool games thing: all-nig- ht by the band led the students in various yells and songs to instill some pep for the games Wednes-ria- v and Friday See Paramount's Kayelossal Komedy “Knock on Wood" Wednesday the studentbody enjoyed a pep assembly in which the basketball players of both the high school and college teams were introduced The cheerleaders and songleaders accompanied nesday Christmas is comin' Aliss Aagc-se- n has really got ye oldc Yulctidc spirit She plays the part of ole’ St Nick every day when she d goodies to passes out the kiddies who come begging Noticed that a few of the Peppers have attempted to start the sox We're fad of the knee-lengfor it but we understand that ninny of the boys aren't with us Heard a comment to the effect That the gals wearing them were ashamed of their legs Hull? In closing here's a tip for the holiday season directed to the trench coat bags “Keep cool this home-cooke- Starring DANNY KAYE and MIA ZETTERLING Sun - Mon - Tues at the ESQUIRE IN DRAGERTON Christmas Is Near th Choose a Gift from Our Large Assortment of JANTZEN AND CATALINA SWEATERS SAMSONITE LUGGAGE or the Best in SHOES — STOCKINGS AND LINGERIE The Toggery LV IIELFER The Best of Christmas Greetings from Doc BLEACHING G Here are a few things we would like to have for Christmas: j Mr' Merrill would likd a' new supply of smelling salts for his physiology classes Allan Jacob wants a new hearing aid in exchange for one so that he can his fifty-ccthe all big words Laura pick up Rhinehart throws around Please bring Dr Jones an elec- Pep Rally Held Wednesday Specializes in HAIR-TINTIN- Dear Santa- - For all of you who may have the tpuch of the gossip in you we have compiled here ono of the most interesting bits of news possible to find the list of the school stedics Those who arc classed as A- -l in this file arc: Sharon Bianco and John Fordcrbcr JoAnn Alatich and Duane Baird JoAnn Alesscnger and Kenny World Alar-ily- n Ilatsis and Frank Kraync Carol Beronscn and Eugene Diane Gardner and Jerry Gibson Janet Casey and Jan Larsen Carollyn Hamilton and Dave Miller Kay Shiner and Jim Kulow Shirleo Rowley and Jim Alorgan Juanita Karrick and Frank Aloran Jolene Aloran and Wendell Catlin Carolyn Anderson and Charles Kranker Chrystal Zamantakis and Frank Blackham Gay Jenkins and Joe Tidwell Darlene Denison and Dick Judd Artis Davis and Chick Burnham JoAnn Plaga and Terry Downs Dorinc Dugmorc and Reed Powell Ernalec Flaim and Kenneth Nelson Tat Ferca and Roy Painter Connie Fernandez and and Gary Frazcn Nancy Ilam-moand Bob Pccharich Carolyn Berensen and Allen Black Colleen Preston and Robert Allred Ruby I'rujillo and Toby Lopez Cecelia Alartinez and Gene Alartincz Helen Vallejos and Gilbert Garcia Bonnie and Gary Kutkas Clinton PowAnderson and Lynn ell Alarilyn Reese and Franklin Sheets Shirlenc Gardner and Tony Welch Alargie AlcCormick and Jerry Allred Ncida Fillmore and Larry Jensen Loretta Rcavely and David Larsen Darlene Wall and Bob Olsen Yvonne Korgcnta and Roger Richards the whole room smelled like a barnyard Yule!” What goes up must come down and lately it’s been coming down in droves First the snow started falling then the window shades dropped on Air Alorgan Topping it off Neil Alagann’s glass eye fell out when Cob Johnson hit the floor at the basketball game Wed- - - llene and All of the Gang PERMANENTS HAIR-STYLI- HAIR-SHAPiN- at the NG G Co Fhone 33 t Steadies as of Now Fhone 492 — Price MfiBky Way Shoppe |
