| Show The new directory provides only r twenty one twenty Damms for Chicago's 2 2 t people A New York man has haS' been fined 1 for tor assailing a Mrs Shakespeare Prof Triggs should note this x t In order to attract any attention now the Balkan war cloud will vill have to assume a rotary motion r j Judging from the description the tle canal strip will never attain much y F popularity as a summer resort I J While While Mr Burbank is pr producing his corn he he- might try his hand handl I l at evolving evolving a ja less corn jui juice e. e A cradle operated d by electricity has lias been invented The mother touches 1 the button and the the baby does the rest 4 L A A woman has no no difficulty in running run run- f r nf ning g an automo automobile ile As soon as people people peo peo- pIe see see her coming they flee for th their ir lives 11 v 5 It It- may be true as a fashion journal v says that the hoopskirt is making t slow progress but it it is is' cutting a aV at t V- V wide Ide swath t Prof Mathews says that diet is the i secret of life We We w always have suspected suspected suspected sus- sus tHat eating had something to todo tio do with l living Some men seem e to to think that they have accomplished all aU that that is s required of them when they have have made some i good resolutions Philadelphia should persist i t- t tin in in it its effort ef ef- I ef-I Sort ort to Q o become respectable It win wilt find the experience agreeable as soon soon as it gets used to it I r The D Department Part t of f Agriculture has officially assassinated the cabbage snake but the corn snake continues to lurk within the bottle Harvard feels that such proficiency as the Yale oarsmen show is only a proof that their terms in coll college ge gei i i A have been sadly misspent 0 A cadet cadet at Annapolis has succeeded r. r in stretching himself two inches Usually Usually Us- Us nally it is the father of the young f man who is subjected to the elonga- elonga tion d New York has had to rope oft off a se sec sea section A tion of Broad street in a ring to keep curb brokers prop properly corralled 7 Now all they need is gloves and a ai r re referee i Artfully t-aking t taking t ad-t advantage antage of the prevailing prevailing pre- pre excitement Mr Rockefeller r t slips Blips ten millions into into- the general educational edu edu- fund and makes maltes his getaway In safety i j. j George Lindsay of Brooklyn h has S refused refused refused re- re i. i fused to obey the cou courts court's ts t's order to kiss 1 Mrs Lindsay once a day Mrs Lindsay Lind say ay i is pretty prett etty and lives at Dresden Dresden Dres Dres- den street 3 l Lord Curzon proposes to to- resign the i position of viceroy of pf India If he does he will be the only husband of an American wife known to to- voluntarily turn loose a fat office Coreas Corea's emperor declares that the United States is his country's best friend nd Maybe maybe but Japan with a jiu jiu-jitsu jiu jitsu grip on Coreas Corea's neck insists that she is the country's best chum Army w warms wc have made their appearance appearance appearance ap ap- in parts of Pennsylvania This visitation however will be over x i. i In a few weeks while Gov Pennypacker Pennypacker pennypacker Penny- Penny packer will hang on for a year and a half yet fIC i i t |
