Show Page 12 — The Herald Journal Logan Utah Monday April 1996 1 ONE BIG HAPPY I MISTER LIKE DON'T THE COMIC BOOKS YOU HAVE IN THIS STORE THftEAKNT ENOUGH RMY COMICS1 THETRE MOSTLY 5GWY STONES M1HBI6 HURDS YEAaWELU Daily Telegraph’s obituaries examine wry side of death GUESS IT ALL DEFENDS ON WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM ABOUT THESE MUSCLE PEOPLE DOMG NASTY THINGS ID EACH OTHER LONDON (AP) — In life Maj Donald Neville-Willin- g found his dentures a liability in romance: “I'm unlikely to be successful if the moon is bright” In death The Daily Telegraph’s obituary remembered CATHY v LAST SPRING UMS THE “RETURN TO RlfflENlKR ? LITTLE UTILE 6UW0UR" IMPECCABLE REFINED SUITE) PUMPS AND BASS WES WELL MD THE FAMILW INVITE TEA? JO' ROYAL US ID HIM DID HIE RE- CEIVE ANY BOX SEATS TO WIMBLEDON? NOT M MIEWNG A PUSHUP AND GIRDLE GET US AMY CLOSER TO LUNCHEON ABOARD THE PRIVATE YACHT Of A MO- NEUROSURGEON BRA V7 THEREFORE WERE BACK TO DRESS UKE SLOUCHES -- IF WERE MINS TO BE UNAPPRE- Mfir CIATED NE MIGHT AS ? ing that Christianity was dental anxieties his colorful but entirely unreliable stories and his belief that World War II was “the best Ncville-Willing- ’s that Allegro’s books “gave mushrooms a bad name” During his time as editor of the Daily Telegraph’s obituary page Hugh Massingberd played up the odd and the entertaining and created one of the most consistently readable pages in the paper “Foes and friends of the subject should be able to derive pleasure from it" said Massingberd whose favorites recently were collected in a book 'The Daily Telegraph Book of COMFY BEETLE BAILEY GIT K7WN BEETLE AHP I'LL TELL Nerea de Clifford author of “What British Cats Think About Television” who had concluded: “Most cats show an interest of some kind though it is often of hostility” Lawrence Isherwood who painted celebrities as he imagined them in the nude The obit recorded Lt Col AD Wintle's opinion — “What I like about Isherwood’s paintings is that there is no doubt about which way they hang” — and reminded readers that Wintle was “cel- Obituaries” Ybli WHATfS WROMS WITH YOU! “Reading over them again I don't think there is any malice there There was mischief in some cases but not malice" Massingberd said in an inter- view “I think you want more ebrated for debagging his solicitor” (removing his lawyer's pants) Felix Hope-Nichols- whose household once included “a certain Miss Huntley a former governess to the Spanish royal family who had a mania for mending household linen” peo- ple to say ‘Gosh what a remarkable life’ and give them a laugh along the way” Subtitled “A Celebration of Eccentric Lives" the book HAGAR THE HORRIBLE Peter Langan the erratic restaurateur: “Often he would Names in the news Devotees pay tribute to Selena CORPUS CHRlStl Texas (AP) — On the first anniversary of Selena’s death the chain-lin- k fence surrounding her home was dotted with flowers and signs “Selena — You will never be forgotten You’re always in our hearts” one read The house has become a tourist attraction for fans of the slain Tcjano singer who was shot to death March 31 1993 by her former fan club president Wc saved our jp7ih£1iK!fll?or PEANUTS 6RAMPA WENT TO THE AQUARIUM YE5TEIW rzr this” said Sandra DeLeon of Lubbock who made the trek with her sister and their three children The house was one stop on a pilgrimage for devotees visiting here this weekend Many also spent the night at the Days Inn rismotel where the ing star was killed “We love her we miss her” said Mcncha Amador of Phoenix MOTHER GOOSE AND GRIMM Ariz “We do have her music RELUCTANT 0GREEN GIANT DECIDES TO PEAS A CHANCE GIVE her honor MB Now MoM DoN'T RttKWT e eu U t ICTffNGCWE WRON- BuT SOME GUTS ON THE BASE YOU BAU HAM IPST A BET WiTH SOME GNTS ON THE SOCCER WURHEAD’ SHE DIDN'T HOW CUTE BAUISHC SHAVED WERE G- 60 NuW DUCE TORT off SALT BALD WiG AND GET READY FoR DWNOt Bruin anoj a 3 33-pic- ce “Homeward Bound II: TV with Minnelli singing from “Gently” her new album and Moore doing jazz and classical REAL LIFE ADVENTURES standards mixed with boozy banter Together they will perform “Seinfeld" NBC 2 “Friends” NBC 3 “Home Improvement” ABC 4 “2020" ABC 3 “Caroline in the City” NBC Christopher Cross’ “Arthur’s Theme' CLOSE TO HOME Nugent sings campfire songs? BILLINGS Mont (AP) — Ted Nugent singing campfire songs? The tunes are part of the entertainment the rocker has planned when he speaks April 13 at a fund raising banquet for the Montana chapter of Safari Club International ‘Jfrc got sojWgiPVQg musical pieces literally' from fhc Nugent family campfire” he said “The song ‘Fred Bear’ ‘My Bow and Arrow’ some stirring campfire music” Nugent an avid outdoorsman will also include a healthy dose of his efforts to support hunting “Every day 1 promote hunting Second Amendment gun rights family and wildlife conservation" Nugent said Me” “Nobody Knows” The Tony Rich Project (Laface) Decision” 1 Night Live” 2 Press Lost in San Francisco” Disney 4 “Up Gose and Personal” Disney 3 “Down Periscope” 20th Century Fox 14-da- te velous stories We’re not going to see their like again” SINGLES “The Birdcage” MGM 2 “Executive Warner Bros said to the old warriors of World War 11 “They arc mar- “Because You Loved Celine Dion (330 Music) FILMS NEW YORK (AP) — Dudley Moore and Liza Minnelli are getting together to raise a glass in honor of the ISth anniversary of their film “Arthur” The stars of the 1981 comedy about a love affair between a soused millionaire and a working-class woman will kick off a 12- - to tour this summer backed by a orchestra They will perform separately Massingberd said his term as editor from 1986 to 1994 was a time “just a lucky time when so many legends of the century were dying” That applies especially he 1 i 1 ism or his prisoner-of-wa- r experiences to the poetry of Ebenezer Elliott” hcad-to-hea- the comedy program “MAD Moore Minnelli ions (he was homosexually inclined) with interminable but inspired monologues — often in Esperanto — on subjects ranging from the history of social- d TV” which competes with NBC’s “Saturday ht By The Associated regale the young boys who were his most frequent compan- JtA LOS ANGELES (AP) — Roseanne ’s “Saturday Night Special” is gunning for something new in TV sketch comedy: a lot less guy humor The actress is executive proSaturducer of her new Jate-nigshow which will day premiere April 13 on Fox She will serve as emcee of the first episode and make occasional guest appearances “J have multiple personalities disorder and it really comes in handy for this kind of thing” she said “Wc want to have something colurn less new and more lege fraternity humor guy humor — a lot less guy humor” she told KTTV-T- V during a recent interview from the set Fox executives say they plan to alternate Roscanne’s show with In cities across the state radio heroes aristocrats and other worthies But it also made for Len Chadwick outdoor columnist for the Oldham Evening Chronicle with an obituary which might leave readers regretful or relieved that they never met him: “A classic autodidact as he strode along Chadwick would 7 Roseanne going for less guy humor joy" honor ‘Arthur’ FOXTROT - and that is great She left something for all of us That is our stations played Selena’s music and testimonials from fans and there were candlelight vigils in a hallucinogenic mushroom cult indeed that Moses David and Jesus were fungi The obituary recalled a reviewer's opinion thing that ever happened to English homosexuals” NEUBE pass out amid the cutlery before doing any damage but occasionally he would cruise menacingly beneath the tables biting unwary customers’ ankles” Admittedly most of the obituaries in the Daily Telegraph record the passing of military blends the worthy the shameful and the sublimely ridiculous sometimes in a single obituary: John Allegro “the Liberace of biblical scholarship” whose promising career as a scholar of the Dead Sea Scrolls degenerated into a series of books claim- ' (Gold) 3 “Siltin' Up In My Room” Brandy (Arista) (Gold) 4 “Not Gon’ Cry” Mary J Blige (Babyfacc) 3 “One Sweet Day" Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men (Columbia) (Platinum) ALBUMS 1 "Jagged Little Pill” Morissette (Maverick-Reprise- Ala-ni- s ) (Platinum) 2 “All Eycz On Me" 2Pac (Death 3 “The Score" Fugccs (Rufihousc) 4 “Daydream” Mariah Carey (Columbia) (Platinum) 3 ‘“Waiting to Exhale’ e) Soundtrack” (Arista) Win at bridge North Gunnar Anulf bid what he By PhRtip Aktef Although this is April Fools Day today's deal really happened as described It occurred during the 1933 world championship match between the United States and Sweden However in the spirit of the day please read this report w ith a sense of humor East was Johnny Crawford He started the auction with a bizarre psych Normally if you psych you do it on a two- - or three-car- d major suit in the hope of stealing the opponents’ suit And there is little sense in psychirg one dub because it takes up no bidding space Lillichook South Nils-Oljoined in by osercalling in his ef prey worried about you untl wa mocNne dKCwrtd Ihtf the power on the was set woy loo NgPi and we bod oefuaffy gotten an Image of o cocri rack In Ihe room behind you” "We waro X-r- You cat foot some of the people tome the time but you can never fool i dog of strong three-car- d Not guessing heart suit was happen- w hat ing West Howard Schenkcn made a normal response And expected his partner to make Surprisingly the contract wasn't doubled Six hearts should always fail Despite losing their way several times on this deal (he United States won the match comfortably C 199G Nawapapar Enterprise Assa but Schenkcn found the worst start for the defense when he led the club ace Declarer ruffed in the dummy played a heart to his ace and sneaked the club jack past West so dummy's diamond king disappeared Next came the heart jack to dummy's queen and a low spade to South's queen with Crawford correctly discarding Now led the spade 10 and let Schenkcn win the trick with his jack After this brilliant play Lillichook was home He ruffed Narth tAKIlit tqimn K West J East — I I 7 VI7I 1 All A K 4 JllS! a 1 1 i I Lil-lieho- West's club-kin- g Q Q Q exit in the dummy ruffed a low spade with his heart king returned to dummy with a diamond niff drew Giw-ford- 's last trump and ran the established spades for 12 tricks IS AKJ J Vulnerable: 7 $ 7 North-Sout- h Dealer East Sant Weal Narth East in! 1 I AS Opening lead la! pas A t ip“ -- Mh |