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Show Chops 90 Cents and No One to Claim Pig Now York. Patrolman Joe .Inhabit .In-habit propounded a problem for tho supreme court vheii he led an escltcd and suiienllng young lady pig Into the (Irecnpnlut police po-lice Million anil hooked her on a charge of vagrancy. "No visible means of support and therefore a vagrant," said .Inhabit, still pulling from a chase of half n mile, during which the prisoner nnro upet him by running run-ning between his legrf. "Willi pork chops at IK) rents a pound'" the desk sergeant expostulated, ex-postulated, "why tho lady's worth 15 nt least." "Not alive, she ain't worth It." .loo persisted. "Then kill her," the sergeant suggested. "Hut she ain't convicted of murder." The policeman tilted his cap and scratched his head. "All rlijlit." he said, "I'll waive ' the vagrancy charge." Mlf-s I'lg Is being held without hall till her owner comes. |