Show t The Monday Morning THE SALT LAKK : EERALD-KEPTOLHCA- H Salt Lake Herald V jtEst June C 1870) 80 ' Tka IitmiNitala Feb (Eat RtyikUca 12 1908) MAIN STREET Published by The Publishing com — fiooth H A pany R U Thomas Tice president president Euward E Jenkins treasurer Adolph Anderson secretaE James P Casey General Manager All burlness correspondence should be addressed to The n Salt Lake City Utah The is a member of the Audit Bu Herald-Republic- an Iferald-Republica- Ilerald-Republic- an reau Circulation Information concerning circulation will he supplied through this association Venetian building Chicago The is a member of the Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news credited to it or 'not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published hertir Herald-Republic- an ‘ TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS IiAIIV AND SUNDAY delivered by carrier In Salt Lake City one week is cents: Sunday only 5 cents DA AND SUNDAY by mail—One month 75 cents one rear H00 by mail (In advance) — One year 9209at Enttrei cass matter the postofffee at Salt Lake City as second 1 1 - AnI tin’ O er the A !! fai-spinsr- le! of the Tam! 24917 DKCKMllKR banner in triumph shall wave the home of the brave Equipping an Army of the war depart men t shouhl he con- The critic who cannot rise Iitjpi'u! nliove petty polities !uniM maintain a silence for it bcfotiiinir quite apparent that the war tlcpart-meis alrrulv i:fferiiiy from a malumant form of “ that to Opr war elephant has been - t the political hand wapmpermitted tanl tMi ami he has ha1 an ovonlos-- o f wormy political peanuts It is lad enouuh w have men inonkex in? with the band wayon in times of peace when they cannot toot a horn but it cmlansers our national safety when these same fellows are permitted to play with liurli power runs That the - war Teartineut has been badly handled the evidence al- v the worst that has not been told but tve are !i'vs not yoiny to yet anywhere jockey iny for olitical pres- - tiye and patronaye The ease is of vital importance and demands prompt decisive and immediate action We want to put the IjoM stamp of sturdy Americanism on our coat of arms and keep it there at least until the present victory is won No one can make an excuse for the delays and costly blunders made by Mr Baker “nor fan it be said that other men in the same place miyht not have made some of the same blunders The fact of the matter is that Baker was paid a fine compliment by beipy mad'' secretary of war at a time when our oidnanee wis made up of Spencerian pens and typewriters Since we have chnnyed our style of combat-it ba bet-- necessary for us to chanjre onr atid the reversal of form seems to have stumped Mr Baker It is a east where t he job suddenly grew too hiy for the man which happens quite often in the best rcyulatoil instirut iors and the only practical solution is to yet a man iy enonyh for the job and get him piick: also this man should not be (iuestioned as to w hat ticket he voted at the last presidential election Tmt he should be thorwuyhly tested as to hi ability to with other department? of the government 1 to hvina: hi own department up to the highest "fandanl of action and efficiency- - Take for example the lack of clothing and uniforms for our new national army If these young men were at home pursuing their work' they would probably buy more clothing tian they need in t Tie army anil the cost would be more The clothintr manufacturers would not say they could not fill the orders There would be clothing anil to rc on -- ale tVr evtxbody and they would be delivered "Trc season Government irdei hae simply transferred the trade from the letailer to the manufacturer and there are no more young men to supply today than there was before war was declared Every manufacturer has hail ample time to lendjusf his factory to new rondi ti'n? and long ere this every soldier sliouhl have been is concerned fully equip cd at h:ist as far The task before President Wilson is growing bigger crn-While "Tie has Iwen gi'en more jower than day n i cart1 we cannot expert him to make a silk any ruler purse out of a sow’s ear and we cannot exeet him to program with incompetent men at carry n our war the head- - d it i rtnients Existing conditions can only give courage - Germauv‘ an I bring humiliation to us irictite anl tlis-croo- t nt Ti-- c: !- n ual as-elothi- ng h p-- t- r M 'S 8 Look on the Bright Side ever admitting preparedness as a watch is not ami-- s to mention a certain New Year's resolution even though the time for evolving those excellent doctrines ha not yet arrived The resolution Mook on the might he reduced to that old advice: WITH yb-dv i bright side of things" In the midst of a world war it seems like putting optimism und'T forced draft to take up this slogan In that struggle however are men who are perpetually ' looking on the bright side of things These men write home tell:ug of things which appear to them humorous They help ease the burdens of the old folks at home by their merry description of the grotesque happenings at 3 lie front Their letters pick put the funny incidents of and their writings shovhow ridiculous mortals life cauip can be even in the Shadow of a great crisis Surely their example is a good ore to follow If the afford to see the bright side surely rnan under fire we who remain behind can forget the woes of life Particularly is this true when the reward is a surcease of vorry and despair for an hour Newspaper reporters develop the news instinot They can scent a good story in a happening which does not appeal to the ordinary in- dividual Other? may start today developing the cheerful instinct until even amid most discouraging circumstance? tbey may recognize a laughable incident and drive dull care nway with a grin It is a good resolution to begin moulding preparatory to the coming of the new year and new trial in the sorrows of war r-a-n R Guns That W'ill Kill m the military committee of the Senate probes ASdeeper into our ordnance program it becomes more and more apparent that our attention is not centered on the Ilun We have been giving considerable time and attention to federal patronage and the distribution of government contracts In the charges and counter charges which are now being laid before the Senate committee there is much of a personal nature to baffle the public Naturally every inventor believes in his own product and he is going to become piqued if not disgruntled "unless the world shares liis opinion 'Right now the Senate committee is hearing the relative merits of machine guns offered the government for use in the war agaidst Germany In the discussion there is little en- lightening information for the public The fact remains however that our entire attention is not given to the manufacture of munitions with which to defeat the Hun l and ships to What we need now is guns that carry them to Europe Without them we eannot expect to repel the Hnns No doubt there is much to be said on behalf of all the machine guns which have been - -- will-kil- “It Pay evening Saturday 4 Flayer In to Advertise” Every Matinee Thursday and BY ARTHUR 9 WIN TON VAUDEVILLE ' vaudeville bill tomorrow with the opens night EvenKoun Sisters 'Jheadliners at 830 Matinees begin ing Wednesday Pantagesu— Vaudeville bill with Willard the man who grows and the Four Holloways headliners shows dally at 248 780 and Three 9 p m vaudeville Liberty— headlin-- t CliffordHippodrome with and Wayne er Three shows dally at 245 730 J 9 m and p J I MOTION PICTURES I Aaariraa-AlRubins in “The j Gown of Destiny Alice Howsli in "Her Bareback Miss JeaneLacross in solos Career” and even- I afternoon inr Continuous 1 to 11—p m Geraldine! PsraaeaatEasreM and Wallace Reid In “The I Farrar Devil Stone” Continuous 1230 to 11 pm t Straad-Violet Mesereau in The Raggedy Queen” Universal Week-- 2 Bond night ly ComedyContinuous 1 to Liberty m U p Mebesy — Marie Wales mp In Overboard O Henry's "The Copf and the Anthem” “An Actress’ Ro- ' I - On)hrBew ! ! II S I I J II ! d ! ma - A Blessing in Disguise the Italian troops take the' offensive bb the northern front another failure is recorded for the Herman war machine In her recent drive against the Italians Germany made some big gains and still holds much new territory The gigantic tlirut however failed in its object because it did not eliminate Italy from the world war For a time it appeared that Italy would collapse under the heavy fire of German guns but that stage has we passed The German failure is more apparent when Allies the consider what the drive accomplished for Where Germany sought to break down the resistance of the Allies by the elimination of one power she realty' made the resistance stronger Germany by her drive on the Italian' front forced the organization of a central council of the allied powers The council has brought the Allies closer together AS t‘rce ami of Stage Gossip COMEDY WllkMb— Th Wilke : the-standar- llOMltv iire:P atter Amusements ’Pietand a Bit - - December 24 1917 Salt Lake Cily Utah Herald-Republic- an submitted to the government The discussions as to the merits however will not give ns the guns Political patronage will not provide onr troops with the desired munitionsAt this time we are not concerned wiih whois the inventor of the machine gun we use Likewise it does not make much difference which factory provides our munitions We are however vitally interested in the conduct of the war and we want guns in rpuntitifs sufficient to defeat Prussianism Standardised munitions for the use of the United States and her allies would add strength to our program ‘ When we work on one standard we will be able to as fast provide the forces of the Allies with munitions the increases as they can use them Standardization to Allies help Dutput of our factories and permits the each other in timea of need Since the American standuse ard is different to the standards of our allies the unour to program model a is not going of single help less all factories are prepared to conform to that standardWe have been in the' war too long to begin the establishment of new r act ories to manufacture new munitions We want a standard that can be adopted in all of our munitions factories without delay If we can get it only by establishing factories to meet the standard we will suffer serious hardships If the factories we have cannot meet the new standard we had better or abandon standardization which change does not adapt itself to the needs of our allies § vt-- manee" ' xaae— "r’oiiyanna" ' and three matinees' nightswith ' ‘ I matinee tomorrow' nlng I Fiej begin- - Germaking more consistent and compact opposition lorwhen desired This-inot what Germany many to face she commenced her heavy operations on the northern s front At the present time we do not know liow much actual crisis We help the Allies have thrown to Italy in theItalian army do know however that the morale of the under the encouragement ofhas been fered by the council As a result Italy is leading a new fight and German success in the recent drive is confined to territorial gains Indications are that Italy is in thewar stronger than ever because she is given more consideration and recognition by the powers fisrliting with her Italy was not her bv entirely satisfied with the treatment accorded drive German the commencement of her allies before the State? United WTith good grounds she felt that the was forgetful of Italy in the help extended to the allied cause Loans were being made ’to France and England with greater regularity than to Italy The German drive forced attention to this state of affairs and more material Kelp was offered to Italy Tn view of these facts the German drive must be considered a failure It did not attain the object sought The drive was made at a terrific cost in lives and the Ket result is territorial gams which are otfset in new strength thrown to the enemy What's a Nearest Relative the draft board wants to isn’t so far away know Well a mother-in-la- principal roles and they certainly make the most of them Never at least In the present season have any of them excelled their work in “It Pays to AdYou have thought vertise” them veterans in might the several parts instead of stock players doing a first read the lines night 'so well did and so faithfully they charthe portray acters The play itself comes with of being one of the best comedies of recent years and lives up to its reputation through every act It's all about a chap who goes bis father one better in selling soap and does- it The lines are through as clever advertising as they make ’em and the entire play distinctly smart It's not of the horse play variety nor is 'it too Tt's just a thoroughly good subtle In comedy of modern business life and Ro! Cooper McGrue and Walter Hack-ett'- s best strain Miss Bryant simply outdoes hercself in Bryant cleverness She' the living breathing incarnation of smartness and gives her Mary Grayson all the little stags touches that you knosv go with the role Mr Thompson Mr Cloninger and Mr Van Pelt run Miss Bryant a close race Mr Thompson for stellar lienors scored a tremendous hit with his Ambrose Pcale and can record on his weekly ledger a great mans of the wnich the play produces The laughs CORRECT SPEECH may be said of'Mr Cloninger and Do you ftpeak English? Can you ?nak English? Tf same Mr Van Pelt so you are a rare exception among: your fellows Miss Cornelia Glass gave another exVYe sometimes are embarrassed to fine1 a foreigner who as the Countess de cellent? us we while his English Bcaurienperformance is unable to understand recognize the trimmer Her young lady as practically perfect It —Is because he has learned the j French scenes were conversation our and hooks from Milton from Shakespeare langruagre Miss Miss Sinclair screamingly funny j We from Runyan and the Bible fromMabie and Howells Mr McNulty Mr Bonner Mr read English hut we Seldom speak it Our common tongue J Thorne Moore Mr Blyden and Mr Jensen all is a jargron a patois slurred and vulgar do to the success of the their bit—to add XV Solve j it out Figure 'Whatdyyuthinko’the’lectlon?” A 8 j production Enelish the mystery It is a sample of every-da- y Tiers is a Rood statement of the case as presented by a i disgusted parent: “As my children and everybody else's children that I WHAT YOUR BOY or anything: much like It in know cannot learn we English mlarh have better luck with Ittin IS DOING the school perhaps It Is worth trying: anyway And I might like to try It myself” A learned and careful writer puts It: “Speech Is the BY DAVID M CHURCH ' shadow” ' thing grammar is Its International There is a rare Written for the Correct English Is very delightful Service) In rare and enunciation clear in pleasure charm listening — Washington Dee 23 The aviation to the proper use of words — Dayton Herald section is the branch de luxe of the United States army Aviators live and work under conditions which are ‘more nearly the coni ditions of peace time than any other This is necessary in military men order to keep up the nerve and high moral of the men Aviators work BY ALIOS CREW but short hours but under tremendous strain and everything must be done to keep their physical fitness up to the Said r Lima Bean to an Ear of Corn highest standard Miles and miles back of the front Come on let s run away line trenches are the hangars of the The Ear of Corn replied “All right aviation section Here also are' the barracks of the commissioned officers Suppose we go today' and enlisted men Only commissioned officers or the toe so their fast they stumped They ran aviation section' are allowed to fly as And each one bumped his little nose These men make one flight pilots a day under proper weather condiAnd all that was left tions and remain In the air for about Of the dreadful crash two hours While in the air it is their Wa? a tiny spot of succotash! duty to make the most minute reports their observations and to photograph (From “Mary and Her Kitchen Garden" George of what they consider to ba valuable inII Doran company) formation Air battles are not the important work of aviators The battle In the air Is the result of but two things — either it is a defensive or it is a battle waged against battle airmen enemy to keep them from making observation behind the lines The American airman' who from-thspirit of adventure' seeks will probably find himself liable to censure for aviators are too scarce for men to risk their lives in needless fighting no matter how' exhilarating It may be Lake skipper remarked Bombing is also an part of the aviator's workImportant that If this mild weather and most treacherous because he Is always ex kept up heq probably Join the foreign missions posed ot the 'fire of the enemy- antiaircraft guns and llabls to attack by and give his overcoat to a Hottentot "Some mors enemy plane work is carried on far back of 'This of the airy fair weather” the enemy lines and therefore it affords no haven In case of he prophesied accident And— Enlisted men In “When it comes aviation section are almost entirely the mechanics These Yuletlde glvin don't fer-g- it men remaining at the hangars far that th’ munitions from the front are constantly enfactories has been turnin’ Some few engaged In repair work out a lot of Christmas listed men have been made observers for th kaiser gifts and make flights with pilots In Willie Jlpsum's father some instances enlisted men have has succeeded in fittln as pilots qualified Willie's Jig-sapuzzle The hat cord of the aviation section now Is an’ together new is the same as that of th signal corps worlds to sighin’ fer orange and white The collar insignia conquer is the crossed of the signal corps Mayme Dizzee is hopin’ with a pair of flags wings added ter meet some bright soon young man -- SAVE MONEY an collect pretty some more L HOSKISBON CO breach of promise evl- Six Stores Busy deacc ' 1 - - the-reputatio- - - ‘ w Other Points of View - I ’ The Origin of Succotash - e e ' "N-n-- air” no “CtTn'you aef a hen properly?” ' “I fear not sir” "Well can you hitch up a horse?” ' sir” "Well 'what in thunder can you do "N-n-- Farrar- photoplay' which is the 'attraction at the Paramount-Empres- s for the next four days is the artistic of the theme which is presentation based on superstition by Cecil R De Mllle who staged the production In the supernatural effects of handling the story De Mille was afforded parto display his masticular opportunity ter technique such situaIn staging tions De “Mi lie is undoubtedly in a class by himself and that the new film should prove' an artistic triumph both lo point of the star’s acting and the directors presentation Is confidently anticipated Jeanie Macpherson who wrote the stories for “The Woman God Forgot” “Joan the Woman” and other Farrar is responsible for the scephotoplays“The which is nario of from the original ' story by adapted Beatrice De Mille and Leighton Osmun Much of the screen stxccess of Geraldine Farrar is attributed 'to the 'extreatment of her stories by ceptional Miss Macpherson and considerable enthusiasm Is expressed over her new script Geraldine Farrar in this picture ofdifferfers a characterization entirely which she has from anything Inscreen ent' As Marever appeared on the of a the Manot she cia portrays part i simple Breton flsherwoman who be- iieves she finds a famous stone which has been lost for generations and as a result enters a new world from that in which she has been living The treatment of the story links the time of the legendary Queen Grenelda of Norse folklore with the present and In the handling of a apromises film storynovelty Opposite the star again appears Wallace Reid the popular film actor whose previous work as leading man to Farrar has proved him ideal’ in this n Other capacity who have won distinction in players Farrar the new production pictures appear inBosworth Tully Marincluding'Hobart shall James Neill and Raymond llat-to- n Gustav von Seyffertitz Ernest Msbel Van Buren Lillian LeighJoy ton and Burwell Hamrick also appear in Important parts Salt Lakers are Indeed fortunate in that booking engagementslocalpermitted run of of the the A Erlanger a lid George C TyKlawlengthening ler's "Pollj'anna” to five nights and three matinees as it is likely that every theatregoer will want to see “The Glad Play” with Its cheer and sunshine Miss Helen Hayes the comes actress who plays the name to the Salt Lake theatre Inpart ''Pollyanna” with the unanimous verdict of coast critics that she is the greatest of all the younger players of today The dramatic editors of San 'Francisco went into raptures over the young star and many nice simply couldn't say too about her onIt was Miss Hayes' things the Pacific coast first appearance and she scored the biggest dramatic hit of the year “Genius of the stage” "talented lit"emotional actress of tle creature” samples of hlgli merit” — these are butMiss the pages of praise given Hayes and unless the unanimous opinion of errs is Lake all the coast critics Salt in for some real enjoyment and a delightful evening's entertainment in ’’Pollyanna” and ofthe young actress' her characterization' The engagement of “Pollyanna” opens with a Christmas day matinee and continues through until Saturday night matinees on Wednesday with additional to and Saturday “The glad play” is Oliver Morosco's combe followed - - - - -- -- - States- - - CURED BALKING Redd — 'Saw a ‘Veterinary going into you place tills sick?” Anything Greene — "Yes the 'car Something's the matter with its insides” “But what does a veterinary surgeon know about a car?” "I don’t know Only I do now that once he cured a horse I owned of balk-lu- g and I thought it wouldn't do any harm to let him try his hand on the ca — Yonkers Statesman r-- 25c SALT LAKE THEATRE - - Absolutely Removes Indigestionif itDruggists fails refund money L no useful? It Is said that one of the most at that's can "I knit’ sir”— Yonkers new Geraldine" the tractive features of xnftii m Special Holiday Engagement Mat Tomorrow Opening With Xmas Continuing Remainder Week Regular Mata Wed and Sat KLnr cJsdapger Gesge CTyler w present Hie Glad Pky ” - Devil-Stone- - ' The beat comedy and the most finished performance the Wilkes players have given this season This is my humble opinion of It Pay to Advertise” whicli was produced last night for the first time by the stock company players It is to bzve the usual Wilkes performances with an added matinee tomorrow If you don’t see it you’ve missed a most delightful entertainment and enough laughs to keep you In good humor for the rest of 1917 and with enough left over to start tha new year on it way rejoicing Miss Nana Bryant the Wilkes leading woman: Ralph Cloninger the leading man: "Cliff” Thompson and Ernest Van Pelt have been entrusted with the A TIMELY ACCOMPLISHMENT “And do you know how to milk a cowr1 asked the farmer of the man who had applied for a job - well-know- in “ThebyBird of Paradise' pany ard Walton Rich- masterplay Tully's jjg William S Hart has taken unto himself a protege in the person of little the Harold Goodwin and It true the of the popular star come predictions will be drawing' something youngster like 810000-- week by tbea time he casts is Los Angeles his first vote Harry After boy and a great admirer of Hart many unsuccessful efforts he finally succeeded in getting "to” the star b in his wireless outfit interesting him learned The that Hart was youngster Interested In such things and after several vain attempts succeeded in getBoon after Inspect his outfit ting himheto poured into a-- sympathetic which ear the ambition of his life viz to become a screen actor like "Big Bill” in Hart’s Harrv was given a tryout"The ft new Silent picture Man” and scored such a big hit with the star that lie hav"been taken under the wing of the famous "bad Under the supervision of Willman”personal iam ft it is expected that Harry will soon ba known as a result of in Hart pictures his workwidely 4c The only Chinese telephone exchange in the world outside of China is located In San Francisco The ITearst-Path- e News recently sent a cameraman to It into motion pictures He found put six little Chinese maidens resplendent in the brocades and silks of China other seated at a switchboard- Unlike the subscribers who numexchanges ber 1100 are not listed by number but The operators must carry all by name A memories these names in their in the name ex-of Chinaman who rejoices Loo Gum Shu Is In charge of the has fourteen girls in his change and The girls though of full Chiemploy nese blood are all American born They Shu has to be are so 'pretty that Mr new the girls — training continually raid-n- g constantly roung Chinese men arewives his exchange for sfc SjS r - - AMERICA theatre that The nets the standard for pictures - 4 DAYS Beginning Tomorrow NORMA TALMADGE kby M “THE MOTH” Is a rich picture —rich In Ita drama rich - la Its 91 effects rich la lta entertainment Matinees i New Year's A Wed 25c to 150 Eves 50c to 9150 In “The Gown of OF PARADISE Destiny1 superb screen offering The fashion of the seasurprise son— a romance for oil peoplr NOTE— The gowns- worn In this were designed by tlie picture famous Hickson Inc of New York ALSO SHOWING— TODAY The Play of a Woman's Sonl - ALICE HOWELL (The Fusale Charlie Chaplin) In her latest success THIS WEEK’S SHOW BEGINS TUESDAY EVE MAT WEDNESDAY “Her Bareback Career” Miss Jeane Lacross “snperb soIn solos today at 245 prano” 430 720 and 920 p m NELLIE AND SARAKOUNS FREE! FREE! FREE! A Xmas treat for the kiddies of COOPER AND RICARDO JOSEPFSON’S ICELANDERS Salt Lake Mr IV H Swanson wants all of the children of Salt Lake to come to the beautiful American theatre Christman morning at 10 o’clock and bring all of their little friends see a wonderful free show— sad See the funny comedy entitled "Safe In the Safe” featuring funny Dan Russell and see the big feature "The Son of Neptune” featuring Gordon Griffith and Betty Schade SHOW STARTS PROMPTLY AT ARTHUR DEAGON TOWElt AND DARRELL LO LOTTE JEAN ADAIR & CO 3-r- eel lO A Eve JOc 25c 50c 75c Mat 25c 50c Bny tickets now M STRAND NOW PLAYING The biggest (Salt' Lake's family theatre) PRESENTS JULIA CURTIS — COOK A LORENZ FOUR HOLLOWAYS Other big acts Three shows daily 245 730 91T The delight and favorite of millions of fans in her latest role ESDI! “THE RAGGEDY QUEEN1 The plctnre that will please Also showing A “IT PAYS COMEDY Presented by Naan Bryant and the Wilkea Players Special Christman Matlnes Tree Santa Claus and presents for the kiddles RcfiiUr matinees Thursday and Saturday Usual prices at the Strand 4vC - CHIL- - f- DC FREE DHEN FREE FREE TREAT FOR THE CHILDREN OF SALT LAKE Mr W H Swanson Invites the children of Salt Lake to come to the Strand theatre Xmaa mornat 19 a in and aee one of ing the best shows they have ever seea-- no admission charge— abfree AN XMAS Theatre— On State ' street NOW PLAYING Clifford Wayne & Karlb “ The Full Dress Indian and the 20th Century Squaw 5 OTHER FEATURE ACTS solutely ELLA HALL in “JEWEL” From the famous story by CLAIIA ' LOUISE ItUKN If AM a and screaming -- MINDING THE BABY” comedy Be at the Strand Xmas morning ad lO with all yonr little friends FREE Prices lOe and FREE duction “THE HEARST-PATH- E ’ " Special music ' ' : 20c 1250 Phone Was Special MASTER Iv A Kill Sioux Indian Twentieth century wonder prodigy See him by all means ran Farrar all-st- ar TO ADVERTISE” Tonight is Liberty Bond night Y Supported by WALLACE REID HOBART BOSWORTH-TULLMARSH ALL and an cast in the latest Cecil B De Mille w NOW PLAYING e Pnnchful Farce Rapld-Kir- UNIVERSAL WEEKLY ADMISSION ADULTS bill of the re season The man who grows VIOLET - four-featu- WILLARD TODAY AND TOMORROW TODAY TOMORROW WEDNESDAY dQiralioi® O Henry story “THE BOY AND THE ANTHEM” Thrilling drama of today pro- “AX ACTRESS’ ROMANCE” Special two-reSelig Marie Walcamp In O YERBO AR D” A “Red Ace” feature Tomorrow a apeelal Christman el DEVIL-STONE- ” NEWS PARAMOUNT PICT0GRAPHS Continuous 1230 to 11 p m program Same old prices Modern Ventilating Syat : " ’ fi C: - ! ADMISSION CHARGE — IT’S ALL FREE FOR THE KIDDIES NO PARAMOUNT- - EMPRESS tr 11 ALMA RUBENS Statesman - wo ispar Oliver Morosco's Pulsating Hawaiian Romance LAST TIMES TODAY ” BLOTTED OUT Miss Blotter was a comely girl Her father he had shekels She was adorned with golden locks And also with some freckles Lot one fair day they disappeared! With Paint she would not daub 'em But with a name like her's she might absorb 'em Quite easily — Yonkers Statesman ww i iww w cum STARTING 3 DAYSMONDAY Dec 31 Seats Tbura — a Orders Now - let-him- ubi Slejnor HPortcx ' MO A CuSHINA ung Fblfcs Enjoy (By arrangement with the Fage Co) Prlcesi Xmas matinee 25c to 9150 50c to fUO Wednesday Nights and Sat Mat bent seats 91 9)e UNDER CONTROL Mrs Flatbush — “Does your husband luncheon?” come home to his — Mrs Bensonhurt "Oh yes every day" “And does he grumble when it’s not on time?” ready "He does not” “But you don't always have It on time for him doonyou?” ever time” “Hardly “And he don't grumble?” “He certainly does not” “Why doesn't he grumble do you suppose?” I won't — Yonkers “Because GkXMOUNE OttSHCXM Nnc! cm kook tbe i “THE Tnce-Artcra- aSe U h & - J"’’ V- i- 4 r'ijsf 1 hn t k ZJ ( |