Show precautionary measure mrs dewed a bride of six weel and bo lorg will ou be awai dearest 7 dewed about ten davs mrs new ed well I 1 think learn to cool a ou are absent a good ilea anda tale the do over ani leae him with one of the reiel bor the place that woman who just passed must be very methodical remarked hicks I 1 heird her say there s a place for everything oh ed wicks she was ably talking about hash that s mrs St arvera who keeps aur boarch g ho ise catholic standard and times TIE T IE KNEW kitty certainly has a trim i atle figure I 1 wonder what her waist meas e Is the length of my arm i alsot a violet case what would you do it I 1 were to dieb asked mrs henpeck who was under the doctor s care it would almost drive me crazy answered the other fraction of the combine would you marry she asked oh no he replied I 1 don t duink I 1 boull he as crazy as that must work harder than aver so I 1 hear auve taken a farm fit teen miles from the city when do ou retire from business who said anything about retiring from business 9 it stands to reason you cant farm and attend to business here at the same time who s going to support the farm it I 1 quit business 7 the old fah boned sp t mr weston qu te a quaint old ho tel this mis boston ah very you should see the kitchen they don t use ovens at all tor their meats but roast before the fire on a er that Is toj savi on an expectoration catho lie standard and times information wanted mv dear said rounder the other as he was about to downtown my club now no w has all the comforts of a home Indi feed exclaimed mrs rounder and when is our acme to have all the comforts of a cluba an important personage caller well the nerve of that merchant what caller dian didn t you hear that nip of a boy referring to bill 9 merchant sh that s our office boy so long as I 1 can pretend I 1 dian didn t hear him it s all right out of cons derat on for the mule why don t you try to drive that mule without profanity 9 it do any good answered the canal boatman it ain t fair to the mule to ask it to start in at ts time life to learn a whole lot of polite synonyms afterman i why aie you so quiet this even ing deara she asked are you thinking about how we became en gage last nighta yes he answered with a deep sigh you see im perfect sober to night fate of a jewel wife I 1 discharged the cook to day husband why I 1 thought you said not long ago that she was a perfect jewel wife yes but jewels you know are more ornamental than useful marvelous mich mi ch ne richly congratulate me old chap I 1 have the finest touring car in town harker for richly no for no se my machine makes as much noise as a road roller As exola ned stringer I 1 once knew a man who baan t a friend on earth nibbles is it poss blea stringer es he was a baseball umpire and rendered a decision against the home team alen or never miss should a girl allow her fiance to kiss her before they are married 9 mrs fedderly Wed derly V e 1 it he wants him to kiss her it all se hould for H s W fe you ve gone and got married I 1 un der stand yas suh replied mose an I 1 jes bin a conjuring con jurin how I 1 gwine git a beetle money so kin git barted in business that sounds ell how much do you teeda oh jes anuff ter buy a washtub and some irons femin ne log great guns exclaimed the ab sent minded man I 1 just stud the lighted end of this cigar in my mouth how fortunate you were in dis covering it at once dear rejoined his g od afe you 11 have proof to show me ex claimed the young man I 1 don t be 1 eve you know anything about mar liage oh chov ou fast enough re torte 1 the other as ie d ig into b s pod et and iced a slip of paper tl ere s a receipt for alimony I 1 have j paid of course there was no gainsaying such of experience as this the hero s plea brave auth exclaimed the fath of the girl wl been rescued from a watery giace giave how can I 1 repay yo i how can I 1 show you my cratit dea oh if aou only will please let me off replied the yo ing man let ou off what do you meana dont upon the usual con sequence I 1 m engaged to another gri its merit how nonsensical it was for them to say was nothing original about 0 o r book said miss cainne you perce hed its merit thena said the oung man with sad eyes and inky fingers indeed the cover design was one of the most original I 1 ever saw the proper distance A girl said miss prim should always teach a man his distance yes replied miss koy but th right sort of man would know his d s tance I 1 have no patience with the fellow who stands off about three feet and then leans way over to kiss ou as it you were a hot potato an important personage caller ell the nerve of tha dian didn t you hear that snip of a boy referring to you as bill 9 merchant sh that s our office boy so long as I 1 can pretend I 1 dian didn t hear him its all right it all depends I 1 was introduced to an eng lish nobleman the other day and in shaking hands he offered me three fingers well three fingers isn t so bad if it happens to be from the right bottle those fool sh quest ons yes said the man I 1 lead a calm and peaceful life are you married 7 asked the worn an pardon me rejoined the man but ou hear what I 1 just saida poor paoa miss Near site that a new bonnet on your miss wise V ell I 1 really think it on papa alkali ike I 1 was a tool thoughtlessness to kill buz esaw bill aizen pete alkali ike he belonged to the sa me lodge that I 1 do and now I 1 u got to pay a five dollar assessment leap year troubles mayme jack Is to let me know in ten days if he accepts my proposal edyth isn t the suspense terrible maame I 1 should say so why I 1 ont krow whether to break off other engagements or not method n H s madness I 1 wish I 1 were a rumor said the man who was financially embarrassed because queried his friend because a rumor oon gains cur rency was the reply at it aga n ah me sighed the girl who gasn wasn t as young as she used to be I 1 wish I 1 could see 20 again huh rejoined the other girl in the dia ogue QU ought to be satis fled with seeing double trivial husband in doing your shopping my dear why dont you get all the th firsta wife oh othow om how they seem so unimportant detroit free press natural inquiry biggs smith tells me he lost his job in the shoe factory last week elgas what did he do in a shoe factory 9 biggs he was a laster diggs then why dian didn t he lasta fam ly affair jaci dayboy I 1 m going to kiss you miss buddies don t you dare call mamma jack dayboy oh never mind I 1 kissed her in the hall as I 1 came in one man s wisdom Bub berton why did you ask sio pay to lend you 5 just nowa you have a hundred in your pocket diserly just a 1 atle scheme of mine he thinks I 1 m broke and won t ask me for a loan seea cont agent ind gnat on aren t you angry because your bus band bets on the I 1 don t 1 now yet answered young mrs I 1 haven t heard whether he won to dav or not |