| Show rr WIT AND WISDOM A man with no conscience finds it dead easy people seldom reform until they are too poor to do anything else the real estate manTi sure that he acquires the real estate the financier is the fellow who wants to gather in all the finance here the broker is the fellow who takes good care that the other fellow Is broke r some people are so anxious to take all they can get that they even get religion people who are always lauding the tha good old times swear if the telephone won t work never tell a woman that you like to hear her talk unless bour 5 our life is heavily injured inured accidents will happen people who are always regretting the good old times are thrown into a panic if the telegraph wires are down people who are always condemning modern lassitude feel like killing the fellow who tells them that the elevator ain aln t running A omin never thinks any girl good enough for her son and will not leave a girl a shred of reputation who makes googoo goo goo ees at mammas dar ling people who are always lamenting the passage of the good old time times would use some very bad language if they still had to lumber along in an old stage coach kate thyson marr |
