Show The Herald Journal Logan Utah Sunday September 20 1987-- 29 Those with vacation photos lack compassion mercy travels and what you had seen Not anymore When our kids day witched in ia- met us at the airport we said cinition 11 a XT 1 Erma Bombeck “We had a terrific time We got a picture of a panda bear who black widow —1 At Wits End did the fox trot a sunset over ipidercarefully wove her web of Hong Kong Life magazine death Patiently would kill for and a shot of your she awaited her victim father She realized should have that a fly eating an eel on a who fought to get out of the people who return from vacacracker" trap! And then the horror of tion with 700 slides have no There was a time when they'd what he had done hit him compassion or mercv for the have said "Boy are you lucky I have seen that look of terminally stupid! She should Maybe well aee all of that one desperation on a human face on have quit while ahe was asking and bingo we'd drag one occasion That was when I if I had a good flight or how was day" to a darkened room and them returned from vacation and a the weather but no she had to they were ours They have friend asked me "Did you take ask if I had taken any pictures learned to choose their words It served her right any pictures?" carefully "Got your claim After she said it that helpless checks for the luggage?" look came over her face as she Trapping an audience to show Slides have become the ulrealized she had fallen into the your vacation slides is tough ultimate trap the quintessen- these days People are getting timate weapon You could tial web from which there was smarter and smarter It used to empty the Superdome in 13 no return be they were curious about your aeconda with 700 slides You On PBS other the 11 v Cvl could clear every major dark room and showing them freeway in Los Angeles at rush hour with 700 slides You could "scare straight" every in America lust teenager by threatening to set up the projector for the Smoky Mountains vacation where everyone is dressed in the same clothes for slides because you took all the pictures on the last day Locking people into a small 300 pictures of the Grand Canyon taken through the windshield of a moving car with the wrong speed film at out-of-foc- I looked at my friend as she fought to remain calm in her tripped predicament "So when can you come to see the slides?" 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Sal effective Sept 17 tfcre 23 8:00 at om-8:0- 0 pm will pm fur a luncheon at the home of Margaret Sadler 184 Suidac Drive Following the luncheon 'a regular meeting will be held The lesson will be given by Dorothy Hislop 1 Notions Packaged Thread Seam Tape Ribbon terfacing Eliza R Snow Camp will meet Monday at 2 pm at the home of Eva Beraaton 177 S 400 West Dorothy Ewer will ive the lesson and Jody Wadsworth a history Cohostesses are Eva Beraston Flora Nelson Edna Jorgensen and Edna Wyatt Camp members should bring 8 for 1987-8- 8 dues Lace Trim Batting Quilting Frames Limited to Stock on Hand Cynthia Benson Camp will meet Monday at 1 pm in the Hyrum Civic Center The lesson will be given by Erma Furness the history by Elaine Adama are Ruth Miller Lula McBride and Arlene Garner In- and ' PffflflRM McCalls Simplicity Butterick and Vogue Limited to Stock on Hand No Rain Checks Summit Camp will meet Monday at 3rd7th LDS Ward building at 1:30 pm Lesson will be given by Ruth Springs and history by Lynn Gabrish Everyone is invited Lusannah pedal orders will meet Monday the home of Violet O Scott 98 E 200 South in Millville The lesson will be given by Afton P Hulse and fT history will be given by' Margene N Stringham Layaways Holds or Transfers NO LIMIT Wilford Woodruff Camp will meet Monday at 2 pm In the home of Bessie Lemon 735 N 200 East J Arbon Christensen will the program present i The Jubilee Year (80th anniversary) of the Henry Ballard Monday at 1:30 Camp will begin ‘ ! 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