Show STAhLE By LARRY STAHLE Taking a tranquil tranquilizer zer may not relax you but It will make you enjoy being tense The Ladies Ladies' Guild for the Mormon Miracle had a whole host of ot interesting e experiences as they were pressed into imo the of official official official of- of duties of program saleswomen saleswomen saleswomen sales sales- women and pageant hostesses Mrs Carol Braithwaite the president of ot the Guild shared a few of ot these experiences with me One little boy of eight was lost and Don Olsen paraded him on his tall shoulders up and down the aisles but no one claimed him until 1130 pm p.m. The grandparents thought he was on the other end of the bench by his parents across eight kids and the parents thought he was on the other end Another 11 year old knew his home but not where he lived He just knew his car had suitcases on the top and his family was moving from California to some place else The sheriff helped on that one A lady came Into the Information information information mation center and asked the hostess for a pair of ot pinchers She scoured the whole area and finally borrowed a pair from the electricians The hostess Continued on page three STAhLE Continued from page one then offered further help help but but when she discovered the lady wanted them to pull pullout out a crochet hook which had gone completely through her hand she repossessed repossessed repossessed repos repos- the and summoned summon summon- ed Wally Buchanan who took herup her herup herup up to Dr Davidsons Davidson's office inthe inthe in inthe the ambulance One energetic member of the cast who was portraying a Lam Lam- anite was really full of enthus enthus- He fought with unusual ferocity as he b backed his Ne- Ne opponent Into a tree waving waving waving ing his tomahawk all through the vigil His opponent was really his best friend who could not quite understand the hostility hostility hos hos- and asked Well Kilim and Kims Kim's enthusiasm suddenly suddenly suddenly sud sud- denly went limp He realized he wasn't really a rampaging Indian The night it rained so hard one me cast member was really worried He was overheard to say For a while I thought all the were going to fulfill a promise and become a white and delightsome people overnight You see that makeup makeup make make- up Is really allergic to water A lovely Samoan family was wasa a bit Impatient having arrived at 5 pm p.m. to get a seat They offered to put on an entertainment entertainment entertainment entertain entertain- ment for the crowd before the pageant started Pageant officials officials told them sorry but that could not be done They did accept accept ac accept ac- ac an offer to come down later in the year with all their gear and costumes and put on ona ona ona a raising fund-raising program for the pageant The ladies ladies' guild of officers officers officers of- of this offer oHer One of the big headaches of the ladies ladies' guild in their assignment as assignment assignment as- as was the lost and found department They have literally tons of unclaimed items resting in the back room of Elliotts Elliott's Pharmacy in Manti Carol has compiled quite a unique list of found items Of course there are the usual number number number num num- ber of ot umbrellas coats Jackets jackets jackets Jack jack- ets sweaters hats glasses pillows Jewelry wallets and purses There is a number of items on the list that seem a bit unusual To name a few One leather glove one toothbrush toothbrush toothbrush tooth tooth- brush in a case one brown stocking one can of hair hairspray spray three crochet hooks one mystery mystery mystery mys mys- tery story two lipsticks four single ear rings one cuddly dog stuffed animal two heels from ladies ladles shoes three pair of childrens children's underpants and two cowboy hats Two of the most unusual Items on the list are one live dog and andone andone andone one of R. R Clair Andersons Anderson's little hats The list goes on and on Mrs Braithwaite appreciates the efforts of everyone connected connected connected con con- with her department at atthe atthe atthe the pageant She feels that each and every everyone one did an outstanding ing Job Two Sanpete grandparents were discussing the younger generation The grandpa asked What is wrong with the younger generation The main thing I think soothed Grandma is that too many of us dont don't belong to it itt any more One of my paper company salesmen told me a good story this week about the Mormon Miracle Pageant He said that a group of tourists tourists tourists tour tour- from the eastern sector of the United States were driving driving driving ing around with a little time Ume to kill They noticed the heavy flow of traffic headed south and de decided decided decided de- de that there must be some outstanding event going on so Joined In with the throng of automobiles As luck would have it they sat behind two of my salesmen's salesmen's salesmen's sales sales- mens men's neighbors The visitors from the East marveled at the pageant and all of Its beauty At the closing of the yearly pageant they all agreed that It must have been a very expensive expensive expensive sive undertaking building that structure the temple for a backdrop for the pageant A somewhat belligerent business executive had some publicity photographs taken at ata a portrait studio Forgetting not dealing with witha that he was a subordinate he be complained bitterly about the quality of the pictures and wound up his tirade with and furthermore furthermore furthermore fur fur- they dont don't do me Justice Listen usten said the photographer photographer photographer photo photo- grapher you dont don't need jus- jus Jus tice Uce You need mercy |