Show Pulled Off Santas Santa's Mask It It was a stalwart Irish woman aggrieved aggrieved aggrieved ag ag- grieved and aggressive that recently entered the office of of a man of law Inthe in inthe inthe the Reaper block in quest of redress He got the the fright fright of his life me little little lit lit- tle boy oy did she said You see sir I Iwas Iwas Iwas was just him through the store when we kem kern across one of them fool Santy Clauses in red with red with witha a a. big white whit beard an the innocent child hes last fall- fall child he's hes only two years asked me to lift him up til hed he'd see seeS S Santy nty I lifted him he grabbed the white whiskers and pulled an an whiskers an false face an an all came off an the poor child saw the theman's theman's theman's mans man's own face as cross an ugly as the divil he shad had a regular fit Now ow I think thim store people should have made their fool stick on their false faces and whiskers tight and with tacks or glue or something something something some some- thing so as not to be Innocent innocent innocent Inno inno- cent into convulsions an I think I ought to get damages The lawyer pondered for a few mo mo- ments I think maam ma'am he said Its a case of damnum absque injuria Injuria- what I them sir emphatIcally emphatically emphatically em em- d declared the visitor yes and I said a great deal worse than I that to them Chicago Inter Ocean |