Show did well to conceal identity A short sighted sportsman wa asked one morning by a fellow journer in a small hotel on the shores of loch carron in scotland what sport he had had just seen a seal he said shot at it three times and missed it each time at dinner an hour later he sat net to a man with a bandage round his head acci denta he inquired accident was the indignant response attempted murder you mean I 1 was having a bath about an hour ago when some lunatic fired at me three times from the shore and shot part of my ear off wonder who it could have been murmured the sportsman and changed the conversation |