Show I Logan Utah Thursday June 21 1973 Won 9t Stay? Let New Barley Me Go With You ’ Variety WASHINGTON lUPI) gress is going out - Con- its way to avoid doing anything that might wigg "Well Mr President the unduly distract or embarrass President Nixon during the visit time has come for me to say of Soviet Communist Party goodbye and to thank you for a chief Ionid Brezhnev this most enjoyable visit which I week hope will bring lasting improveThe Watergate hearings have ments in the relations between been postponed in the Senate our two great countries" "What? Surely you're not and the House has delayed votes on two measures that leaving already?" "But of course Mr Presiwere shaping up as administradent As you know tion defeats my schedule N calls for my departure Paul Kep Additionally McCloskey put off a today" "Gee whiz Mr General speech he had scheduled to discuss presidential impeach- Secretary it seems like you ment just got here I feel as if we are That sort of thing is bound to just getting to know one make Brezhnev doubly wel- another" "1 share that sentiment Mr come at the White House So much so that when the time President My visit to your comes for the Soviet leader to great country has been all too of Protection Of Area Requested a SALT LAKE CITY "To protect highly scenic corridor along the Green River from developments that may impair the aesthetics” the Bureau of Land Management has proposed to withdraw approximately 5000 acres from ail forms of ap- "1 appreciate your asking me Mr President but alas I cannot avail myself of your longer" big rush? Haven't you been having a good time?" "Believe me Mr President I couldn't more have been beautifully entertained However I have an appointment to confer with President Pompidou in Paris tomorrow" "Tell you what Suppose I get Pompidou on the phone and say you've been detained We could explain that you've had an attack of gout or something I'm sure he would understand The French practically invent- "What's degrees including a doctorate from Harvard The holder of several Armour renowned fellowships in England and the humurous verse writer who will France Armour has taught at be the guest at the National tiie University of Texas NorthFederation of State Poetry western University Welis Societies convention on Friday College University of Freiburg July 6 The convention to be held on the University of Utah campus on July 4 through 7 hits invited Armour to conduct a workshop and lecture for one day of the four-da- y convention In addition to Armour several other poets have been invited to participate in the convention via than most other barley varieties This tendency for the beards to drop off is described by its name “Deawn" The Utah Agricultural Experiment Station and the Agricultural Research Service UJS Department of Agriculture have jointly released the 'Deawn' barley to farmers and seedsmen A limited quantity of seed was released to select growers to be increased this year as foundation stock A limited amount of the registered seed will be available to plant in the spring of 1974 for comAs with mercial production other grain varieties developed at the university the seed will be distributed through commercial seed dealers Rulon Alberchtsen Dr professor of plant science USU who has done much of the plant breeding work on this and other spring grains said the desirable qualities of Deawn are early maturity short stiff straw resistance to loose smut disease guest bedroom" hospitality any - SALT IAKE CITY "The day humor dies the world dies" is the philosophy of Richard new spring feed barley variety that tends to lose its beards as it reaches maturity The beards coming off easily contribute to the desirable quality of the barley being easier to thresh "Then why don't you stay on for another week or so? Pat would love to have you use the the ‘ Packed In Ice ld and Magazine" other publications all over the world Tickets to Armour's lecture are available from the UU Annex Room 1199 They are priced at $1 for general admission and 50 cents for students in advance sales Tickets at the door will be 5150 and University of Hawaii He was the dean of faculty at Scripps College and is currently Glacier a trustee of Claremont College While Armour is most noted in the area of humorous verse by the general public he is the author of several books One “It All Started With Freshman MOSCOW i UPI) A huge English" is being published this lake formed when a lectures and and is as described a glacier workshops year The program for July 4 will survival kit for students and blocked a river in the Pamir Mountains has broken through feature a scenic trip to Brigham teachers All of his books d'01 flooding the or' at a whether intended for the adult Young University picnic nver n Central Grove a and fireworks audience are Aspen juvenile Asia the Tass news agency display at Salt lake City's Dirks recognized as containing the said today Field vein of humor peculiar to ArThe flooding is in the Vanch After the convention sessions mour in the Tajikistan RepubValley on July 5 the members of the His most famous book "It All lic near the n convention will have the op- Started With Columbus" Is a border said Tass of inhabitants portunity to have a banquet in parody on three levels of the livestock their and valley the I Jon House and attend a American history It has sold 120 other rehearsal of the Mormon million hard cover copies and some proHTty were evacuated time ago Tabernacle Choir has been released in paperback The glacier eight miles long Armour's workshop and Many readers of the late and 1500 feet began moving in lecture and an awards banquet “Saturday Evening Post" will April and blocked a tributary of will fill the program schedule on remember Armour's name at the River A July 6 with a second awards the end of numerous verses He lake containing 20 million cubic banquet luncheon set for July 7 contributed to the famous yards of water formed behind Besides being the author of magazine for nearly four it and engineers were rushed humurous verse Armour is decades In addition the little in to build an earth dam to noted fur teaching in several verses with the pointed humor protect the water reservoir of colleges and Universities He is appeared in “New Yorker" the Vanch hydroelectric power the recipient of six honorary station 1$ On Loose va'y Suviet-Pakista- SOME PEOPLE may be able to fall asleep standing op or so they say but Cynthia Slrekrr is having none of that Waiting out with her mother a long long line for new auto license plates Cynthia of Kansas Citv Kan took the opportunity and the handiest place— the floor— (or a nap Brezhnev Will excellent threshability and yielding ability on irrigated land propriation entry or occupation Robert D Nielson BLM state equal or superior to most of the withUtah said the director for spring barley varieties widely drawal will be to protect the grown in Utah He said this development may natural beauty and outdoor recreation qualities from eventually have an indirect effect on local meat supplies “activities which could damage ed gout" since barley is one of the imotherwise make the or impair "Mr President what you are corridor unsuitable for general portant livestock feeds grown in proposing is quite impossible Utah public enjoyment" An official state visit cannot be The withdrawal would be for extended on the spur of the 4997 acres in Daggett County moment" from the Flaming Gorge "Not even if 1 say please?" SACRAMENTO Calif (UPI) national recreation area to the "Mr President I must ask — A boy is back Colorado state line The corridor you to give me back my on his feet today five days would vary from a quarter mile luggage" after being packed in ice for 24 to me mile in width Nielson "Pretty please with sugar on hours said it?" Steven Nakatani was placed The proposed withdrawal "Mr President you simply in blocks of ice as a treatment borders a section of the Green must stop blocking the door- for a coma and convulsions River which is under after he was found in a way" study for designation "Very well If you insist on backyard fish pond last week under the Wild and Scenip going how about if I go home by his mother Mrs Roy Rivers Act with you for a while?" 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