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Show Iw Flower Motifs Maie Gay 15elriMun i.i, I M ft? tv-Vu- REAL LIQUOR! v n !'i' J 3U1 F r Christmas we gave an aged servant a quart of whisky a a . Ab.iut a week later I asked pion-i:thim how it wii He replied: "It was jes right. Boss. I asked To r .ike conversation, him what he meant by "jes right- f it would he rejoined, Well. have been ar.y better. Boss, you would have kept it for yourself, and if it would have been any worse, it would have kill'd me. Tltats why reeep-- j say it was jes right. md T, "V. pt SI: nd :n 'i T1 tur if,W-- I : : X attractive, sopliiticated u 'V'. JY a cr Slow Komanre Charlie was the most bashful lad n ' In the village. Naturally the fam- Ily wore astonished when he told I them one evening that he was going an courting. After spending over hour getting ready, he set out. Half an hour later he returned, looking very pleased with himself. said his "You're back soon, mother. "How did you get on?" 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"I'll be perfectly frank with you, his friend replied. "Your chances would be better if you'd tell her you were 75." A t h by la inums. Duo to an unusually 9$n sAy. SCAT Hi r y M( jyTHREE iWt i ;V,N luFE Aur OUJ 0 My OATS Cft I 4 V" vMTLL.LVk N WITH 'THREE CATS IT STKiw'tS) i NOT WOULD If THKLE Vlr Ftr!U v J I 1HC Lit, IM CyTH: HflLt'J If I lrtr rii'vACj u--t . WA' MU' rIAl 'Ti VNI AHr Wt iiTTfcE Sfilww UU POUT I lu-v-f --a. Ju U1 PSA- UA 'I1 klTTiE MS.TWIAI I I KVA CtSJ r Kessler J JEFF aw: you h.i lor qj..k . yu Match fowils. t: e flwir mniilw tutli s!l fer S- y, yi ' (lolf Hal MinialiiTt" Spread, Slmrt 1 fs! Wide mlarily i No Aii'.ti'ii::in f.iJ ever had s;.h it shortlived r'i widospitiul l.irity ns uiil miniature g' lf a 19110. Although the v iir.vl largely t!i,vd out a ' ii-n- ftngid RpfFrFnrFi 39.0 5 V marry that young man on earning You've original such short acquaintance? 4 la wise to invos-tment- . only known him for a few weeks." "Well, replied Jennie, after a thoughtful pause, "it Isn't as If he was some new fellow. He's well recommended. A girl I know was engaged to him for quite a long time. Easy Coasting ' i , rich man lying on his death bed called his chauffeur, who had been In his service for years, and A . & ' k said: "Ah, Sykes, I am going on a long and rugged Journey, worse than ever you drove me. "Well, sir, consoled the chauffeur, "there's one comfort It's all downhill and you won't need any gasoline. ' ' Whit Waa It? was annoyed by her husband's presence In the kitchen while she was preparing dinner. And when be accidentally knocked her cook book to the floor, she flared A young bride ; ' WV CUNEED ?, I A NET! lets CJDNB out U..I l-' ri. c n- ii !, m ianur-w i 1 "Now look what you've done. You've lost the place and I haven't the least idea what I'm cooking.'' EXPENSIVE WAY OCT r rm sou Vitamin-Vu- T1'-to Scotla help lirire lic' rarer and etemiaa r 1 Se o'l natural A all Viamii--i - up. A MINUTE! YiXtNEED It you're I , - nU-- enerey-b'i'-o'n- Buy tMU rrri--- 1 Aii scon'S!EMUlsip LATER! FISH BITE ajy,fAK.Ay.igyt GCOP AT NIGHT! Invest in Your Country Buy U. if' . - , y gjj Jit v . . )I PON T TBY TO WIFE! THIS iVil L iVslt OLD MAN 50 BULk-i- - ok (lilt ki CIIAMK A "Yci. but unco ru: Si' r,'Ti! fu Si-i- forgot." n til crown--- ti : h. y h d The p iff in,l his mother's pow cu m ho h.u! Axing his fa I s M'-o y, her do, whrn grabbed it from il. "You murtn't du th.il." sho oer. lioio.ie-me"Only lnd'.t'S use wash ttiemsolvcs ' lit poor no h-- f.- ir-i- -' n n "Your wife seems to have a Strange look on her fare lately. "Yeuh. ane's Irvin to reaemblr hfcr latest photograph. $s 0 .h S l ' i y THINe, A V uec-ot ipop-- A r 3CBLEM- , Two husbands were discussing their wives. "I wish I could And a way to stop my wife from spending so much on gloves, said one. ''I've got an Idea," replied the other. "Ever try buying her a dla-- ; mond ring?" A i! 1 v Bit Dumb A father shook his head sadly as his son left the room. For the fourth l iSS By Jeff Hajres successive month his report card had shown nothing but D's. "I am Anally convinced," he told his wife, that our son must have a sixth sense. There's certainly no sign of the other five." Found Out Salesman plaining terms of sale' You Then only a small deposit .make no more payment for months. Lady of the House Who tuld about us? Heuse-to-Hous- ! A Model SILENT SAM TWO SimETJ YOU'LL PAY!! ffifl rtii'i.'i I'UTtii-- g '.Vh it is it" thrcr-yi-ir-o.- h-- ' 'M the li.M'.ly' Ill! ki ! S.H.p. Vouue ClranlinrMi ,:vv'"t l,,' n LOOK AT THSTf KUNcrt ?EVtN ywj.. sTv-- iiii'i! i.t in hi h-- i why dn t.ihle with liIV coming U tl hmls? You kvw 1 .ilw VJ Mill you lu w;!ih 'TTommy, n I -- n Hi ALWAYS I e pay you six you we d.iin't." Nrw IV lor It do you wha'. Mother Junior, mean by baby r,ot' Junior she swaiiowrei my Junt and I'm trying to la w the dough. StlU the Same My husband thtnka he's changed a lot, but he hasnt "How come? "Well, he's alwaya talking about what a perfect feel he used to hoi" S- - Saving Bondi! |