Show The dressmakers declare the ilie sylphlike sylph sylph- like figure must go The pad is the we fad r Selecting a bank president is as much of ot a lottery a selecting a wife these days One of the new fads is to get wet With people who cant can't help getting I wet It is no fad After wearing in public mens men's attire in Hamlet Sarah Bernhardt now comes out and says Bays it is ridiculous In New York J i I. I is found that the couple about to commit matrimony tal takes es little interest in the gas ques ques- tion Maxim Gorky Is the tramp author author au au- author thor of Russia but his bank account would reflect credit on any Weary Willie The statement that North Carolina has bas raised a surplus of strawberries strawberries ne ries is not believed by anybody up nis way School authorities authorities authorities' of ot Huron S. S D D. want to secure some un unmarriageable marriage marriage- marriageable able girls as teachers There are no such girls Earl Grey has presented a canary to the Montreal jail to teach the Inmates inmates In in- mates to be be be- cheerful in imprisonment imprisonment imprison imprison- ment perhaps If you ou want to live long learn to love work says an English professor who probably never had to hunt for fora a job in his life All a women asks Is to be loved says the latest poet who has swept the lyre But that was written after atter Easter had passed Overworked w woman woman man will have a holiday holiday hol hol- iday by and by Some genius has has- invented a darning machine that even evena a mere man can work A fool with a pistol in his pocket pocket and whisky in his insides can can cause more trouble in five minutes than generations can outlive The most Christian act recorded this i spring pring is that of the man who actually actually actually ac ac- believed his friends friend's tale of a seven seven seven-p seven pound pound und brook trout The Klondike's output of gold for this year is estimated at a mere drop in the bucket that Mr Rockefeller would never miss Boston is quoted as favori favoring g the revival of the hoopskirt That quaint old New England town is and always has been inordinately fond of at spec spec- Harry Lehr says his lawyers have advised him not to talk If tf they really desire to to do d a g good od turn for Harr Harry they should also advise him to quit acting 1 Young swells at an eastern university university sity sUy have been ordered to give up their bulldogs Sympathy for dumb animals is growing in this cou country try all the time Somebody has started a a. report to to the effect that the automobile is servIng serving serving ing to spread brown tall moths This has the appearance appearance of at downright maliciousness SA j S A Louisville e man It is said not long ago drank thirty-five thirty bottles of beer in four hours The primary is is on n Louisville Tb The s e second secondary conda cond- cond a ary H is on on beer 6 1 i. i 51 4 J |