Show When His Head Swelled As Illustrative of the exhilarating ef of effects of liquor Alderman Hammond Odell tells the story of ot a a switchman who took a drink and felt teli that he ha ought to be section boss He took another an an- other and said I ought to be a division divi Eion sion superintendent H He took two or three more and felt that he ought tobe to tobe I be general manager of the railroad Then he took two or three or-three three more and and thought he should be president of the road In a few minutes es the fast Cast express was approaching The switchman raised aloft his red lamp and brought the train came cameto to a standstill What is the trouble inquired the conductor The switchman slowly pulled out his watch and said You are two minutes lat late Dont Don't let th this this happen S' S happen again j i |