| Show 0 F TIM IM he had a ben en there ere A widnes man vi ting liverpool was being shown around by a citizen who said now let lets s go and see the widows home the widnes man put his finger to the side of his nose and winked and then said no thanks I 1 saw a widow home once and she sued me for breach ol 01 P promise romise and proved it on me it cost me a matter of no sir send the widows home in a cab london tit bits A desperate debtor yes said the business man I 1 have given up trying to collect that little bill f om bilking bilkins you see he is a pretty big fellow and he used to throw my collectors out then why wily didn dian t you employ a woman collector 9 he couldn coulden t do that to a woman that s what I 1 thought so I 1 got one and sent her round but she never came bach back why neta he ile married her what was the question tady T ad sixpence for just one oue word yes fair you can put p ut yes t e even everl times more it if you like lady no no that would look too eager they knew cyrus hiram yes old lrus cyrus kale went to the town paper and advertised for a cook laundress seamstress wood cut ter barnyard attendant soap maker silas stop how in tn much space did all them advertisements take up hiram aas as only one adver ti old cy advertised in the personal column for a wife human nature your brother doesn doean t seem to be as a much interested in your progress as a he used to be no and I 1 cant can t understand it he used to congratulate me every time I 1 got a raise in salary ah ali I 1 see it I 1 lour our last raise must have made your salary bigger than hi scheme that failed my dear said henpeck as he laid down the evening paper do you think I 1 ra too old to tale tal e up the study ol 01 astronomy 9 john replied the other halt half of the combination I 1 think you are an old fool it if you imagine that will wil I 1 serve as an excuse for remaining out all night just like a man tess so their engagement is broken off jess yes they qu reeled and she was in the wrong tess and she t admit itt it jess no that was the whole trou brou ble she did admit it and after that he simply became unbearable the absent M professor AV I 1 l cirp finkk Z I 1 don t know what it Is but DUE 1 I 1 can feel something cold down my back that means a cold in my head tomorrow to sure what interested her why maude he said I 1 thought you told me you sat up till nearly morning reading this magazine yes I 1 did she answered but none of the pages are cu cut t P you don t have to cut the pages to read about the corsets and baby food correctly D 0 1 I noticed that Fethe used vinegar instead of maple drip on his cakes at breakfast and didn dian t seem to notice the dif difference ferene at all baggsby I 1 wonder who the poor pooi girl can be baltimore aberli an |
