Show STAbLE STAhLE By LARRY STAHLE The human brain Is a wonderful wonderful wonderful won won- thing It starts working the moment youre you're born bom and never stops until you stand up to speak In public We as human beings have many funny traits among one of them being that we just love loveto loveto loveto to help keep a bit of news going going going go go- ing around the grapevine It is sometimes humorous to see what the original news is and how it turns tums out at the end A few example examples ex ex- example ample amples we have noted lately With the construction work at atthe atthe atthe the Manti High School not yet completed Principal Winston Gleave Cleave casually mentioned the possibility of perhaps delaying the opening of school one week Result Several days later a report report report re re- port was going around that the school board had definitely delayed delayed delayed de de- the opening of school for three weeks The front pages of past two weeks plus registration this week will help any anymore anymore 0 more rumors Several months ago someone called up and announced that a certain individual in town had died and had been buried and we should hurry up and get on the ball and get a story We called the family immediately to find out that the corpse was very much alive The one that I could never quite figure out occurred four years ago Shortly after we purchased purchased purchased pur pur- chased our lot to build a new home in Manti ManU we were confronted confronted confronted con con- fronted by several Manti citizens citizens citizens citi citi- zens who told us that they thought our idea of building a anew anew anew new home in Provo and then driving to work each day was a abit abit abit bit stupid We agreed If It you look like your passport passport passport pass pass- port photograph you may not be well wen enough to travel Dynamic Maturity |