Show sweet little imp the other day at a rural railway station a colored mother who was waiting for her child exclaimed as the youngster was handed to her from the train bawd bless his honey sweetness aint he de blackest sweetest little satan dat ever you did see atlanta constitution miss carrye moore she calls him her intended are they engaged miss cutting hintz no but she intends to marry him emot on at the matinee lots of people cried said the sen ti mental boarder at the dining table discussing the matinee with her next chair neighbor why there was one young girl that sat in the next row to me that cried halt the time humph said the grouchy man from his seat further down the table at a matinee I 1 went to the other day there was a baby right in the next seat to me that cried all the time he was flourishing I 1 hear that jemkins Is getting along fine in tho city said I 1 suppose he Is maybe but I 1 never thought he would commented ariy his father told me that he was flourishing though yes he Is he Is teaching pen manship judge that after taste how did you cure your husband of the club habith oh I 1 made a practice the morning after of giving him ham and greasy tried potatoes with a liberal ling of rancid butter tor breakfast it deemed to make him very regretful about something or other in its favor there s something to be said in avor of even hades asserted the flat building tenant who get the beeam pressure necessary for his corn tort why the janitor service must be good meet them daily there s an old man at our house who can remember when hogs ran loose la the streets of chicago said the star boarder so can I 1 replied the woman who had been jostled by a man running for a car and they do yet chicago aels the supreme test mrs Gram mercy what makes you think that your husband is such a brave mana mrs park whenever there Is any thing wrong with the dinner instead of putting the blame on me he talks to the cook judge narrow escape bullington Dul lington a would be novelist ve just finished a new novel criticos Cri it you have a little spare time show you the proofs criticos Cri oh never mind about the proofs old man take your word tor it pass semblance of refinement maid arshall I 1 tell him you are I 1 made a mistake and told him you were in miss angelina no its no longer the fashion to be ailing I 1 suppose have to go down cleveland leader A good brand I 1 want some matches said the little girl who had been sent to the corner grocery by her mother what kind asked the clerk why the kind that are made in heaven I 1 gues was the reply how it was sent up you said you would send the coal up within twenty four hours corn the irate householder we did replied the coal dealer we sent it up another dollar a ton perfect on practice makes perfect you know said the young woman who was play ing scales on the piano yes answered her father who does not love music perfect misery washington star was the pudding bad german daughter of the house this pudding I 1 made myself how do you like ita american guest my dear miss ou were born to better can t trust him carrie oh it s all very well for you to talk but I 1 know he a deceitful thing bessie why carrie how can you say such a carrie did you ever bear him say anything against the weather I 1 know you dian didn t you can t trust euch a man as that SET HER CAP FOR HIM it worried him that land said the city nephew is valued at a front toot Thunder atlon exclaimed the old farmer hastily moving back on to the sidewalk an I 1 stood on it most five minutes do vou reckon they 11 charge me renta after this he Is silent mr gunner now that Is what I 1 call an affectionate woman every time rounder comes home mrs roun der hisses him in the mrs gunner take a nap she Is smelling his breath one last resort miss armstrong who has the ball six times with the various clubs and which of tho sticks ain I 1 to use nowa weary caddie gle it a bit knock wi the bag punch A joyous game what Is a revolution 9 asked the teacher A revolution replied the wise scholar is a south american same A chance for him would you scream it I 1 alsed you I 1 have to be very cardui if voice wife now don t take that glass of whisky you know it will show on ou and husband snappily lly what one glass I 1 suppose you think one glass would make look like a beast wife well yes one looking glass would willing to conductor all aboard please get aboard quickly the train la about to start young lady but I 1 wish to kiss my sister good by conductor get aboard get aboard I 1 II 11 attend to that for you yale record fellow feeling actor at the door on what ground are you asking free admission have you a bill board applicant no but I 1 have a bill actor much affected pass in brother philadelphia bulletin our nice servants madame had just engaged a new cook we take our early breakfast she said at 8 clock very well madame replied the cook it I 1 don t come down just on time please don t wait for preparing for the future they were discussing a member ot gotham s fashionable set she has a great deal of foresight some one remarked oh ves indeed why she acquired a residence in south dakota before she was even married what he would do it you was a millionaire said plodding pete would you found a library I 1 am surprised at yer cabness replied meandering mike 1 would not found a library I 1 would find a brewery explained why aren t there more marriages ise the modern woman likes to be independent tor a little while and by the time she has ceased to like to be independent it Is too late tor her to get a husband old enough to know better she how old would ou say I 1 was he urn well I 1 should say you were old enough to know better than to think I 1 would answer a question like that jester must get rich first but said the englishman every poor boy has a chance to be president in your country has he nota oh yes a poor boy has but a poor man baan t just a hint what music most appeals to you he asked A wedding march she replied blushing WHAT A BLOW miss antique I 1 can trace my descent for the last hundred miss Caus tique so long as that you surprise me yon don t dooh looh lay over sixty nothing lasting of course in the theatrical probes slon its immaterial how frequently lovers quarrel why soa because they make up every night and twice on matinee days had been collecting tace boy git in the loft yonder comes a man with a shotgun editor blank cartridges there aint money enough in this town to buy buckshot atlanta constitution only too willing what grumbled mr de a marble tombstone tor your pet doga huh III wager you provide as much tor me oh yes replied his young wife demurely I 1 d be glad to pertinent inquiry percy ive been to a dozen differ eat places trying to get some blank cartridges jack what do you want them tora agwu to blow your brains out not a part of Us first citizen what do you of the panama canal scheme second citizen we will have the satisfaction of knowing that south america has been separated from this continent dutte inter mountain A poor dreamer he a so very wealthy now it bard to believe he was every anything else was he really poor once poor why at one time he used to write poetry philadelphia ledger modern woman s club we shall neglect nothing shouted the president of the free woman club how about husbands babies and dishes asked the reporter rei orter oh they re nothing bound to fetch him anxious mother what do corf think 1 the best remedy to get my boy oat of bed doctora doctor why a snowstorm min tickets or pair of ice skates |