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Show classified depart Ptf. Racks For Closet Doors Space-Save- r 117HY wish for more and M bigger closets if the ones you have so that all the ' pace is used? Handy racks on the door add readily accessible j pace for things used every day; leaving inside shelves fur storage. ADTOS. TRICKS re not organized ' i thd year I Harry anything. The word la aitnply too big The racks shown here are carefulfor the human race to hold the ly planned things you Grnntlsnd Rlra to handle. The word use the most, jet they are less good" la different. Even the word than three inches deep. - - - Addiwte- in aport haa been overuied I,ook over the list Ty Cobb and Babe Ruth In baseball Jim Thorpe. "girst" . Bronko Nagur Pudge ski. Red Grange, and 20 others in football. Among the pitchers Gy Young Malhrwaon, Jiihnaun, Alexander, Of and on. Among the golfers Bobby Jones Walter Hagen, Byrun Nelson, Harry Vardon. Among the lighters or boxers Dempsey, Jeffries, Louis. I can give you 10 more. Among the greatest college football teams Army 1945, Notre Dame 1943, Notre Durne 1930, Minnesota. Southern California, Pittsburgh. A1 abama 1935, Michigan and Yale in the old daya. All good, maybe great But none of them the greatest Baseball trama The Cubs of 1900 The 1910, the Athletics of Yankees at varioua stages. AD good few great none the greatest. ileffi-lflnger- President How tong have I been here, Ed? Eddie About ten minutes. President And not a demand ao far for a special favor from any direction! Who b Football s Greatest? by Miiy DOCTORS Help tune up tduk syitemg hclpi teeth, strong bond children build sound 'trie SQQ0-TASTIN- 9! ECONOMICAL! Clad or Stock U UfiW, iinwr, iMiBft . j y. BMilo IiImI fiff dairy Imnhn, Ma, AfHAIalawytm-ilt- y, ! ClNDiff St OCKIVCs&iZa Buy U.S. Savings Bonds! Id mem Eddie Just to take a nap on the counter without any fear you were Imperiling the future of civilization old-tim- Memories of SAVE TIMET SAVE MONEY! ligate tlioK IKEST" accounting ay stem ever tie vioetl. Kiperialljr adapted fur email buainma without bunk keeping machine, yet with II the advantages. Not a charge account ledger, but an Inveo every transaction. (Mr ll SSSS record of ?.IS plus hJm eoe Uau fur 4 mn W. A. JAMES Wak. Rlvd. Ordeo. Wah dSSV A MSN IN MATNiaS ORSPSUD O Ha .ROOSTS Wefera, In the 666 COLD PREPARATIONS TbBUID. TABLETS, SALVE, NOSE SHOPS 'CAimoN-- usi ONtr as duuctb y WKJI lgfi.nwrwgue.uu uy Bondi yeai kiss kirn TOiNIG IBBOIIOWIlllUi kom Joh The first car we ever drove had an Isinglass foldup windshield, pres-tolitanks and a motor that, started after applications of boiling water on the outer pipes, roared like a flock of fire engines. te o A famous radio commentator : haa witched from a stomach medicine sponsor to a hat company. And Elmer Twitchell, who gets mixed' up easily, went into a haberdashery hop the other day to get a laxative, and later entered a drugstore and asked for a hat spelled backwards. Hitler left a message saying, My spirit will rise from the grave." No wonder these Insecticide men are getting so many calls from everywhere. The meat attractive beak title ef the year "How to Get That Tax Be fond." Duffy and Ber-nl- e fast time of 9.0. Dont forget," he said, "this time was over a alow track with bad 0 0 0 "Theater Bobbed by Gunmen." Headline. Possibly on the theory that turn about la fair play. 0 0 0 "Truman to Ba Frank Speech." Headline. In ! KT A 25 BOX veri MTarriiisiiei'J I su (hat bim Relief At Last bett 30C loot! ForYourCoug towi CmumiMnn relieves cause U goes right, to the teat trouble to hem tooeen ant germ laden phlegm, and aid use to soothe and heal raw, tends, t flamed bronchial mucous sus brines. Tell your druggist to kSj: a bottle of Creomulsl on with tine dentanding you must likeorthe wnc quickly allays the cough yta to have your money back. reco CREOMULSION for Coughs, Chest Colds, Breed seen Urh trou erfer hob fcarr firtu Same ill, food m andi soreness Relieves pain that John ler da ferni tin Tuaill PASO IN el people tuUrrUd " aimpte-- Ml., hove found Lyraojij relief ilk FAZO oinrmcn -why: Pint. PAZOoInnueaneerto lommad orrae relieve I Itching. Second. PAZM lahrlcatei hardened, driedand w MUHom Kvd fdJ W crocking a. Third, PAZO otniinml to reduce twelllng nod check who bleeding. Fourth, It'a may PAZO ointmeor'e perforaied rn Pipe make appllcailoa iltg thorough. Your doctor cat you about PAZO ointment. kttei tie mpn tivii sets t t'U hteri Pei taicr TO1 9UPP09II0RII and many dorm . w raw auppnal prtftr coutta la handy auppaum Tha toolhinS rrllof PAZO alway glvca. f AZI IiiijMtliUtum kma paraoo. to ua t nut tit r but i e Mata I lit) tali: Sum: rt I muratlM TO CET MORE Thai in Ml. ui mi If your blood LACKS RON! You stria and women who ugw,? tlmpla anemia that you're pam3 dragged out" thla may be due; of blood-iroSo try Lydia I. TABLETS ona of tbo brrt bom to build up rad blood In PinkhamVItblata on on of j"J tonics you can W art blood-iro- n " n. all drugstore!. Worth irylnsi kl llrej brr 0t ti hrrr Kail V.icl eai Mil) d WNU W hei tint B 1-- A ghost message? last will and testament by Hitsaya that he sever wanted anything like war. .He Jnet looked np from behind hie blits and there It sreal- A KiHrieysWKt b. aWorldWell' en at ler agate . "I . bam o, remember the EMF? The Maxwell, Stoddard - Dayton, Dart. Grant, Glidden, Jeffrey, Wm. Elmore, Win ton, Harmon, Grant end Apperaon Jackrabblt? ' Fin par Who hn-ma- USE U. S. Savings Stutz Bearcat an running ahoes. Under modem conditions either Duffy or Wefcrs could have beaten Jesse Owen. Paddock or any other modem sprinter. So. again, who la the greatest sprinter? The answer it nobody. Gamea ere played under different conditions, where the modern bunch have all the better of the breaks in every way. They get the faster tracks, the better equipment, the better groomed and easier golf courses, the better eoarhing and training In every form of sport, the better chance to improve. There isn't a men connected with port for the last 50 years, or a team, that could be called "the greatest." There has never been a greatest football player, a greateat baseball player, or a greateat anything else. In ether wards, aport haa known no superman, and neither haa the a rare In any ether form ef exist- cnee. Unknown thousands With the aame break could have surpassed famous names. This outburst la a part answer to those who keep writing la asking about "the grewtral la various lines. It Is atiU fvorth while Just to be good. ( Early Autos old-tim- Pope-Toled- c . Floyd Clymer of Los Angeles, e svriting a book, recalls the automobiles, naming the Ace, Alco, Alpena, Apperson, Chandler, Cleveland, Franklin, Flanders, Kissel and Lozier among other. And it bring back to ua boyhood memories of the the Locomobile, the Roamer, the White Steamer and the who had run the dash against Arthur Country-B- of newspaper eh? President Oh, man I 1 fcer Invest in Your always remember be glad to hava you back with ... Mmlern Advantages I ran across i johJ Well, President Just Imagine being back in the hat shop. . . . Just to be able to sell a collar with no newsreel men recording the deed for posto be able to dress the terity front window without having it full "greateat." yesterday Shl el your raw fun. nttitfe and wool to NOKTien hide IDE AND US COMPANY. Ir Weat. BaH Lake City. whrrtVj olwaya receive highest aurkrt me in the store. President Thats the nicest thing thats been said to me since I got into the White House. Eddie And I aint lookin for no post as an ambassador, either! d Only Mighty nice place this. Eddie- - Is Doe Blanchard greater than Dronko Nagurski? Certainly not Not ycL In fact Minnesota and Michigan camp followers will tell Bill Daly Is you that fast a greater offensive back than either And they Nagurski or Blanchard. can be right. I can name you more than a few backs that might be more valuuble to a team titan either Nagurski or Blanchard The greatest passer or the greatest pass receiver? Sammy Baugh or Don Hutson. Maybe. But Greasy Neale saya he would rather have Sid Luckman than Baugh and Hut-io- n combined. Maybe Greasy is wrong. Maybe he isnL Who is doing to know? Greasy would rather have Van Burcn titan any back he ever saw. Bert Bell of the Steel-er- a would rather have Bill Dudley for value. I think Clint Frank of Yale is nture valuable than cither. I put this complicated problem up to Greasy Neale. "Maybe I'd rath- er have Clint Frank," hr said. I mean taken every way." As line as Doc Blanchard and Glenn Davis are, I don't think either can do ail the things that Clint Frank could da We can move Into other flelds to prove there is no such word as Man o' War or Exterminator? Man o' War quit as a Man o' War ia the symbol of racBut Exterminator ing greatness. ran and won for many years from ix furlongs to two miles from 120 pounds to 140 pounds. As we move along I still aay there Is no greatest. There Is neither an Individual star, a team or a hsrse that any one ran put above all ethers la competition. Although Pudge lleffelflngcr had one unchallenged foot ball record at least. He waa an In IRX9 and Just as good 3S yean later when he was 53. Who can say whether Bobby Jones, Harry Vardon. Walter Hagen ' or Byron Nelson was the greater golfer? Hagen beat Jones 12 and 11 In a match. But Jones beat Hagen 10 straight years In the U. 8. Open, where the blue rhips were down. tty i) 1910-191- Renamended Well, Ed, bow goes It? abe good, Harry. How .atasegi taught in a lewlf?.?? aBartering bad are thing! in your line? permanent butini-wiihT-ALT LAKE raH.4 President They're not good. w. F. cw.ua. sianta Hi. Eddie I gathered as much from the papers- - Lately every time I got JHISCKI.LANEOI'S to thinkin that I had troubles, I just Earn era Sail?. Sell thought of you. I ain't felt so sorry WAR II. Agent., d "nbjgf . for anybody since wa sold that shirt wanted. C. M. .w, with the short tail to the tallest man in town. President Believe me, Ed, I can IDEAL BOOKKEEPIlj use your sympathy. Eddie-Be- ing President ain't what SYSTEM m TAX Kt ita cracked up to be, eh? President Not even close. Mind These are individual If I just sit down and look over tailored to fit all typ the stock? Eddie I ain't got much stock. of Businesses and Firm Harry . , . Just a few hats and ties Farm Records $3 left after the holiday rush. Thata President (admiringly) okay. Hats and tie took better to Mail order promptly me now than when I was in business. It sort of comforts me to SALT LAKE DESK EXCOJUK it here surrounded by haberdasn- - IS W. IrS So. Siltuteta 7. Eddie A bat shop ain't a bad PERSONAL place, Harry. MAIL ORDER PHOTO PIKUBc President You're tellin mel printing. enlrguu, J. Eddie Ilia nearest thing I ever Developing, Writo tor prlre list und free mJikff.' PHOTO SKHVK KS. ST1' aw to a presgur group around hera toe Market SL See FraetltN I fe waa once when three women cams in to tell one man what kind of WANTED TO BUT necktie he ought to pick out an Eddie-Pre- or "grealeat" pitcher nr "greateat" M- Ml hamt the Press-den-i dropped ns on Eddie Jocobion, his old partner ia lAe hot (loro. Aeies (During hit tumJ no port. There such word. Thera never was and never will bs "greatect football or baaebaO team a greatest golfer MRS. KITH WYETH SPEASI Bedford HiUt New York Drawor 1( Enclose IS cent tor Pattern No. Ml a Feller Needs a Friend When Just littld. One of the few things I've learned thii season, meaning 1945, U that the word "greatest doesn't belong In i In perfect ehape Everyoav ha In are ruru-fn.itt .uarie to at crown. by Both email an1 large article ere held conveniently In Ih lower rack which alto bae a hanger rod Then rarkt are alio useful far children' toga and tuye. They arc csey to ml out of ecrapo of plywood with an ordinary com past aaw from Ihe dime eturo. NOTE Pattern Kll gives actual-tieuttlng guide fur all parts of both of the rack thown here. Illustrated rilrectmni for aaiembling and a Hat of oil material! required are Included. To get pattern BO. tend lSe with name and addreo to: ACCtU for The winter season In the tropica may now be said to hava been officially opened. 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