| Show A gentle hint mrs bright my daughter tells me that you have become quite an adept in palmistry young squeezed yes I 1 have stud fed led it for some time mrs bright well I 1 have had a plaster impression taken ot of line a hand and if you wish to study it you can do so at your leisure it will save you the trouble of a per conal ronal examination you know A useful hint mrs Minni smith oh bertram to P day the baby said goo goo um bah ball oah boo mr Minni smith I 1 im m awfully flad glad to hear that mrs Minni smith how proud we can feel mr Minni smith yes and it will make a good yell tor for our factory a football team proper definitions papa what Is unswerving cansis tency unswerving consistency my son Is another name for to our par ty but when it Is the other side s unswerving consistency then my child it is pig pigheaded headed and malignant obstinacy precise we have operators lere l ere if it yon you wish them to send a message for you said the manager of the telephone office or we have booths it if you wish to telephone yourself no I 1 don t want to telephone my self said the lady I 1 want to telephone a friend of mine HIS IDEA 1 v r miss clara do you think its wicked for me to play the piano on sun day mr crusty yes and week days day too foot note needed mr Bac klotz asked me said the reporter to the suburban chronicle to put in this notice the engage ment Is announced of miss bridget 0 al lahan to mr Bac klotz nonsense exclaimed the editor mr ba Bac e klotz Is already married you don dont t understand he wants everybody to know that he has en a cook miss 0 callahan Is it A good suggestion the preacher had apparently almost reached his peroration but he had apparently patently ly almost reached it before and the congregation was suspicious what can I 1 say morea he asked in impassioned tones amen answered a man in a back seat an act of charity mrs Hen peque so you did an act of charity today to day to commemorate the tenth anniversary of our wed ding mr Hen peque yes one of my clerks wanted a rise of salary so that he could get married and I 1 refused mm in his choice jury lawyer brief I 1 see that case of yours Is on jury drawn yet lawyer skinner yes and its a splendid one lawyer brief above the average in intelligence eha lawyer skinner no way below it the neat housewife mrs I 1 see that our new neighbor has bought a handsome um brella stand for her hall mr simpkins and now she makes her bus band come into the house through the kitchen and leave his umbrella on the sink his mean retort yon you married me tor for my money she exclaimed angrily As tor for him he refused to lose his temper you must have been looking at yourself in the glass was all he said from boston perhaps don t you think she has a very distinguished alra I 1 es said the sad 1001 ing young man judging from the chill she produces I 1 should call it a liquid air not a faculty she have you noticed that tha t I 1 have a faculty of falling in love he faculty 9 no yale record understand V willie say mother when dey itys mys de do pacific cable how will do d rua cable ible cars on de ocean hu hua going her one better cora the idea ideal jack t get me if he wanted me lena he coulon couldn ni t get me even it if he didn dian t want me what did he mean hewitt I 1 promised my wife id meet her in heaven jewett its mean to fool a woman what happens church what Is the result when aman a man s temperature goes up as high as it possibly cana can gotham why he gets hotheaded pointer the beggar had a notice up deal deaf and dumb and the passing philanthropist stopped in front of h him binl I 1 id d like to give this in man an something he said to his companion but how am I 1 to know that he Is deat deaf and dumb R read e a d the he t n notice 0 t 1 c e sir w whispered fir bu the b beggar e g ga r cau cautiously t 1 0 u s ly C chums m in the ring not that time snorted the 1st banteringly as he dodged a ter rifle left hook for the jaw you doat dont know met me I 1 must confess replied his opponent politely that although y your 0 ur n name a m e Is fa familiar m 1 11 a r your face escapes e 3 me f tor 0 r t the he m moment 0 m e n t when the trouble started let loot us talk this over calmly as between man and man said the fellow who wanted to make up it Is a good deal of a concession for me to make began the other but at this point actual hostilities developed the finishing touch miss dorothy she tries to make herself look just like a man collar jacket hat stride everything mr bilkins idiot miss dorothy yes I 1 forgot to men tion that and the imitation Is really perfect delicately put she was describing an exciting incident I 1 completely lost my head she he said if you are as careless of yourself as that he returned perhaps you would be willing to spare your band hand AS YOU LOOK AT IT 1 IZ eq sunday school teacher wing do do you call beating on that horrible tom in torn tom musheg wing lee hah hahl you heathen lakee ragtime it Is a solemn comparisons thing said the young man when a woman trusts ft a man with her affections it aint ain t as solemn said the man with the pink necktie as when she won t trust him with his own wages no kids wanted tenant of apartment house to janitor quick send for a doctor at once my wife janitor not on your life no children allowed in this house first chappie chapple surely I 1 wonder now chollie how the donkey ever camo came to be used as the er emblem of stupidity second chappie chapple with a yawn don t know I 1 in sure deah boy must have been before our day quiet tip politician there goes a man you should know he carries the state of illinois in his pocket candidate who is he het politician A map peddler 4 V 1 il F aa |
