Show Mr Cox Operates Problem Center Mr David R Cox new head of the College Counseling service invites all students with problems particularly problems of vocation or adjustment to see him in the counseling office The women with personal difficulties should of course sec Mrs Bess Jones All other students with problems should go to Mr Cox and his staff A Cynics Carbonicle About the Campus Soliloquy From Here To Obscurity : End of second week of school Like it? Think you've found a home? Well alrighty but just don’t start homesteading Now's the time to move man move! Now's the time to start grabbing everything Carbon has to offer It’s the one time in life when “grabbing'' is purely ethical (Put down the office safe Albo we’re speaking of spiritual not material things!) Casting aside all cynicism horsing around and everything else save dead seriousness that “grabbing” deal is good advice for all of us Once we grab it friend it's ours no plan to keep up no finance company riding in the back scat It’s the greatest! Our Vines Have Tender Grapes: High treason or not this cynic goes for the juniors’ tries big! I like ’em I like 'em! What say we cultivate these kids? Remem- five-year-cre- dit Price Steam Laundry Cleaner Clothes Without Worry Work or Trouble JANTZENS SBoysick’s Men's Store IN PRICE 1954 This week the “column” is devoting its space to introducing to our new students some of the people and places they should become acquainted with A welcome sight for the lost juniors and bewildered college girls is Mrs Bess Jones Mrs Jones is willing to help anyone in need and her help is greatly appreciated David Cox although new this year has a decidedly friendly smile Mr Cox has a room in the counseling office and like Mrs Jones he’s awaiting the chance to help us Dr Aaron E Jones the friendly man with the helping hand has made Carbon one of the outstanding schools in the state With the capable leadership he has given us we have overstepped all barriers and wc are ever continuing onward Have you ever heard anyone mention the "Infirmary”? Just in case you don't know about it if you get sick during the day sec “Stubby” and she'll see that you’re put to bed Sorry boys this doesn’t apply to you They get you home as quickly as possible And last but not least wc have Mr Merrill lie’s hard on grades gives hard tests packs a mighty wallop but all in all he's one swell guy to know By the way laugh at his jokes Don’t ask us We’re just warning you why That’s all for now but here's hoping wc helped you some The Mesa Mavericks will invade the golden Eagles’ nest tomorrow night at 8 o’clock Coach Mullins’ Eagle chargers are primed and ready to meet the Grand Junction aggregation ber what tlie battleground boys in Korea had to say about "combat greenies” "Take care of the guy with clean socks he may be at the SPUDNUT SHOP my replacement” Did You Hear The One About ?: The intelligent hen Ken Pierce has down on his farm who took one look at a scrambled egg and Screamed “Oh my poor crazy mixed-u- p kid!” Mother love is CARBONICLE CORRECTS ERROR The Carbonicle wishes to in 17 MESA MAVERICKS INVADE EAGLES’ NEST With Gayle PRICE 16 Colors Friday Sept cor- rect an error in the roster of club presidents printed last week Mary Helen Bunnell and not Lynne Mills is the president of the Eag-lett- e Club Iynno is the vice president IPcniiiey’s Always First Quality L & A Drug HELPER Revlon — Tussy Max Factor SUNNIE STUDIO Experts at Glamour Photography PRICE BESSO’S SHOES Sales — Repairs IN PRICE ALL WORK GUARANTEED Master Tailors and Cleaners Ph 597 Price Meet Mr Spudnut IN PRICE KELLER’S SERVICE 179 W Alain ATLAS Tires and Batteries Phone 1406 GET MORE FOR WHAT YOU PAYI Save at Mode O' Dayl MODE ’0 DAY FROCK SHOP Hosiery Ungerie Dresses PRICE |