Show 12-T- hs Herald ieeraai Lsgaa Utah Wednesday Aogost n 1999 Archives Preserve Artifacts of Triumph Tragedy By MARY ELLEN never left the Jnited States according to RIDDLE NEA Staff Correspondent Steven Carson of the Public Information Branch of the National Archives ' After the Continental Congress adopted the Declaration on July 4 1778 it ordered that copies be printed immediately But the n copy which is on exhibit at the Archives was not made until August at which time it was signed l or the next several years traveled the Declaration with the Congress and was taken out regularly for new members to sign The Archives has received many letters from people who have found reproductions of the Declaration of Independence which appear to have been signed But as far as the historical record Is concerned the copy on exhibit at the Archives is the only one which bears authentic signatures The others ore early reproductions— of them are valuable The Declaration rests in a specially constructed case filled with helium and covered with a yellow glass to protect it from damaging WASHINGTON— (N E A)— "Dear President Nixon” the wrote with his pencil “my teacher says we sent the Declaration of Independence to George III We can see it it we goto Washington How come? t "PS You won’t answer this because you don't know either but I hope you do” John Melrose the schoolboy who asked the question never did find out if Richard Nixon knew how the United States got the Declaration of Independence back from His query King George like thousands of other questions about invaluable hiswas fortorical records warded to the National Archives third-grad- er stubby-leade- d Yenng a goeu — king of a colonial power— especially If he had King George’s reputation for lack at dignity—could be expected to have scowled mattered something about "uppity colonists”' and tossed such a document Into the aearest wastebasket Maybe that's why the anthers of the Declaration didn't send It to the king The Declaration id Inde- - SJ OF AMERICANS vUlt the National Archive every year to ace the at Independence CoiiUtutlra and Bin f Right Thejtacmneate DecUratin original are dlipUyed hi epedaDy constructed eaiei which protect then Don deterloratlea THOUSANDS Eva Fades And Heads Out Toward Ocean - MIAMI Tropical (UPI) storm Eve weakened and swirled toward open seas today rolling rough sens at the ' island of Bermuda At midnight EDT Eve was farted near latitude 211 north longitude 715 west or about 400 miles west of Bermuda The storm continued to bo poorly organised and packed of about SO miles an wind-batter- The National Hurricane Center said Eve Is northeastward about I on a course that tiwuld keep the storm wen to the north of the Atlantic iSUnd little change In intensity is expected this morning although some intensiflestion is possible later today Galnforce winds spanned an area 150 miles to the csst and about 50 miles to the west of the storm large hand-writte- ultraviolet rays Each night it is lowered with the origi nal copies of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights into a fireproof vault 20 feet below the flow In addition to the Declaration the Archives house the possessions ot the famous and the infamous The photograph albums of Eva Braun Adolf Hitler's mistress are housed there These albums which Eva's sister buried in the family garden alter Eva's death were dug up and used as evidence in the Nuremburg trials ly TOM belags who represeat the various planets Their headquarters is ou Venus “The leader of the govern- ment is the Master ofAetherius There are other leadIs one Buden too-Je- ius dha Is another We think these men are still alive and are helping to regulate the system our world is In “Anyway because the leaden are good they have outlawed man from letting foot on other planets They don't think man is deserving And unless man changes he is just not going to be allowed anywhere In space flesh-and-blo- TIEDE NEA Staff Correspondent DETROIT— (N E A)— Well man may have reached the moon but that’s as far at he’s going in space The rest of the planets are to earthlings Sure they are Just ask Edna Spencer who directs the local chapter off-limi-ts of the Aetherius Society a “worldwide metaphysical study group" She and her peers Insist that because mankind la basically evil as well as socially vulgar the that regulate the beings solar system have banned us from interplanetary traveL well let Edna And Spencer explain it: “This may stand funny to you but we (members of the Aetherius Society) believe that the solar system is being run by good decent u The gun which Lee Harvey Oswald used to kill John Kennedy and the windshield of the Kennedy car as well as the autopsy reports are retnra before thedetaliu7 stored in the Archives A - Under the tow interest is Genealogists come to the required to be charged on unpaid Archives to trace ancestry tax liabilities at the rate of 8 through eld records tele- percent per annum The interest vision documentary produis computed at that rate cers use photographs and charge from the due date of the return documents to validate their 15 until the tax is paid programs Directors search April Q Oa the tickets 1 bought to a the flies for authentic and sets for plays charity concert there wu a aote William Manchester set up listing the amout I could take an office In the Archives for a charitable eontribatioa while writing “The Death of Why wu this amout left thu a President By making his- the price of the ticket? torical material available to A - A tax deduction far a scholars and authors the charitable contribution may be National Archives Is con- taken only far the amount tat tributing to tomorrow's exceu of whit you normally UIWTJri would have to attend a But they’re still not too similar concertpaid The difference busy to answer questions for between what you paid far the little boys tickets and the amount (Nmfptr fnterprtM AmJ allowable charitable contribution reflects the value of the concert cos-tnm- u traveL” Fortunately Miss Spencer adds man does seem to be changing a wee bit She says that for yean (19 million to bo exact) the solar folks were so against man they vanced civilizations can live to be thousands of years old (“Jesus Christ is at least 2000 you know’’) Moreover the society feels that the most Important on earth is the of shape Rectangles i circles — they all off and receive energy so the argument goes and energy is a form iff immor- Aetherius telling King he was to alert earth of the solar government Since then King has been alerting but few have been alerted Edna Spencer is one of probably not more than converts g 1000 You may deduct tbs actual including depreciation or if you prefer a standard rate of 10 cents a mile far the first 15000 miles of business use and 7 expenu cento a mile thereafter Buskieu related parking fees and tolls may be deducted in addition to the standard mileage rate If year dd daughter Q - Our joh after ached but we etiB provide ever half her total rapport Since ehc is oar dependent should ihe tike a hu a part-tim- e withholding exemption for her job? herself A - Yotr daughter may claim for her own exemption withholding purposes even though she is your dependent She is also entitled to claim a exemption far herself when files her income tax return if Is required to file a return She must file a return to claim any refund of income tax u to to withheld Stato Hardware's i dues-psyin- King and Miss Spencer insist the society membership would-b- e except “folks are timid” They feel maiy people are sympathetic to the society bnt moot de not want to Join and risk public embarrassment larger “After 7 Yuan “One day soon maybe but I can't say exactly a leader from the solar system will make himself In Our New Location known here on earth We have already been Informed that this is to be The message we got from Venus was that ’he will stand tall among men and will have a shiny countenance’ “His magic of course will tality be great tad he’ll meet our Alia Aetheriaaa are leaders and great scientists that peeple from And they'll recognize him for other planets live here en what he is And then 1 hope earth from time te time and pray mankind will Anally understand — and alter they took like they only have to lean from all these years (all 19 millocal habito and language lion) we'll at least be alwhich tar master brains is lowed to go to the worlds” simple Main 30 South CrM Until) PURE LINSEED OIL la S 6oL Factory Sealed Com 2“ In RefM9GuL fid eoa-vine- ed an" explains “our quite bokL" To be sure Aetherius believes life exists on all other NOW Floated GRAPHITE Pabco 100 25 £ 3W Pure Unsoud Oil Basu HOUSE PAINT wouldn’t even allow him to the moon In fact aaucen wen kept then to guard intrusion against Then mercifully they lifted this mandate a few yean ago— perhaps as Miss Spencer feels because earthltes have shown at least some small Improvements In re- Regular 900 Gal earth NOW ALL cent yean WALLPAPER REDUCED Valuui to 795 ug beliefs Sala29Sl R Salo39SR 125SR com-mailqa- ei STUDENTS Q I have a sales job that requires me to ara my car several days a week Since my bus doesn’t pay me for the nse of my car caa 1 dedact these expenses so my tax retorn? A -- Hyon have to use your car on business then the cost' can be deducted However the costs of getting to and from your job are personal and not deductib- l- And uh Edna Spencer allegedly planets Flying saucers are day” The voice Master of real And individuals in ad- can tell the rest: waa that of the “You people are poor losers But man will have le de and do not deserve to lick the much mack better la the bowl of my rennet dessert but future if he wants to expand 1 am going to give you one his rocketry horixoas te Aetherius Society more chance which reportedly Here is the question: “The United States had come in the fern of fnm Venus nun People began stopping on tho 533500 troops in Vietnam road to watch the old man eat before President Nixon ordered must: 1 End nuclear experimenNs rennet dessert and pretty 25000 withdrawn How many tation awn all the people in the world did it have after the withdrawere gathered around the old wal?’’ 2 End war “We’ve got yon now” the man’s rocking chair 8 End monetary systems And when all the people in people said “The answer is 4 Live as decent humas the world were gathered around 507500” beings the old man's recking chair the “Wrong!” said the old man I Believe la solar governrid man put down his spoon and “As of tag 2 the troop figure ment waa 537000” said: "Remember this" a y AH the people in the world Aiks A Question note themselves on the Miss Spencer "If tho Master “People I am going to ask of Aetherius wanted to he you a question and if you foreheads except one unaU boy could force us to comply with on Asked did he why answer correctly I will do tricycle these points But that's not not himself smite the boy nice for When I something you the way he operates He is have finished rennet explained that he had been my against facing the solar bedessert I will let you Bek the studying “new math” in school liefs on mankind: he’d rather bowL Fere is the question: mankind accept this knowl“The war in Vietnam currentYou Kow Know edge freely and willingly ly is costing an estimated $30 And that's what the Aethebillion a year What would rius Society is for — to conBy United Pm latenatioual happen if the war ended?" vince man to accept this Ten years ago Aug 25 1959 “The government would have five Iraqi army officers and knowledge” an extra 530 billion to spend on four civilian! were publicly According to Miss Spencer new domestic programs” the executed The nine men were the Aetherius Society was Dcoole Mid accused of participating in the formed in 1954 when the “Wrong!" said the old man Mosul revolt of March 1959 and founder George King of Los “A recent itport by the Urban plotting against Premier Karim Angeles a devotee of Yoga Affairs Council shows that any “heard a physical voice one Kassem money saved by ending the war would be consumed by military and civilian programs already on the books" The people we my angry and stamped their bet so the old man said: “All right people I am going to give you another chance I invest in a portable typewriter will ask you another question By DICK WEST WASHINGTON (UPI) -- Cnee upon a time an old mini with a red beard wu sitting in a rocking chair by the roadside a big bowl of Values to 1J0SR Sale MANY WALL-TE- X To I AC “Kl SR PATTERNS Choose From In Stock Values to 419 Values to 5 JO sl8i2Bs ROTARY MOWER - 3HH P 22” Cut Easy Adjustable Cutting Height Reg 7995 Up to 35H more mileage than our best conventional tire AruUloiKAlel NOW! 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