Show ' I ‘ ! t J i barbs bmp Hope's 80th birthday A major show busi- ness milestone— Bob 80th Hope's birthday— will be celebrated with much fanfare gala special In a or- of the hair is directly proportionate to what the barber is charging at the The length Little rules of life: If they're cutting the company's profit melon all you’re likely to get is splashed When you're SO there's nothing you cant do after 40 that's all you want to do TILLERS -- MAINLINE SPRAYERS -- DOBBINS APPLE JUICE PRESSES WEED BADGER FOR iginating from the Kennedy Center in Washington DC NBC airs the festivities on day May 23 Mon- HiAH cllj(ORCHARDS) SNIDER ENTERPRISES 801-785-34- 64 WEIGHT WATCHERS! 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL ILL HELP Y barbs ' BEAT THE BINGES The trouble with luper sales is that scarely anyone can find a use for a super can eat your way through a bag of potato chips in no time and devour more than a slice of should put blueberry pie-y- ou down your fork and walk over to If you To those who say life has no more surprises: Try coming home sloshed with your spouse waiting up for you unbeknownst Missile toe Is a congressional affliction caused by stumbling over armaments agreements ®(Mt5pnaai0 Social security is enjoyed by the party who can always get boi seats for friends at the baUgame assure you'll stick to your diet is to ask for a table where you can see the One of the beat ways to Weight Watchers Dieting alone can't help you beat your bad eating habits But the Weight Watchers program can In weekly meetings you’ll learn how to control your crav- FREE 11 ings ESTIMATES AVAILABLE lunch checks being totted-u- p What this country needs is a generic charge card with very lowf More Tile Selection person who believes the packer won’t put the eggs at the bottom of the bag Plontyof Accessories An optimist is a with canned goods in it People who make Jokes are apt to find Oat the listener is all too wining to deliver the punch linos Sure sign of spring: The bargain air fares are beginning to melt away A born salesman is any kid who can convince his patents that a report card “F" stands for "fantastic" Some interminable days all's well that ends e and avoid binges overcome overeating You'll learn new and proper eating habits that can become as natural to you as breatNng Yxi'Hfind out how to lose pounds and keep them off once and tor aH So instead of taking another bite take the plunge Call Weight Watchers and help yourself to a better figure Do-It-Yours- elf Instruction AND maintain your attendance through the summer and starting September 12th you may attend WEIGHT WATCHERS for the 1963 weekly meeting fee of only 8200 a savings of 50 on our current rate 19U WATCHER£ JOIN WEIGHT once and all Lose Prices weight Two WEIGHT WATCHERS Inc 692 North 600 West Logon 752-438- 2 Open 8-- 6 Monday thru Saturday WEIGHT WATCHERS now tor what it coat 20 yean ago in 1963 juat sseo for your lit weak combined registration and weekly mealing fee — a aavings of 1 1000 OFF the current 1983 rate THIS OFFER ENOS MAV 2S e Lower KADEK SUPPLY 20th Anniversary Special Join Mr for meetings weekly In Logan Logan Library 90 North 100 East 7:00 Tuesday 1 :00 Friday pm pm (801) 486-0- 1 27 owsitwwiiiiwiiiwuiwiweisssonwwiwvwyseswineisiiiwii The Herald JournalEntertainment Thursday May 19 1983—7 |