Show STABLE STAhLE I By LARRY STAHLE A minister was called upon to substitute for the regular pastor who had failed to reach church because of a minor ac as ac The speaker began by explaining the meaning of a substitute If you break a window he said and then place a cardboard there instead In Instead Instead in- in stead of the windowpane that thatis is a substitute After the sermon sennon a woman who had listened intently shook hands with him enthusiastically ly and wishing to compliment nent I him exclaimed You were no substitute you were a real pane pan Asked what he be had learned at Sunday School the year ten-year- old began Well our teacher told us about when God sent Moses behind the enemy lines to rescue the Israelites from the Egyptians When they came to the Red Sea Moses called for the engineers tob to b build a pontoon bridge After they had all crossed they looked looked looked look look- ed back and saw the Egyptian tanks coming Quick as a flash Moses radioed headquarters on his talkie walkie-talkie to send forth bombers to blow up the bridge bridgend and nd saved the Israelites We received a note this week from Mrs Maria Haaser wha who took time out between bus rides to express her express gratitude for the Messenger She also called attention to the story contained in last weeks Messenger about Manfred Pol Pol- linger a student at Snow College College College Col Col- lege who lives at Frankfurt Germany She noted that his grandfather Prof waS was one of her teachers when she attended attended attended at at- tended school 50 years ago in Germany Mrs Haaser also offered her I congratulations to the Simmons i and families on the arrival of the twin boys to Stan and and- Christa rece recently I t U s SJ Si I Ino noS no op Iem I Im no fog og II I I A man bought a canary from froman j jan I Ian an animal dealer Youre sure sure this bird can sing he asked Hes a grand singer t i The customer left A week I later he reappeared Say This confounded bird I you sold me is lame i Well what do you want wanta want a a aa Ia I Ia a singer or a dancer i A letter was received from Mr Harold J J. J of the State of ot Utah Division of Parks and Recreation Recreation Rec Rec- J in which he has a are request re request re- re 1 quest of us or residents' residents of the 1 community Since we are un unable ble to supply the needed information 1 tion lion we are m making king a plea of t tour our readers The letter read as follows t I have had the opportunity of reviewing an article entitled I Punting at Funks Funk's reportedly reported reported- ly a publication of your newspaper newspaper per in the late or early The article was by one Mr WIlliam William William Wil WIl- liam H. H Peterson The article tells about Daniels Funk a Utah pioneer who built the lake and how the lake became very pOpular popular popular lar for Sunday afternoon Continued on page six ji i j STAhLE Continued from page one ties It also relates the tragedy of the pleasure boat capsizing and the subsequent drowning I am particularly interested in obtaining the negative or the photograph from your file if it itis itis itis is available of the old excursion boat shown in this article as the boat approaches the shoreline of the lake This is a most interesting interesting interesting interest interest- ing article on the present Palisade Palisade Pali Pali- Palisade sade State Park and andl andI I would be desirous of your assistance in locating this photograph or any other information you might have with regard to the history of this most interesting site It is difficult to imagine that the Boston Tea Party was over just one tax As the pretty girl entered the crowded car a man rose to his feet No you must keep your seat I Insist said the young woman Insist all you like Miss replied the man but fut Im I'm getting getting getting get get- ting off here Employer Sorry I have no job for you I couldn't find enough work to keep you busy Applicant But you have no idea how little work keeps me busy |